Crimson Valentine

🖤🍓🩸multi media artist, 25, they/them, shamelessly cringe monster energy addict.🩸🍓🖤

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[toaster-os]

[egberts]

[gidguard]

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[thesubcon10ent]

Some fool: Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history!

Tumblr users indiedrone and fullblownpanic: oh really? Watch this

[guiltyidealist]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[andmaybegayer]

Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."

[queenlua]

similar art:

once on the subway, some investment banker guy was hitting on me and trying to invite me to a party with [indecipherable slang]

and i asked him to clarify, so he used some other [indecipherable slang]

there’s like five iterations of this until it finally “clicks” and i accidentally blurt, for the entire packed subway car to hear, “OH, YOU MEAN LIKE COCAINE”

dude is glancing over his shoulder, looking like he wants to die on the spot, and clarifies “yes, i mean like cocaine”

i smile and go “no thank you, but i hope you have a good time with the drugs!”

he gets off at the next stop even though i know his party was like eight stops away, smh

[freakierthanthou]

Exact opposite vibes of my new boss who last week asked me, a Portlander, if I was "aware of cannabis".

[phluphfy]

are you a “filters tags from my mutual’s new obsession” Tumblr user or are you a “learns about their new obsession (semi-forcefully) by osmosis” Tumblr user

there is a correct answer

[hypokeimena]

#i would never filter the tags from your obsession without first learning enough by osmosis to determine that i cannot fucking stand it (via @unopenablebox​)

[ellewantsrevenge]

aadam jacobs's archive

[only-tiktoks]

[alexaloraetheris]

Humans are good sometimes actually

[plasmalink]

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

[plasmalink]

post cancelled

[whatmoredoyouwangfromme]

I WAS GONNA SAY “this is funnier cause its not loading” BUT THEN MY SCREENSHOT CAME OUT CROOKED?!?!

IDK WHAT HAPPENED

[plasmalink]

a mere dutch angle is nowhere near enough to capture the depths of my insanity

[felix]

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

[felix]

[courtofthevampireking]

[killer-arcade]

[courtofthevampireking]

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun things to slip into conversation include

“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”

[nienna14]

“this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“shit that’s not in the script”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i thought we cancelled this story arc”

[jelly-writings]

“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“oof that’ll hit the ratings”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“that’s not gonna make it past the censors”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i’m still amazed this project got greenlit”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“in this political climate???”

[hedgehogradio]

Crazy how 6 years later, the quirky inserts just became mainstream vernacular. Aint that right, chat?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reality jumped the shark so bad the whole writer’s room got fired and now we’re all meta-aware

[plant-based-person]

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

[plant-based-person]

what the people want, the people get

you see

my professor’s take is that mary shelley is feminizing victor throughout the novel, as a way of flipping gender roles and putting a male character through female experiences.

evidence as explained:

victor is creating life. he is putting his health at risk (spends two years with little sleep or socialization) to bring life forth into this world

his illness after he is shocked by the creature coming to life is akin to both ‘hysteria’ and postpartum depression

he pretty much swoons, let’s be honest

henry clerval, a man who has been characterized as manly and heroic, has to chase after damsel-in-distress victor and care for him as he convalesces 

afterward, he hides what he did and went through, for fear that others will label him crazy and emotional and not believe him. sound familiar?

Victor in general is more emotional than the other characters and is constantly tempering his reactions to not be seen as irrational 

the book does not otherwise have central female characters 

Also, Shelley’s mother died in childbirth. It’s interesting, then, that Shelley presents the creation of life as something horrific and damaging. She parallels Victor with her mother.

in conclusion, Frankenstein (1818) by Mary  Wollstonecraft Shelley is one of the first examples of mpreg in English literature 

[just-call-me-the-old-hag]

[skulandcrossbones]

[allyourfearsarecomingtrue]

Note how she states that it was more difficult to get permits to do this shit than actually coordinate the drones.

Companies will want to do more of this, but environmental/wildlife laws make it difficult. So, they'll lobby to weaken them. Be vigilant. This woman accidentally said the quiet part loud. They won't let that happen again - this is our only warning

[hauntedforsport]

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

[kalliopii]

yeah and they’re good games so like??? i will speak

[kalliopii]

wait

[xoiue]

[princecroutons]

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

[princecroutons]

my name is croutons and this is my story

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night