Strikerslash

[blackcatbone]

i'm always saying this

[miscling]

a submissive in motion outranks a dominant who doesn't know what's going on

[miscling]

if you're not willing to tell your dominant they're wrong, you're not willing to submit

[miscling]

'bratting' means never stopping to ask 'what's the worst thing that could happen?'

[miscling]

any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a sex toy

[miscling]

what's easy for you can still be hard on your submissive

[miscling]

if it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky

[miscling]

don't expect a submissive to cooperate in the creation of your dream dynamic

[miscling]

every switch is one missed beat away from becoming a dominant, and every dominant is one reward away from becoming a switch

[miscling]

let them see you lube up the dildo before you sit on it

[miscling]

it's only too many submissives if you can't reward them

[miscling]

the domme knows how to do it by knowing which submissive can do it

[miscling]

an ounce of instruction is worth a pound of spanking

[miscling]

letting down a submissive is not an option. it is mandatory. the option is whether or not to let them down is the last thing you do

[heycallmered]

this is like an ancient scroll of proverbs, to me.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[hadalstims]

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[girlthulhu]

wololo

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[nanadouken]

office pet

[nanadouken]

office pet part 2

[nanadouken]

office pet

[nanadouken]

normal rival behavior. right?

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[necrowtic]

is it really possible for a girl to eat a burger....

[necrowtic]

ourger -> 🍔

[necrowtic]

is it really possible for a girl to eat a burger....

[necrowtic]

ourger -> 🍔

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[rabbiteclair]

waking up two hours early for my job as a gacha character to put on my three discrete hair ornaments, four layers of clothes, eight-square-inch armor plates affixed to my clothes at random, various ribbons and straps that do nothing but encircle my thighs/upper arms, choker, and multi-layered gloves. however I forget to affix dangling tassles everywhere and am sacked immediately for my carelessness

[prokopetz]

I feel like some porn artists get so focused on making their OCs Cool™ that they forget to make them look like they're enjoying themselves. It's tough to get enthused about a twelve-inch cock busting a load the size of an American movie theatre soft drink when its owner's o-face looks like it was designed by DreamWorks.

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[noxidae]

[ID: A gif of a silverfish dancing imposed on top of Gregor Samsa's bed from The Metamorphosis. End ID.]