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beelzbat

charismatic-cannibal

gahdamnpunk

I’m in awe 😭

te-amo-corazon

i had no idea Limbo was Trinidadian!

hmmm

Imagine if every time a racist said a slur, god sent an angel to punch them in the face.

c3rvida3

If I get an axe in the tit, would top surgery be considered reconstructive and covered under insurance? My friend is really good at axe throwing and then also I’d be able to give the money to someone who’s not willing to take an axe to the tit.

fuckthefuckery

Well the fact that this is know on the internet for an insurance company to find kind of answers your question.

c3rvida3

Do you think my insurance company follows me on Tumblr dot com???

c3rvida3

I mean, I’m not gonna, because I funded it already and it’s going down. I’m just wondering.

dualitywoodclearing

insurance man seeing roswell is thinking of doing some wack shit despite getting money together for top surgery

c3rvida3

That guy looks like what if David Duchovny fell into a vat of khaki pants. I’m not afraid of him.

gasstationeggsalad

I just want everyone to know that this bit is exactly what being 24 feels like

davedrewisthebest

32 and still feeling it.

prokopetz

The thing that’s funny and relatable about Luigi isn’t that he’s a coward, it’s that he’s a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-I-dunno apprehension, whether it’s hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he’s the universe’s second-greatest warrior and doesn’t realise it because as far as he’s concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing – he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It’s all spiders in the bathroom to him. He’s equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

prokopetz

My favouite thing about this post is all the folks in the notes who are inexplicably in absolute denial that this could possibly be about the green dude from the Super Mario series.

reqsketch

I just need you guys to see how cool my brother is rn

batshifteight

“people always talk about the naruto run but they never talk about the kingdom hearts run” [THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP]

existenceisanillusion

broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

neogale

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

captainlordauditor

only corn

teaboot

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

harperhug

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

vanshira

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

xmagnet-o

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

patchworkheart-deactivated20200

There are only two foods in America that were actually originally from here and not brought over from somewhere else (or stolen from native cultures)

Ballpark hot dogs

Peanut butter

That’s it

ampersandworm

They can’t have peanut butter. Peanuts are from Africa.

Enjoy your gross hotdogs, bigots.

strawberryjamanddoggies

I’m fine with them just starving

existenceisanillusion

broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

neogale

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

captainlordauditor

only corn

teaboot

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

harperhug

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

vanshira

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

xmagnet-o

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

patchworkheart-deactivated20200

There are only two foods in America that were actually originally from here and not brought over from somewhere else (or stolen from native cultures)

Ballpark hot dogs

Peanut butter

That’s it

anexperimentallife

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

littlewitchlingrowan

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

kitkatwriting

Not fandom or writing related, but worth passing on in case anyone needs it!

There are some guides to protecting devices and information listed in the twitter feed.

foodcravings

(by carbiesanon)

strawberryjamanddoggies

I would eat the hell out of this

launix-blog

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

wahtdahel-blog

This is so powerful and courageous. Police all over the country are pulling this despicable shit. They’re supposed to be protecting and serving. Monsters.

theaceofmanyhearts

This has put me in tears. These were children going to see an animated movie about funny animals. Instead, they were attacked by police. This is sickening

advanced-procrastination

Impunable organized crime. That’s all the police are.

casanovabutch

Obstruction of justice is what they say when they start getting told they can’t act whichever way they want without consequence

oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been

sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2

Jesus.

tethmos-deactivated20180313

Look at this, and remember it next time someone says that the gay community survived the AIDS epidemic.

We didn’t survive, we started over. We lost all but an entire generation.

optimysticals

This is what “we survived Reagan, you’ll survive Trump” looks like. No, we didn’t.

tonystarkisafruit

Love that very bi man

starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate

Subtext:

Literal text (notice the naked man in Tony’s bed):

A male (!) villain insinuating Tony can’t resist him (because of his “playboy” reputation, which is a big “hmm”):

This speaks for itself:

Tony waxes poetic about Steve’s attractiveness:

Actually Tony calls Steve handsome a lot; it’s kind of a thing:

Oh and that time Namor called out Tony for sleeping with Madame Masque (after Tony said she looked like Doctor Doom) and Tony trying to swerve the convo:

That time the media was openly suspecting Tony Stark was HIV positive (this is from a comic in 1992 when AIDs was still thought of as a disease that primarily afflicted gay/bisexual men):

… Just saying, the subtext (and even the text) has been there for a long-ass time. Tony’s dating profile being set to woman and men was just more evidence on top of the pile.

tonystarkisafruit

Tony is so obviously bi, T'Challa knew.

Even the evilness of Victor Von Doom isn’t enough to keep tony from acknowledging how handsome he is.

starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate

More of Tony swooning over Doom (added by @i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch in the replies but i wanted to keep the ones above too).

Also added by @i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch, implications Tony and Rhodey were/are more than friends:

And I forgot to add this classic. A gutter note during the development of Iron Man vol 3 implied Tiberius and Tony had slept together (given their relationship was very much portrayed like them having been exes, this isn’t a shocker). (Link to @whatjanesays‘s blog who originally posted these images)

“better roll” meaning “roll around the hay” (so saying sexual partner). The “Ru” here is talking about Rumiko Fujikawa (who, while broken up with Tony, slept with Tiberius).

tonystarkisafruit

silverloke

Biron Man

securitybreach

How about this:

image source | hat tip @takupaku

saklani2

AS if we needed proof, but canon will support us!

repost-this-image

“I miss when comics weren’t political!!” the dudebros whine, apparently unaware that manly-man playboy Tony Stark has been canonically bisexual since THE 80S, a time when the majority of Americans were still quite homophobic.