phillie first person second

oscar • he/him • boy kisser • 🇲🇽 • dms are open • mostly dnp at this point but i'm a fandom hoarder

[dragonqueenstormwitch]

the crows during the ice court heist:

[ingydar-phan]

NO NO NO YKNOW WHATS NOT BEING TALKED ABOUT. IS WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT THE ORDER OF WASHING IN THE SHOWER. AND PHIL SAID HE CLEANS THE IMPORTANT BITS FIRST. AND THEN DAN GOT ALL WORKED UP AND THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY SO THEY JUST MOVED ON. HMMMMMM

[guerrillatech]

[oldmanpusspuss]

why would you lie like that Google ai???

[oldmanpusspuss]

This post isn't about how insane john lennon was its about how Google has spent gazillion dollars making a machine that lies to you about john lennons mpreg fantasies!!!

[posthardlaunchuniverse]

thank god there are phannies in journalism now so we don't have to sit through 500 interviews of "so you make money...on youtube?????" like we did with tatinof and ii, and instead can get the real hardhitting questions like "why is your sims gameplay so wack"

[marklikely]

i love the way that there's absolutely 0 distinction between character and reality for him

[cafecdramin]

Are they fucking high

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[silaswhatever]

I am cringe but I am free

Enjoy, Tumblr <3

[lun-rk800]

Why do they keep accidentally making him look like the coolest person alive don’t they want us to hate him

[bluebirdlester]

i think i finally out a good answer to an age old phannie problem. when someone asks you "so are they dating?" and you have that moment, where your life flashes before your eyes because where do you start to address the five dimensional hole they just unknowingly dug

new response: "the facts about dan and phil's relationship are none of my business. the fiction, however, is both encouraged and award winning"

[anexperimentallife]

[emil]

dr peoper

[princess--bongwater]

[emil]

his pronounss are sh/eher

[princess--bongwater]

[pavlovadiplomacy]

I'm reminded of this:

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[hadestowntm]

[hadestowntm]

well that’s the thing though isn’t it? even when you do know how it ends you still think it might turn out this time. I for one know I spent my first time watching the show thinking about how it could be written so that he doesn’t turn around, hoping and wishing and justifying and making excuses. and when he turned around I gasped. I knew it was going to happen but I gasped anyways. because that’s the nature of the story and that’s what makes it so powerful