Save the Bees

[macskatudomany]

[megstastic]

I was going to caption this but then I listened with the sound on, and they had it covered.

[byjove]

There’s this ask reddit post about your weirdest childhood and the story is about this guy who was playing in the woods by a creek with his friend when a guy in full late 1800s formal clothing including a top hat just walked out of the forest, said “Hello boys!” and kept walking. This is why I want historical clothing so badly. The ultimate prank.

[byjove]

give someone something to think about for the rest of their life

[byjove]

be the ghost encounter YOU want to see in this world

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[danubedogs]

omg i found this video on youtube called “elk hunting chihuahua” and the guy is like “make sure you have a good hunting dog” and just opens his backpack to reveal his lil chihuahua named coco and tells us how amazing she is at hunting

and then he just whips her out and says “you gotta have one of these things, they can track, and they’re just the best hunting dogs in the world” and that was the whole video and honestly i’ve never wanted a chihuahua more in my life

[tangarang]

IM CRYING HES HOLDING HER LIKE AN ORANGE

[prime-tiktoks]

[his-shining-tears]

[ottermatopoeia]

the fact that they had time to set this all up without the cats absolutely decimating it is a feat in and of itself

[dr-syko-pharm-4]

These cats must have been trained which makes this even better, they are ARTISTS and PERFORMERS!!!!!!!

[deadpoetwilde]

dear god the sheer magic of being so invested in a book you just sit and read half of it feverishly without any ability to stop, just gulping down word after word like it’s water in a desert and your eyes aren’t fast enough for your mind and when you reach the last page you look up and realize you’re not decades and miles away but in the space of your own room,,,, truly unmatched by any other human experience

[annadeef]

Pray for my cat. Nothing wrong with her she's just dumb.

[malglories]

wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

[justareallyboredfangirl]

what hozier song is this

[tikkety-tok]

POV: Ethel brings you a leaf

[official-lucifers-child]

do you know how thrilled i was to realise this has audio and the audio is gorgeous???

[arsanatomica]

The Evolution of Dice ! I’ve been wanting to do this one for a long time. Is it pretty understandable? Crits welcome!

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[thepoisonroom]

friendship is when you hear the stupidest most annoying thing you've experienced in your life then immediately share it with everyone like

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

If you love your animals you throw some mayonnaise into the pond

[goflowolfog]

care and feeding of the British

[prime-tiktoks]

[magicallarynx]

Absolutely obsessed with this reply..... oh, you mean those famous church rules: the 10 Amendments?

[heywriters]

[yespolkadotkitty]

LOUDER

[android1000]

i can’t do this