No, this is not a love song

[thememedaddy]

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[orcboxer]

girl who doesn't know anything: hi I'm Guessica

[lokaror]

girl who knows everything: Hi im Knowlly

[orcposts]

girl who knows some things: hi im nuancica

[bunnyisbest]

Girl who rally doesn't know anything: Hi! Im um.. uh. Ummm

[totallynotgayforyou]

Girl who forgets things: hi I'm.... hold on i think wrote it down.... fuck it was so funny too

[maskedmenloving]

is there interest in a tumblr sexymaskedman contest?

Yes

No

I'm just here for the hot masked men

Remaining time: 6 days 21 hours

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[thememedaddy]

[vaporwavecorp]

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

[dragon-in-a-fez]

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

[pinche-aquarius]

Keep up the great work, lads

[mayax81]

[snakebites-and-ink]

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

me when I see a big tiddie goth girl

[yrkanho9]

[mpsgds]

Somewhere far away

[amiyayuri]

@Hoshizoraono

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[valtsv]

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

[aurelion-solar]

Pantheon - "The Call" Cinematic Model Groom by Jimmy Laplaige