🌙 Ethan ☀️

26 | Gay | AL | Nerdy

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 8

[mysecretlittletmblr]

You gotta watch this one the whole way through.

[o-kurwa]

[officialfist]

Unrestrained summer fun

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[spottiedottie2]

[0dmg]

The Weather Trio ✿ Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, & Emerald (2002, 2004) 

[kittydealer]

[byjove]

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

[byjove]

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

[byjove]

YEAH EXACTLY

[byjove]

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

[emptyheadmybeloved]

hold on i need to look this up

[byjove]

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

[byjove]

[chrishayley]

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.06 - Familiar By Thy Side

[marril96]

[ampervadasz]

[bumblebeerror]

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

[hofessorx]

Real "I swear to fuckin DOG dude come ON" moment

[daeronthedrunken]

really i think the red wedding is perhaps one of the best moments in modern literary history because its soooo much more than just that one scene ive said it once and ill say it again nothing in asoiaf is a complete and utter shock twist everything is foreshadowed like being woven into a great tapestry of everything that happens. the red wedding is foreshadowed so much you feel it looming over every narrative involved and i really do believe the cultural consciousness of the spoiler that it will happen improves the reading for the red wedding. you know that sickening feeling that everyone here involved is doomed and there's nothing youu can do to stop it. daenerys's vision of a king with a wolf head surrounded at a feast of the dead a whole book before it even takes place. the emphasizing of how you should never ever ever ever violate the laws of hospitality its a crime against the gods and catelyn continuing to push that they should eat first no more matter what. the legend of the rat cook and the gods anger over it. and then you realize not only is the red wedding a tragedy but it is just the beginning and a narrative device that will span every house involved and their downfalls. it is by design that tywin lannister plans it and he's dead by the end of the same book along with his grandson. oh red wedding you will always be famous i love you so dearly and i cannot wait to read the fabulous horror of the demise that lord walder frey will meet

[vague-humanoid]

[lithominium]

[itstimetomotivate]

[willypetegk]

[stupidbeecandle]

I saw a post like this when I was 24 and it got me to go back to school and now im one year away from my doctorate :3

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[markthedivide]

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

[albertserra]

Revive movie posters as an art form NOWWWWW

[yadelah]

There are movie posters as art forms everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[foone]

The thing I'm waiting for is when we're living on multiple planets and the earthers can argue with martians (by which I mean humans who grew up on Mars) about who has the best mountains.

Cause obviously the Martians are gonna come out the gate with Olympus Mons. Tallest mountain in the whole solar system, baby!

But I think the terrans might have a point here that Everest/Sagarmāthā is a better mountain. It's an actual mountain, you have to CLIMB to get to the top. It's got vertical bits, like a mountain should have.

Olympus Mons may be huge, but you could summit it in a golf cart. It's just a gentle hill that doesn't stop going up. It's less a mountain you have to climb and more a road trip across France... Which it's the size of, admittedly.

Face it, marsboys. Y'all have the solar system's largest hillock. And as soon as you get that terraforming done, you'll have the biggest grassy knoll.

[clockworkprism]

Meanwhile Venusians living in cloud cities be like

"look at these plebs living on the ground"

[foone]

Hey look at me, I'm a terran in California, and I can walk outside without getting SULFURIC ACID rained on me!

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

For now. Another few decades of global warming though...