good afternoon

wybie/they-he/probably not mentally stable

[obsidiancursehoard]

I love sending messages on the group instagram, waiting for one person to read it.wait for them to have the typing dots then instantly delete the message before others see.

Then make fun of them for looking crazy chatting to no one, before deleting that message.

@lemoncatluna

[strrawberriesandcream]

i would like you too know that i hate you so fucking much for that

[obsidiancursehoard]

@lemoncatluna

Okay so we will have school soon(I don't know when I don't keep track)

And we need to be focusing on studies and homework, so I think that we should make a truce for the entire pap war.

Because i'm on the verge of willingly doing sport, like, get a treadmill and run on it without headphones, willingness.

I don't even have a fucking treadmill, but I will get one just so I can level up my fucking Stamina and Speed.

So how about we do a truce at least for at school?

[strrawberriesandcream]

hmmmm

we probs should

but like not in the mournings

I wanna annoy you in the mournings

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[ulti-mato]

it’s because waiters serve us more than cops ever will

[meeeeyahhhhh]

My social anxiety has no room for racism

[pepplemint]

Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!” Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE”

[marumigamer]

Dear artists.

We, the writers, will accept any of your fan arts.

We don’t care if it looks like shit to you, or you think your art skills are not good enough.

We will love any fan art, because it’s the most beautiful way to say “I love what you write”.

[luciferfemme-deactivated2021122]

[51g970n284-deactivated20220926]

This times a million. 

[imagitory]

This also applies to aesthetics, moodboards, spin-off fanfic drabbles, and the like. Doesn’t matter how insignificant or amateurish you think it is – all of it is beautiful. <3

[allegedlybenparker-deactivated2]

I would adore it if someone did fanart/wrote a fanfic of my writing!!! (even though I haven’t shared my writing with anyone lmao)

[feedmecookiesnow]

seriously I’d probably cry for a week if someone drew a stick figure and said it was for me. Anything that someone else spends time on and offers as a gift is beautiful and amazing.

[aroloverboy]

Beauty and the beast

[brieflyshadywolf]

op I love your art style and this story and oml this is so good

[motopoppp]

Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians!

L E S B I A N S!

[ssscreenwright-deactivated20201]

wait wait wait… Holy fuck. that was so beautiful

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

[lazorsandparadox]

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

[m3rcykill]

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

[jewel-charisse-deactivated20181]

Will always reblog

[yourladyindank]

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Damn

[fenway03]

For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:

It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs). 

[8thwonderful]

For teach this to your kids….boys too. We don’t need to lose noone

[gunsandfireandshit]

Zip cuffs are a lot more resilient than zip ties, you need on of these setup for cuffs or you’re gonna fuck up your wrist

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[xavier-dolan]

[bruce-wqyne]

This is live telecasted murder right here

[skullprincess]

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

[themerrycaryler]

girl got dragged by her hair

[jaxuhmillion]

I AM SCREECHING

[baldcutie-deactivated20190106]

Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.

[stonedlilbrat-deactivated201801]

I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth

[yafavblogger]

Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.

[ripplebreeze]

This added 20 years to my life expectancy

[peachykopii]

Oh my god

[strrawberriesandcream]

rebloging because this is the greatest thing I’ve seen today, they made a beetlejuice reference and everyone needs to watch this

[benedictervention-deactivated20]

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

[azure-firecracker]

This sounds fun!

[deboracabral]

And from the first glance I do not like Natasha~

[slightlyburntcinnamonroll]

Wow loved Dave Malloy’s cameo in a series of unfortunate events

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[moonsterm]

that means the angels are babysitters then

[moonsterm]

here have more

[patricia-von-arundel]

You guys really need to read Christopher Moore’s Lamb, if you haven’t.

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

One thing I really love is the “I love play rehearsal” scene. Christine isn’t holding back. She’s expressing her passions in the way she wants to, by hopping around, punching the air, climbing on chairs, and making bird calls. She’s being herself, crazy and silly as she is. And Jeremy isn’t sitting there confused. He isn’t alarmed or cocking his brow or laughing at her. He’s just got this look on his face like

the entire time.

[kamijirouz]

Hey so I wanna join the Wicca religion, because I've been so interested in it and I feel happy every time I think of myself participating in it (witch I guess it's a good sign) would any kind Wiccan mind telling me how to start? I've looked it up but all the sites I've looked through just made more confused

[strrawberriesandcream]

Hey there!

I’m not that experienced, but I am a practicing wiccan who would be more than happy to help you!

Just DM if you have any questions

[wlfgrrl]

[kettterdams]

hey since disney owns everything and we’re all living in a capitalist hellscape, reblog with your fav disney movie, fav pixar movie, fav mcu movie, & fav star wars movie in the tags

[feedmecookiesnow]

i feel like there’s no good way to describe someone’s skin while writing without sounding like either a dermatologist or a serial killer

[strrawberriesandcream]

idk if this actually helps but one of my old teachers who was like a writer or something told about contrasting and comparing?? usually like helps it to sound a fuck ton less creepy for some reason? 

like if you’ve got someone with white skin and blue eyes? you can typically be like “her bright blue eyes stood out against her pale white skin, eliminating the details of her face” or some other shit like that and it sounds less creepy because you’re comparing something to show how different they are?? it works the same with people with darker skin tones. litterally just find another detail that looks vastly different to the skin and compare them??

[strrawberriesandcream]

ok so I’ve been drinking tea and shit for a while now, and because I’ve finally started buying my own, I get to control what I buy. I’ve got some english tea and some black tea and all the fun stuff. But today! I bought this one called Russian Caravan, mostly because ones that are named after people/places tend to be my favourite. When I got home however, I discovered that it was litterally just black tea. like literally. black tea was the only ingredient. but I looked it up and it’s got like? so much caffiene? like black tea has 20 grams per 100 milgrams? but this shit has twenty per fuckin cup?