Artemisia

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[id: a white userbox  with a blue border, and blue text that reads “this user’s comfort character is tutter.” on the left is an image of tutter from bear in the big blue house. /end id]

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[falconfate]

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

[wewwo]

[thankeschoen]

[hazeldomain]

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

[hazeldomain]

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

[brainsforbabyjesus]

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

[hazeldomain]

MAGNIFICENT

[readysetyeet]

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

[devilboyblues]

"my stepdad's wife"

[helepikolik]

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

[p0ll]

Will you reblog this and say in the tags the last movie that you watched?

Yes

No

Don't remember the last movie I watched

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

[teathattast]

Thieves Guild

[batsinmybelfry-deactivated20260]

A tale as old as time

[firekit21]

I had a vision

[xmatrixb]

This is awesome

It literally depicts their entire personalities

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[3000s]

if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

[bpderanged]

Waking up and immediately feeling suicidal is so fucking foul

[bpderanged]

Who even am I without these disorders?

[idontfeelhappy]

[emotionaleating]

my biggest s3xual fantasy is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me lol

[eyelesss666]

YES.

[sp01l3dxsw33tn3ss-deactivated20]

"smokings so bad for you!!!" theyre my lungs not yours, fuck off.

[hellhoundzzz]

mfs be like "I can handle your disorders" until your disorders disorder disorderly