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[strulobitch]

I always say I'm going to post my fics on AO3 eventually, but like... there's been MULTIPLE recent situations where rpf fics have 'broken containment' so to say, and been introduced to mainstream audiences and honestly it's just giving me so much anxiety. Because like I don't want people who don't understand rpf and fanfic to see the stuff I create. LET ALONE anyone who is actually involved with the people I write about, or god forbid the people themselves. That's like my worst nightmare. So idk. If I do post them there I will lock them all but there's still no guarantee that they won't be seen by people who I don't want seeing them. Then again Tumblr really isn't safe either, arguably even more unsafe, but at least here the only people seeing the stuff I write are mostly just my own little audience

[abcwordsurge]

so what I'm hearing is that franco showed up in jack's number

[strulobitch]

Does anyone else ever worry that they will somehow become famous later on and then people start digging into their intermet history and find their F1 rpf porn tumblrs? Or is it just me?

[strulobitch]

What was every one else's reactions to Lewis and seb? Also I rly like the idea of all the underclassmen having absolutely no idea about what actually happened and overnight just having to see their favourite childhood couple just completely distance themselves all over again. Also like the idea of some of them bothering the other seniors to find out what happened. Please elaborate if you want to always love to read your ideas and writing

Yesss, this is pretty much what happens. They're so confused and they want to know EVERYTHING. And obviously, nobody is talkig, so they get creative

For the others the reaction varies. Jenson is kind of a player so he doesn't fully see the issue(not yet at least), but he knows that both Lewis and Nico are his friends, and he can't pick a side, but by not picking a side he hurts both(though Lewis is more understanding due to the guilt he feels). Also Jenson and Seb are fine, even if a little awkward(everyone is)

Mark and Fernando take Nico's side, refusing to acknowledge Sebastian and Lewis most of the time, but when they do, it's not pretty(occasionally they go out of their way to cause trouble for them as well)

Kimi also takes Nico's side, partially also because he's hurt about the whole thing as Sebastian hadn't told him about it, and when Kimi later asks about it he's very nonchalant about it. This makes Kimi doubt their relationship and if Sebastian even cares, or if he would do something similar to him as well. So Kimi does what he knows best, which is pull back and put up walls so he won't get hurt

Max takes Nico's side, of course, and also sees this as his opportunity to get close to him. He doesn't want to take advantage of Nico while he's vulnerable or anything, but with Lewis out of the picture he feels more comfortable making his moves and getting to know Nico like he's always wanted

The teachers aren't supposed to take sides or even know about the whole thing, but after they eventually hear about what happened through the grapevine, they do gossip. But that's all kept in the teacher's lounge and will never ever leave that room

Everyone else more or less takes sides, but keep quiet about it

Except the rookies, they're very loud about their opinions, which doesn't help the situation

[strulobitch]

Can you tell us more about the whole Lewis-nico dynamic and nico's reaction when he finds out about Lewis and seb

Yesyesyesyes

This is one of the biggest plot points in the AU

They're like the central chaos that wraps everyone around them into it

But nevermind that, now into the actual dynamic

So Lewis and Nico are childhood friends, like in real life. They have been inseparable for ages, and started dating in high school. They were each others first serious partners, first kisses, first everything. They had their ups and downs, their teenage dramas and troubles, but always came back stronger

But then when they both get accepted into Silverstine Academy, things start to change. The academic pressure builds up, along with personal troubles. They go through a long, worn out on-and-off period, which takes it's toll on both of them. It ultimately leads to a breakup

Lewis and Nico slowly start building their relationship back together, but when the truth comes out about what had happened, Nico breaks completely. He had been going through a hard time already, and that was the straw that broke the camel's back

Nico lashes out at everyone around him, isolating himself and spiraling into destructive habits that everyone(including himself) thought were in the past. He puts everything else but studying on hold, eventually burning himself out to the point he considers quitting the academy altogether

If you have any further questions, please ask! And if you have any ideas of your own, those are very much appreciated as well🫶

[strulobitch]

Is your Silverstone academy au and actual fic on ao3?

Not yet!

It's more just me worldbuilding, but I'd like to write some proper fics for it one day

(I have written one drabble but it was lowkey shit so...)

But yeah, if you're interested feel free to ask me about it! I love to ramble about my AU's

[strulobitch]

I was just thinking about their a/b/o polycule version and *dreamy sigh*

Lewis and Max are both 100% omega pussy devourers. They like eating their omegas out more than fucking them sometimes.

Lewis is more of a on top eating out guy and Max is more a ‘sit on my face’ eating out guy.

Nico doesn’t particularly care for being eaten out, but he won’t ruin anyone’s fun. George, however, loves being ate out in every and any way. Nico actually prefers holding George while the younger one is being eaten out, petting his hair and humming softly.

Both omegas get very protective when the other is in heat. They will growl and hiss at Lewis or Max if they try to enter the nest without explicit permission from the one in heat. They’ll hold eachother, lick and scent the neck while the other is being rutted into.

Nico has no problem denying Lewis and Max sex, since he has a lower sex driver then the alphas. But, he will almost always say yes to George, because well, George is another omega and not an annoying alpha.

Also if one of the omegas is mad at an or both alphas, the other one is also pissed. When George is mad, there’s screaming and yelling throughout the apartment. If Nico is mad, there’s passive aggressive and sharp comments.

If both are mad? Silence. There is nothing worse then when both are mad, quietly and sharply doing chores together.

George is usually quick to forgive and forget. Nico, meanwhile, can hold out forever. He doesn’t do it to be annoying. He does it because he doesnt get angry easily, contrary to George. So when he gets angry, its for great reason.

Yessss to all of this

I don't even have anything to add rn, just... perfect. I love it. Five stars

[strulobitch]

Following up crushing Max, i love the idea of him drunkenly confessing because he was sure he could keep up with Nico’s alcohol pace but 1 nico’s german and 2. Hes not racing anymore.

So he ends up way drunker and just starts spilling shit.

“God, I thought nothing would compare to your William era…” max groans

“What?” Nico says, tipsy but still confused by the words.

“Well, you used to be just soooo gorgeous. But I was wrong to think you wouldn’t just keep getting more attractive with age. Now, you’re all… expensive and sassy… like some high class wife. How would you feel about being my high class wife?”

“I- Max???”

“Pleaseeee, I’ll buy you anything you want. I wont even ask for sex. Even if i really want it. Like soooo bad. Want you to ride me and punish me and tease me for how much i used to annoy you…”

Yesss omg

Nico sitting there, slightly buzzed, while Max is so drunk he's swaying in place even when he's sitting down

Max is just droning on about how hot Nico is and how Max would do anything from becoming a German citisen to selling his soul to the racing gods if it meant he could have even a sliver of a chance to lay down by Nico's feet like a dog

Meanwhile Nico is sitting there with a glass of wine, face stuck somewhere between confusion and fluster, not sure if he should kiss or slap Max when he starts getting a little carried away with explaining his fantasies

[strulobitch]

I return barely 10 minutes later like a clingy ex, because i have another idea i must speak out loud.

Brocedes x Russtappen polycule. Hear me out. The two complete divas with their down bad, incredible racing skilled boyfriends.

Lewis and Max are the tops, Nico and George the bottoms (obviously) but are switches in between eachother. Nico and George won’t really fuck eachother because they don’t really like doing the fucking, but will still makeout, jerk eachother off, give eachother blowjobs…

Lewis and Max love watching them just as much as they love fucking them.

George and Nico share a lot of similar issues (IE potential eating things…) and can tend to indulge eachothers bad habits, but also are the only ones who can truly understand eachother.

George and Nico are the ones who hold this relationship together. They take care of plans, the two other idiots, ect

Max and Lewis are chaos incarnate together. They both constantly lose shit, they cannot cook for the life of them, whenever theyre left alone they just end up arguing then fucking instead of doing any chores.

But, they’re also the ‘rich ones’ (even if theyre all rich) and are the ones who support their very expensive boyfriends.

Lewis, Nico and George all team up and to judge Max’s fashion sense.

They’re all a big mess who love eachother to the bone.

Fuck yes, feel free to return anytime

And yesss, I love this so much, I am 100% hearing you out

They're very chaotic but love each other so so much

Also this is perfect for omegaverse as well, with Omega George and Nico and Alpha Max and Lewis(or whatever else you might prefer, these guys fit many dynamics)

[strulobitch]

I will gladly yap more. My obsession with rosstappen is… bad right now.

(Speaking off, any song needed for a playlist of them cough cough?)

Okay okay.

So, hear me out: what if max decides to do some bullshit to get Nico’s attention, like offering to be interviewed or something. And Nico, obviously would never let up a chance to talk to such a good driver.

Nico’s like, where do you want to do this?? Super cool idea.

And max responds with a very inconspicuous ‘how about my very cool, very awesome penthouse, that shows off my riches and my accomplishments’ (paraphrased)

And nico’s like ‘uhh… sure?’ Because yeah its weird but that’s not going to deter him from such a good interview.

Then he arrives at Max’s penthouse and Max lets him up all like, ‘the door is unlocked’.

Nico opens the door and the fucking place is covered in roses or candles or some dumb shit 😭😭

Oh my god yessss😭

Nico showing up in business casual with his voice recorder and laptop to take notes, only to see the place decorated like a high end love hotel.

Max plays innocent, pretending that nothing is wrong. "What do you mean, Nico? This is just what my house always looks like. Anyways, would you like a glass of wine?"

Nico tries to carry on with the interview, but it's clear that something is wrong. Eventually they just end up on the couch, sipping wine and talking, getting progressively more drunk and personal.

Eventually Max ends up telling him all about his little crush throughout the years🤭

[strulobitch]

Okay im just going to be yapping about rosstappen because GOD they make me obsessed.

I think my favourite version of it is teen Max being actually obsessed with Nico when he first joins the paddock because well, it’s nico. And it’s so obvious. He’s opening doors for Nico, constantly looking for attention and praise, super disappointed any time Nico is upset with him because of a dumb racing move…

Then cut 10 years later, Max is now a 4 time world champion winner and suddenly he realizes one day: Nico could actually be in my reach.

Cue even worse obsessive nonsense for MILF nico.

Yessss I love young and eager Max🤭

Just so desperate for any scrap of attention from Nico, whether positive or negative. Because let's be fair, whenever Nico gets mad about Max's driving, all Max can think about is "wow... he's so hot when he's pissed off🤤"

And when he grows up and has a few championships under his belt he one day has a "what would happen if you just... called Taylor up?" moment. And so he sets out on contacting Nico, before rethinking and deciding to make his move in Monaco

And what happens then is up to your imagination🤭

(Or you can send another ask and we can yap some more👀)

[seboobsupremacy]

Alex Mason and Frank Woods from Call Of Duty: Cold War for @strulobitch

[strulobitch]

Seb x Nico x Kimi threesome? Ha ha ha that would be crazy, unless...? 👀

I have written this before actually! In my free use Nico fic there's a scene with Seb and Kimi spitroasting Nico

But I'm definitely open for more of this👀 Shall I write more?

[strulobitch]

I'm not really into making callout posts or anything, but this is more for awareness than a callout

There's a blog with the name "verstapplejuicee" who openly supports Jos despite being aware of his abuse(and seemingly dismissing it as not being abuse) and bands who use nazi imagery(and uses it themselves), specifically SS and the lightningbolts

Do not harrass this person, just block and move on, it's not worth the effort🫶

[strulobitch]

nico with back dimples and seb whos such a tease pulling out at the last minute to jerk himself off to completion and watch his cum pool in the dips of nicos back. nicos whining and subtly shaking his hips to entice him but sebs so mean he just pushes at nicos shoulders to further deepen the arch hes already in to watch his cum drip down and spill across nicos pretty tapered waist. the sights so lewd hes all geared up and pushes back in to pump another load inside of him (he barely lasts, nicos so strung up and tight and making these high pitched overstimulated moans that he busts after like 10 strokes lmao) imagine he gets back dermals ?? omg the possibilities and the teaaasseee having such a cunty piercing and only a select few knowing that he has them underneath the layers of fireproofs and overalls. computa make these two blondes makeout sloppy style !

Omfg yessss🤤 I love this idea

And I've been in a sico mood anyways recently so this came at the perfect time

I love the idea of Seb just randomly putting his hands on Nico's waist and pressing his thumbs into his dimples. Especially if Nico's a little sensitive there🤭 He might shiver a little, maybe even make a sound, before turning around to smack at Sebastian, who just grins and laughs, getting the exact reaction he was hoping for

Nico would get the piercings done without telling Sebastian about it, and when he least expects it he would turn around and do something like reach up to grab an item from the top shelf so that his shirt rides up. Sebastian would Windows blue screen immediately, almost drooling at the sight. He'd then start asking question after question, like when how why, to which Nico just goes "Idk what you're talking about"

I also love the idea of Nico having a very defined back overall, and Sebastian loving to press kisses and run his tongue over his dimples, shoulderblades, back line etc. (And ofc shoot his load all over them as well)

(Seb would also leave big hickeys all over Nico's back, so that when he's driving he can feel the marks on his back👀)

[astonstrolls]

Holy fuck I want to fall to my knees

[strulobitch]

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What video game world would be your #1 travel destination?

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Definitely Animal Crossing: New Horizons