Stormfall

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[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

[ammit420]

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

What

[ammit420]

i aint read this right my bad

[riddle-unsolveable]

what in the old man yaoi

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

happy pride

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spock’s in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or he’ll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, he’s also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesn’t die. but then spock’s fiance (t’pring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the ‘blood lust’ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get what’s happening. and t’pring picks kirk to be her ‘champion’ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he won’t marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so he’s like of course i’ll do this fight if it’ll help spock and then he gets told it’s a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc he’s killed his ‘best friend’ only to discover kirk’s alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride

[anachronic-cobra]

To summarize, star trek invented fuck-or-die and spock attempted to resolve this by giving kirk a boob window and wrestling with him half-naked in the sand

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

The fact that this is accurate is fucking killing me

[thedeepmiracleperfection]

btw, it is widely acknowledged that this episode and particularly this scene is what spawned the first housewife trekkie fans and spock/kirk shippers as we know them, which in turn shaped fandom culture as a whole for generations to come. no, seriously, modern fandom culture and art including fanfiction as we know it today only exists because of the creative efforts of 1960s/70s housewives and a whole lot of the inspiration behind that passionate collective effort came from the homoerotic spock/kirk shippers, most of whom experienced their awakening with this exact episode. truly a historical moment.

[zekedms]

This is the slash it's named for

[stormfall1327]

Do you honestly mean to tell me that I wrote part of a House/Reader fanfic involving Mario Kart that I completely forgot about?! I was going through my Notes on my phone and found a spicy little number that I obviously need to finish. 😬

WIP below:

Fuck.

Second place, again.

No matter how tight your lines, no matter how precise your item management, he managed to beat you. Every damn time.

You flop back into the couch cushions with a groan, hearing him snort in satisfaction next to you.

“You know, sweet cheeks, maybe Mario Kart just isn’t your game.” House glances over at you, eyebrow poignantly raised and a smug smirk plastered to his face. Reaching for his beer, he takes a long pull. Your eyes can’t help but wander to his Adam’s apple, bobbing slowly as he swallows. You suddenly feel the urge to run your tongue along his throat.

“Did you ever stop to think that maybe I was just letting the cripple win?”

He scoffs and rolls his eyes. “Please, after that little display? You’d have an easier time convincing me that Thirteen is straight.”

You roll your eyes in return, suppressing a smile at his jab.

“Hmmm. Well, Gregory House, I’m afraid to inform you that arrogance isn’t your most attractive trait.”

“And what would my most attractive trait be, Y/N? My dashing good looks? My devilish charm? My impressively large co-“

“Ugh, you are absolutely incorrigible!” You stand up from the couch, only to find his long fingers suddenly wrapped around your wrist.

“Where are you going? And also, you didn’t answer my question,” he rumbles, voice low and gravelly. His icy blue eyes twinkle with mischief as he holds you in place, thumb tracing gentle circles on the inside of your wrist.

“I am going to get another beer. Your ego doesn’t need any more stroking,” you state plainly as you lean down to give him a chaste kiss.

“Mmm, speaking of stroking…” he mutters against your lips, grabbing your ass with his free hand to pull you closer.

[iknowthislooksbad]

:)

[pollsgalore]

What kid were/are you?

Sports kid

Theater kid

Choir kid/Orchestra kid

Band/Marching Band kid

Nice kid (the "a pleasure to have in class" and no one had beef with you)

Art kid

Smart kid (people asked you about homework)

uhhh idk. I was just vibing by myself

Computer kid (played all the online games)

Class clown

Always got in trouble kid :(

Other/Multiple of these

Voting ended onJun 19, 2024

[thespoonisvictory]

people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

[thespoonisvictory]

it’s not about actually being gifted, it’s about an initial higher scoring on standardized testing that means little to nothing or being good at learning in the way elementary and middle school wants you to, so you get marked as ‘advanced’. in reality, maybe you had faster development in certain areas, but the issue with being a gifted kid isn’t that “everyone told me I was so cool and special for reading and then I actually wasn’t :(” it’s “I wasn’t properly taught to handle things not coming easily to me, but the adults around me were counting on me not being a ‘difficult’ child in school.”

people who use it as some weird bragging method or interpret it that way are ignoring the way a lot of school systems force certain roles on students to simplify the learning process. If your kid doesn’t need to take notes to understand a science concept bc they get it naturally, well that’s good, but now you’re not teaching them how to take notes and they’re not learning that important soft skill. but because ‘gifted’ kids are easy and don’t show that they’re falling behind in learning in other categories that are harder to quantify, they eventually fall behind after that catches up to them. It’s about the failures of a one size fits all school system trying to compensate in the worst way possible.

[jabberwockypie]

And also the thing where ‘gifted’ kids are super likely to also be neuroatypical, which they don’t get screened for because they appear to be doing well in school. Or “You can’t be ADHD/autistic/etc, because you’re doing so well in school!”. Or being shamed for developing mental health issues/generally not being able to keep up with school work later, because you USED TO BE able to do it just fine.

Or the assumption that just because you can read well or you like math class, you’re somehow more EMOTIONALLY mature than your little kid brain is actually capable of being.

Or gifted kids whose parents and teachers put immense pressure on them to Do Great Things and Save The World and you’re like. “I’m 10 and I have no idea how to do that, but everyone is saying that’s my job?”.

[swordplease]

This is the best “gifted kid” post out there. I never took notes until college because I didn’t have to, snd when it got challenging I had to literally teach myself note taking at age 18. It also fucks with your perception of asking for help - you’re advanced, you’re competent, you should be able to understand every topic easily. Asking for help/going to office hours/asking for a tutor feels like failing when you were praised in your early years for not needing to do that.

[stormfall1327]

“Why are we on this case? Just because Wilson asked?” ….. “Do I need a better reason?” FUCKING STOP.

[stormfall1327]

[iraprince]

thinking out loud

[self-care-references]

op!?!?!?!? this helped me resist big relapse impulse tonight bless u bless u

[buttpoems]

[stormfall1327]

I just caught up with a good friend of mine who I hadn’t talked to in a few months. Fantastic news! Her son just had top surgery yesterday and I’m ecstatic! He’s doing well and today is first shower and dressing changes. 💚

[memewhore]

[slowedclover4]

This will haunt my nightmares.

[andmaybegayer]

Squelch! Squelch is the technical shorthand for noise gating. Your antenna will constantly pick up ambient noise, which is useless and annoying to listen to all day while you wait for a call. Squelch tells the radio to mute the speakers if the overall power of the signal coming through is below a certain level. You twiddle your squelch until it just cuts out ambient noise, and when someone tries to talk to you the extra power from their signal will go above your squelch setting and it'll unmute so you can hear whoever's calling you.

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

You know what? Fuck you. *untwiddles your squelch*

[helloitsbees]

​she twiddle my squelch till i end up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum

[the-real-seebs]

Raindrops on kittens and whiskers on roses Transgender furries in sexualized poses Newspaper clippings marked up with red strings These are a few of the internet's things

Cum-covered ponies and racist allusions Trolls posting shit to enjoy the confusions Homestucks with classpects all stanning for kings These are a few of the internet's things

Femboys in dresses with pride colored sashes Snowflakes that reduce my inbox to ashes Discourse that starts when the fat lady sings These are a few of the internet's things

When the terf posts, when I see things When I'm feeling sad I simply remember the internet's things And then I can go touch grass

[kayarenwick]

Just for you, Seebs...

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[the-real-seebs]

holy shit

just what the absolute fuck how

are you secretely Julie Andrews

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[satusepiida]

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

[coyotegestalt]

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

[blackwoolncrown]

Let’s help him out. Likes charge, reblogs cast

[maenadmars]

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

[tagfer]

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