I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

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@strange-andunprepared
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Please unmute this
I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this
When others talk about something you love and remember, but mention they were like 8 years old when that came out.
Being on this hellsite after 25
I turned 28 two days ago, I essentially belong in a nursing home
Black guys have a different type of sawce
And his laces came untied lol
I just love it 😍
there’s really people out here that do this woth ease and i can barley walk. 😭
Not. There are only two genders male and female. Why can't anybody on this dumbass site realise this. God do i have to explain everything to your tiny brains. Now everybody on both sides don't ever complain about genders anymore. Ever. Ok!
Its two genders! Not 64! And especially not 64+5 for complaining. Because that is definitely not the reason i complained and forbid anyone else from complaining. The discussion is over! no more discourse! It's 2 genders no more no less an especially not 64+5 genders.
Comprende?! Bueno!!
Oh great, nice going, now we gotta add 5 more.
69 genders? nice
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@katphantom69 this sounded like something you might like...
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by the way cigerettesandguitarstrings was just kidding
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Comrade took a bullet so we could have 69 genders.
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Drain all of my blood and refill my veins with only this video
Have you seen whatever this is @pendraegon
the inherent homoeroticism of jocks and emos dancing together...........effervescent
Sometimes you just need to stand on a rock and howl.
That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.
I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.
2010s in review
My birthday is at the end of February, so the age is for the majority of the year
18/2010: graduated high school, dropped out of college, tried to hold onto my failing relationship, worked at a dead end job (that I had been at since I was 16).
19/2011: continued to try to hold onto my failing relationship (was primarily failing because I was a garbage cheating human), broke up, lost all my friends, started at my current company, forced myself into my best friend’s life
20/2012: moved into first apartment with best friend, feel in love with him, went through a ton of heartbreak, learned my self worth, learned what it’s like to lose friends and how to manage my own feelings while being sensitive to others’
21/2013: left previously mentioned apartment, moved back in with my parents, found a new group of local friends, learned how to build a community, tried to balance work and play. Fell in love with someone who didn’t deserve it, learned I was being played at the same time I found out I was pregnant. Got abortion, don’t regret it for a single moment.
22/2014: got kicked out of parents for living partying lifestyle, moved in with partying friends, got worse at balancing work and play, was irresponsible with myself.
23/2015: got kicked out of previously mentioned apartment, moved back in with parents. Eventually got kicked out of parents’ for being disrespectful to their home, moved in with coworker, thought it was best case scenario and she was “cool,” would later find she was psycho.
24/2016: was emotionally tormented by coworker roommate. Got first OUI while trying to buy drugs from previous friends. Was identified that I wasn’t doing well by my mom, who welcomed me back to live with them. Started building a romantic relationship at the end of the year.
25/2017: found online community surrounding Pokemon Go. Solidified relationship, moved in with him at the middle of the year, everything felt perfect and easy.
26/2018: Relationship decayed, broke up at the end of the year, felt fully torn down.
27/2019: Stayed in apartment I was in with my previous relationship, living on my own for the first time, got second OUI, working through going through those repercussions, decided to keep pushing through and went back to school.
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Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind.
Whenever I see this I wonder what the gun guys think about it.
A quick reminder for folks in the US: if you haven't seen anything about ACA open enrollment this year, that is by design. Secretary Azar wants to lower enrollment numbers to justify pulling funds from medicare/medicaid. Here are your dates:
And the link.
I can’t breathe this is a comment on the AMAs performance of senorita
Bahahahaha