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[marithlizard]

It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.

(via bsky)

(The classic XKCD comic)

[hailed-marys]

ive been thinking about grace and eridian formalwear.... idk how to design clothes/outfits at all so this is me throwing random stuff at the wall

[homunculus-argument]

I like that the library can send me automated text message reminders that my stuff is due, but I wish they also had an option to personalise the messages. I would like to make them more personal. Specifically passive-aggressive, with progressively less on the "passive" as the date approaches. Like three days before they're due it's like "hey I just wanted to remind you that you still have my stuff, in case you've forgotten that you were supposed to return them. No pressure though! You have three days :)"

Then a day before the date there's another text like "hey you still have my stuff, right? Yeah you have them, I'd know if you'd have returned them, I keep tabs on everything. Return them tomorrow. :)"

And on the day they're due it's just this picture

[starfleetofficial]

ART and Murderbot relationship of all time. They've killed and died for each other. One has done experimental surgery on the other. They can't have a conversation without swearing. They had a baby together. If you refer to what they have as a relationship one of them will become absolutely apoplectic.

[justasilkca]

My version of the Caine poses from the Glitch promo short! I really loved how @mazorca98 drew him so I took a bit of inspiration from him! Idk if y'all could see it but it's in there haha. These 3 are noticeably different from one another, I'm still figuring out how I like drawing Caine best.

[tony-hawks-underground]

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[parakavka]

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[mcromwell]

helicopters are bugs

[bacony-cakes]

hard exterior

two or more rapidly-moving "wings"

large eyes

various adaptations to water, carrying loads, etc.

bright colourations indicating danger to potential predators

can hover in one place

full of clear fluid that is needed for it to function

suboptimal to have one land in your drink

[paradoxlemonade]

@velvetwyrme

[oh-no-its-bird]

Going to go see the amazing digital circus finale in theaters today! Oh boy, I sure do hope nothing bad happens in it!

[oh-no-its-bird]

Good stuff all around

[playfullstar]

ok so…

(He said no afterwards)

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[mbta-unofficial]

Just a quick reminder that anyone shit talking California High Speed Rail because it’s “expensive” or is a “train to nowhere” is a scumbag and a liar.

Just the three largest cities on the phase 1 alignment have a larger population than 7 states. The whole Central Valley has a bigger population than Massachusetts and if it was a state it would be the 16th biggest state by population. And, they all fucking live in a straight line. It’s easier to build in the central valley because the land and the permitting isn’t as hard as in the city centers, and both terminus are planned to be literally no farther from the center cities of LA and SF than the airports. You were already going to have to drive to LAX. Shut up and take the train.

Also, they’re doing this for the shocking total of 33 billion, but the project started in 1996. That’s barely more than a billion a year which is a lot of money but less than 2% of what we spend on fucking highways, (71b/year).

Is it a perfect project? hell no. Honestly CA whinging about not getting as much federal money as they want is rich coming from the richest state in the union for a project that literally only benefits them, and if they’d just shut up and fund it it would have been done already, but it’s still a fantastic public good and key to eliminating medium haul flights on the west coast and if you have a problem with that you need to take your lips off the exhaust pipe of your spotless Ford F-150

[mbta-unofficial]

Your honor I cannot be held responsible for my reactions to Reason.TV autoplaying in my youtube shorts

[stealingpotatoes]

brushbuddy doodles <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

[teaboot]

My local grocery store is selling Devil Wears Prada 2 promotional shit in the bath section and while I've never seen the first one I can only imagine this to represent a massive escalation