Yallo

HI i'm Elliot (or yougurt) and I use it/they or he/him pronouns.

[doreenchartreuse]

berdly has been found dead in hometown

[zorbonaut]

Today is the only day you can legally reblog this.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian, on top of a building: *doing the Chicken Dance* Scar, on top of another building: *doing the Macarena* Iskall, watching: What are they doing? Mumbo: I . . . I think they're communicating.

[strawberry-yougurt]

Yall eat your grass with or without the bones?

Seriously im making French Toast and need to know

Also what kind of grass tastes better with cream of tartar?

[jeena-says-hi]

Scar: *sneaks into house at 2am*

Mumbo: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Scar: I was with... Uh... Grian!

Grian: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Mumbo- I can't stop the chair-

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[strawberry-yougurt]

Etho : working in a flower shop and minding their own business Bdubs, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???

[strawberry-yougurt]

Ran's stream rn is like a philosophy class and chat going Nodders

[tylercuddletail]

[strawberry-yougurt]

bdubs: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. 

etho: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit. 

etho: The stars are so beautiful... 

bdubs: They're just giant balls of gas. 

etho: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- 

bdubs: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. 

etho: Oh... 

bdubs: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. 

etho: You always act stupid. 

etho: 

etho: Wait... 

bdubs: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. 

etho: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both. 

Etho: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. 

Bdubs: Etho, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Doc?

Etho: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 

Bdubs: 

Etho: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? 

Bdubs: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms. 

Etho walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Bdubs, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. 

Bdubs, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

[riacte]

carefully traversing through decked out 2 (tumblr) with a compass in hand (a renchanting post), trying to avoid the unavoidable clank (posting shit in martyn’s tag). i drop the compass (press post on tumblr), find the precious artefact (notes on the renchanting post), and try to make my way out alive. heartbeat racing, clank accumulating, hazards shutting down my path— and then BOOM a ravager jumpscare (martyn has reblogged your post). i am instantly killed and scurry back to the lobby (private discord server) like a scared animal

[riacte]

every reblog is a shrieker sound going off

[strawberry-yougurt]

flower husbands :)

Scott: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Jimmy: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Scott, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Jimmy: Truth or dare? Scott: Truth. Jimmy: How many hours have you slept this week? Scott: Scott: Dare. Jimmy: Go to sleep. Scott: I don't like this game.

Scott: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Jimmy: Even better! Scott: What the fuck did you- Jimmy: holding up a chicken Her name is Fluffy.

Scott: I’ve only had Jimmy for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Scott: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp! Jimmy: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons? Scott: Whatever caves first!

Scott: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Jimmy: AS ENEMIES?! Scott:

Scott: What is this!? Jimmy: That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend. Scott: Ow! Make it stop! Jimmy: Surrender to your kindness, Scott. It’s nice to be nice. Scott: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!

Jimmy: I'm trash. Scott: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Jimmy: Jimmy: You smooth motherfucker. Jimmy: And yes it does.

Scott: You shouldn't be using a straw. Jimmy: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. Scott: Yeah, but I mean… it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

[gladrian]

reblog if you are interested in this mole

[strawberry-yougurt]

knifes for nails, love 'em

[strawberry-yougurt]

I melted fruit snacks and o my cd they are delishous. I have already melted 10 pouches

[buggydays]

I've read the same fic so many times my note books are infested with art for it.

The fic⬇️

Grian's Definitely-Not-His-Fault Problem

Grian stupidly let's Scar into his nest and now he's got to deal with the aftermath. The first part of the first chapte...

[strawberry-yougurt]

when you're super happy to have a new follower and see its a bot

[strawberry-yougurt]

team zit!!

Zedaph: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Tango: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Impulse: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack. Tango: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

Tango falls over Zedaph: Tango! Are you alright? Tango: Is that you, God? Zedaph: What? Tango: It's just, you sound a lot more like Zedaph than I expected.

Impulse: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Zedaph, looking at Impulse: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Impulse and Zedaph in unison: sighs Tango

Tango: We need a plan to beat them. Impulse: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Tango: Impulse: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Impulse: I just had a long talk with Zedaph and Tango about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.

Tango: You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Impulse all the time, and they never repeat it. Tango: But you call Zedaph “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…

Zedaph: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Impulse recently. Tango: No, Zedaph, it's not what it looks like, I swear. Zedaph: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? Tango: No! You’re the only one for me. Zedaph: Is that so? Tango: I promise! Impulse and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner. Zedaph: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? Tango: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more! Zedaph: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right? Tango: Of course bro! Zedaph: Bro… Impulse: What the-

Tango, watching Zedaph and Impulse from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they’re not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-

Impulse: Tango, why is Zedaph intruding on our cuddle time? Zedaph: Tango, why is Impulse intruding on our cuddle time? Tango, in distress: Please… I have two hands…

AND IM BACK WITH THE QUOTES

[strawberry-yougurt]

ever do something on accident and absolutely love it?

Soooo... I may or may not have just made a new song called my rocket ship :|

preview:

I’ve made a little rock-et-ship

Come inside we’ll take it for a spin!

Do you want to see the moon?

Or see the stars?

Baby we can go o-so-far

How about Mars? 

Or saturn!

We can go ice-skating on the big rings!

If you’re feeling stuck to Earth,

Just come inside.

I can help you ease your nerves.

Let's take a ride!

Come inside my rock-et-ship!

We can go o-so-far with it

Lets see the Moon, and the stars!

If you're feeling stuck to earth,

We can take a ride.

♪

If life is getting to rough,

And you need a break from all that stuff

I can help you clear out your mind.

All you have to do is step inside

We can engrave your name into your little seat.

Then we can go and grab something to eat!

After that we’ll go to nep-tune,

Or we’ll find something else to do

Anyone want to help with it?