What's up call me Sage

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[firstginger]

Who’s your Pokémon partner? [200 possibilities]

Welcome, young trainer, to the Pokémon laboratory! I’m Professor Bayberry and here the Pokémon partner selection process works a little differently — instead of the trainer picking the Pokémon, the Pokémon picks the trainer. Why don’t you sit down and answer a few questions while we wait to see which of our many Pokémon chooses you?

— [ it’s finally done! head’s up, this is a long quiz, 44 questions! art credit here ]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this was fun i got  Tyrogue

[wyndryga]

[storm-galaxy]

[fuckyeahdementia]

[vaighspersonal-deactivated20160]

Why the hell does this captivate me.

[spazzeon-deactivated20181102]

Bats are weird

[acidocasualidad]

[acomedytothosewhothink]

That camel’s face is fucking amazing. I need all of these items.

[sufferenhands]

@twentytwotinyturtles sandwich boy

[scienceisbeauty]

Terrifying. In principle there seems to be nothing extraordinary in this photo, but if you go to the original source (click the image), you’ll reach to the freakish original resolution of 70,000 x 30,000 pixels. Then you can enlarge… and you’ll be able to distinguish every single face in the crowd. Creepy huh?

Source: gigapixel.com (via Reddit)

[pepisman-deactivated20140720]

Some of my favorites 

[leticheecopae]

You can see into the apartments near the back, holy crap.

[lychgate]

ah but who could forget

rude man interupting kiss

missing girlfriend torso

found torso, actually boyfriend

headless man

nicolas cage in disguise

disgruntled michael cera 

man holding conversation with half a man

cyclopes spotting 

vulgar words

man sharting himself

and everyone in this picture

[feraluwu]

I FUCKING FOUND HIM

[lesbianlimbo]

Everyone’s posting their favorite vines, so I thought I’d hop on this bandwagon.

[freehugsfromvoldemort]

this is absolutely the best compilation ive seen

[mooreaux]

yall ever get so overwhelmed with the feeling of “i’m not doing enough” that you just do nothing at all

[cutekittensarefun]

He thinks he’s being sneaky

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

whose being sneaky

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[ip2lb]

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[storm-galaxy]

When u be missin you’re old friend group cause y’all all grown apart in your own way

[notthedisneyyourelookingfor]

[repair-bear]

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

[ven-gethenian-blog]

This is officially the best thing on tumblr.

[nerrath]

Wtf

[mccullou29]

I forgot about this and here it is again. Now i will have it forever.

[ynkkbot]

i have never seen this but i am that i had because this is the best thing ever

[storm-galaxy]

Y’all remember the gingerbread giant from shrek 2? What kinda oven was he god damn made in?!?!

[aus-yeezus]

Send me a letter to my inbox

A- are you single? B- birthday? C- crush? D- did u get ur first kiss? E- easiest person to talk to? F- favorite song? G- good at? H- hair color? I- in love? J- jealous of? K- known as? L- longest relationship? M- middle name? N- number? O- one wish? P- person last texted? Q- question always asked? R- reason to smile? S- song last listened to T- time you woke up? U- 3 biggest wishes? V- violent moment? W- worst fear? X- ex you still liked after it was ended? Y- your last hug? Z- zodiac sign?

[xbirdthenerd-deactivated2019091]

Visit Original Link

[halfbloodhiccup]

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

[apupcalypse]

it’s exactly what you think it is

[cassandrajean]

it’s exactly what I thought it was.

[tea-rexasaurus-deactivated20220]

[worddevourer]

It has been, 500 years.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS MY JAM

[cynlan]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[storm-galaxy]

Y’all ever notice when you dab on haters

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danceintheskies]

[danceintheskies]

wait, one more