No, this is not a love song

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[gsirvitor]

[fatimajpeg]

serenity  🌤️🍃🌻

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[dwewi66]

Sophie Turner also said that she was only 13 years old when she learned about oral sex from the Game of Thrones script. Underage actresses were not protected from adult content on set, and the way the writers treated them and their characters raises many questions.

[g1rluninterruptedd]

i am not happy for pride month at all anymore genuinely. i feel like this community sometimes doesn’t even gaf about lesbians, they’re disrespectful as hell to black lesbians, people are disrespectful to bisexual women, labels mean nothing anymore, a bunch of corporations are gonna pretend to care (and for some reason people will buy it? no im not talking about parents doing it for their kids).

it just feels like nowadays being a part of the community is meant to be seen as different. “we’re here, we’re queer!” and it just feels like it’s meant to signal that we’re “other” and i don’t want to be other. i get that this community has a unique history and everything and i feel like it can be celebrated just fine without making it seem like we’re some third kind of human, some odd creatures or some shit.

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[madame-helen]

Outside this...I won't mind if you make jokes about religion, if the religion wasn't always the same (Christianity). Have the balls to make jokes about the other religions.

[magmeter]

All Jedi Quest covers illustrated by Tsuyoshi Nagano

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[greelin]

elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

[alexseanchai]

that's the context???

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[theprettiestnoise]

Sego lily. Their bulbs were once a famine food, and these two know a lot about starving. 🧛🏻🧙🏻 Watercolor on cold press

[gay-systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[gay-systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[gay-systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[earhartsease]

and of course that far north it's hard to get a tan