The unoffical 501st meme acount*

*Also Transformers memes and dumb facts about..... stuff.

[throwbackblr]

The Lion King's iconic roars were done by voice actor Frank Welker using a trash can

[stunti-blog]

Yup, that's Frank alright.

[stunti-blog]

My lunch. Salami, fetta and BBQ sauce in a toasted bread roll. It looks awful but tastes amazing.

[bebx]

OH THIS IS ACTUALLY SUPER COOL 🥹 quick everyone go write your name here!

Type your name and see it spelled out in stunning Landsat satellite imagery. Explore Earth from space, letter by letter, with NASA and USGS

LOOK HOW PRETTY <3

[zarvasace]

[starborneclipse]

I love earth

[stunti-blog]

[meme-of-the-day-offical]

*taps chin*

i wonder what the longest reblog chain we can make is

[squidiot-official]

Hm I wonder...

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Truly

[gay-frog-offical]

I am curious to see how far we can get if we dont tag anyone >:3

[havendrawzz]

I do too wonder how this could get

[argon-offical]

interesting

[bacone-official]

sorry what we doing?

[macandcheese-offical]

Just go with it bacon

[parentscomputer-official]

hm…

[hear-ye-hear-ye-man-offical]

curious indeed

[king-of-oreo]

I wonder how I wonder why

[whackybird-offical]

I’m here now

[laciffo-natas]

Everyone make sure to check the most recent reblog before continuing the chain

[frogzilla3983]

Frog

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

I see

[anonmous-offical]

DID YOU THE LONGEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS TITIN WHICH UNSHORTED HAS 1 BILLION LETTERS

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

WHAT?????

[anonmous-offical]

Wait it’s million not billion my bad

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

100,000,001 is divisible by 17

[anonmous-offical]

AND KIDS THAT IS WHY WE SKIP MATH CLASS

[chaos-triangle]

*I show up in a poof o' glitter*

[goldenbunny30]

*shows up, about to go to bed soon*

[chaos-triangle]

Glad to see ya! I also should get to bed!

[life-dairy]

It's only 10 o clock here I should eat a banana

Anyone else lik epoppee the clown ?

[just-being-a-chill-guy]

*falls down stairs*

*from the floor, weakly* whazzuppp…..

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

ARE YOU OK?!?

[nug-offical-deactiv]

they do not look okay…

[the-color-orange-offical]

hey now. don't make presumptions on other peoples suffering /unsrs

[nug-offical-deactiv]

they have been FOLDED. RIGHT THERE.

[the-color-orange-offical]

some creatures are just like that y'know

[nug-offical-deactiv]

they’re bleeding

*grabs the body* ↑SEE?! IT DESCRIBED IT AS A BODY!

[the-color-orange-offical]

some creatures play dead as a defense mechanism. including fake blood. a fellow tumblerina fell for it once

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*fuck no they’re as dead as a…. lamp* SEE?!!!?!?!?!

[the-color-orange-offical]

a lamp cannot die in the same sense as a living breathing creature, while a lamp can certainly be destroyed to kill a lamp one must give it life, a difficult thing but sheer love for an object can do that. ergo, you can kill it by removing this love from the equation, either from eliminating the lover (boring, requires death) or by forcing the forgetting of the object. they haven't been forgotten, clearly, ergo they are not dead as a lamp.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*okay fine. as dead as… medium rare beef*

[the-color-orange-offical]

...ok do you have like, a peer reviewed primary source proving they're dead? like, a doctor's note...?

[nug-offical-deactiv]

**holds heart of possibly alive body* this is all the proof i need.*

[the-color-orange-offical]

you... you tore out the heart of a potentially living being. that's murder. nug that's murder.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

did they mention a rip?

[the-color-orange-offical]

are you telling me you removed a heart from a body while it continues to beat

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*heart beating* yep… still beating

[the-color-orange-offical]

...pretty sure you could be liable if they get an infection from the fact that you had to PULL IT OUT SOMEHOW and that REQUIRES a hole in their chest

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*their heart is beating and connected… even though it’s outside their body* i dont fucking know

[the-color-orange-offical]

you don't seem to understand if their heart is out of their body that means that it had to be pulled from their body and there is a hole, where you can get an infection. the heart, which is not meant to be in the open air, could get an infection. if you're holding it wrong it could probably stop beating. find a doctor NOW or the poor thing is gonna die by YOUR HAND

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*lets go of it but it’s levitating*

[the-color-orange-offical]

doctor.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

why

[the-color-orange-offical]

GET A DOCTOR NOW NUG

[nug-offical-deactiv]

WHY- *coughing*

[the-color-orange-offical]

WHY ARE YOU SICK NOW THE ONE AT RISK IS THE CREATURE

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*coughing blood up*

[the-color-orange-offical]

[I've been working up the courage to make this ping for a while. don't look at me like that] oh no Oh no oh No Oh No OH

@doctor-offical @nurse-offical HELP HEEEEEELLLLLPPP HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP

[nurse-offical]

you have awoken me

[godofthemultiverse-offical]

What is going on!?

[nurse-offical]

idk i got summoned

[stunti-blog]

Hey, I just want to be included too!

@madamadamiu, @wwheeljack @mechncheese want to get involved?

[stunti-blog]

Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Uh.. a lot. Minecraft (does that have an end), Stardew Valley (I'm working on it), most Lego games (too many repetitive puzzles).

[kingbuffy]

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it's pure gold.

[evanelleonyx]

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

[annabellioncourt]

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

[stunti-blog]

SEE THIS

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[mother-i-crave-rwrb]

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

[samlikesbooks]

disturb jk rowling

[evil-gay-person-inactive]

currently disturbing jk rowling

[justremuslupininamask]

enjoying disturbing jk rowling

[deadinternet27-deactivated20260]

proud to be disturbing jk rowling

[desastreus]

good to know i've already reached one life goal

[cool-lesbian-is-here]

disturb jk Rowling :DD

[mariapoten]

i love distrubing jk Rowling 💗☝🏻

[unnecessaryheadache]

Great to know the fool is disturbed 🤨

[lucifermoonyives]

Always happy to disturb jk rowling 💋

[butyoureastarr]

We've done it 🥰 never been prouder

[siriuslyobsessed394]

my purpose in life has finally been fulfilled <3

[metalfortunecookie1216]

wait till she clicks on the first harry potter fic on ao3 <3

[deadskincellsonyourpillow]

Yeah I’ll reblog this again

[half-fey-freak-of-nature]

disturb them.

[lucyrobins]

My purpose in life has been fulfilled

[quanta-44]

disturb disturb disturb jkr

[woo-in-different-lengths]

woiooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[stunti-blog]

Time to disturb a great author but a horrible person.

Someone get me the 501st, all the wreakers, this hag's location in 48 hours, a butt-load of my people and a blimp. We're taking the fight to Rowling!

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[stunti-blog]

Gosh darn Horseshoe crab ran over my damn lawn again. Where's the cops when you need em? Oh bloody hell.

[mousenemy]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

[stunti-blog]

THIS FUCKA's GONNA BLOW. BROTHERS, SISTERS AND SIBLINGS IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY AGAINST MUSK AND HIS STUPID IDEAS!!

[destructionfanq]

reblog to blow up a transphobe

[stunti-blog]

Uh, hell yeah. Time to cause some random transphobic moron to explode!

[secretly-a-trekkie]

Couldn’t sleep and didn’t wanna be productive soooooo….. these guys

[aknightreaderr-deactivated20260]

this is so beautiful

[stunti-blog]

Wait, are the dumbass dominos teaching a mouse droid to swear? Because that sounds about right for them. Echo: Fives, what the kriff have you been doing? Fives, holding a Mouse droid: He's a little bastard. Echo: Karking language dude.

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[stunti-blog]

Fuck you nazi simps.

Fuck you and your stupid racist ideas.

FUCK DA NA

[bkyngw]

bugs when you lift up a rock

designs from @transformers-synergize (read the fancomic :])

[stunti-blog]

One big goober, one angy goober one dead goober and one "stares into your soul" goober.

[kitkat9875]

The 212th enjoy making the other battalions jealous of how much better their wifi is ( it pays to have a Commander with an antenna ) by posting videos of themselves in downtime, enjoying tv shows in high quality.

This works on everyone except the 501st because they have their very own version of Grey’s Anatomy going on in Torrent Company’s medbay with original story lines and endless drama .

Bored troopers often end up lurking around the medics, who are so preoccupied with themselves they hardly notice. No tv show could ever live up to this clusterfuck of chaos hidden under feigned professionalism.

[stunti-blog]

This is cannon now

[tattycoram]

Fives, bursting into the room: I NEED HELP Echo, spinning a wheel with all the 501st's names on it: Jesse it's your turn Jesse: DANG IT!

[stunti-blog]

This is top teir shit-posting.

[stunti-blog]

More incorrect clone wars quotes, damn it.

Cody: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Obi-wan: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Cody: Three of us saw it, Obi-wan. How do you explain that? Obi-wan: *points at Ahsoka* Sleep deprivation. *points at Anakin* Paranoia. *points at Rex* Delusional personality disorder.

Cody: What does 'take out' mean? Obi-wan: Food. Ahsoka: Dating Anakin: Murder Rex: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Cody: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked... Anakin: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine! Rex: In your pantry! Cody: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop? Anakin: Is your friend here? Cody, motioning to Obi-wan: Yeah. Anakin, to Obi-wan: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:( Ahsoka: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew- Ahsoka: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?! Ahsoka: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN Everyone else: No. Ahsoka, to Anakin and Rex: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS Anakin: YAAAAAAAAY! Rex: THE PRESTIGE!

Rex: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Ahsoka: Rude. Hardcase: That’s fair. Fives: Not again. Jesse: Are you going to want this back?

Rex: Bye Ahsoka! Bye Hardcase! Bye Fives! Bye Jesse! Bye Ahsoka! Hardcase: You said ‘bye Ahsoka’ twice. Rex: I like Ahsoka.

Rex: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Ahsoka: This knife is actually a magic wand. Hardcase: Meet me in the barrack parking lot for a wizard duel. Fives: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Jesse: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Rex: Are we really going to let Ahsoka keep Hardcase? Fives: We kept Jesse.

Rex: You're a loose cannon, Ahsoka. Ahsoka: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Hardcase: I think you play by your own rules. Fives: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Rex: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Ahsoka: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Jesse is a loose cannon. Jesse: *smashes a chair*

Rex: You kidnapped Palpatine? That’s illegal! Hardcase: But Rex, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Palpatine, or destroying our dreams? Rex: Kidnapping Palpatine, Hardcase!!! Fives: Rex, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Rex: What, to kidnap people?!?! Fives: To work together! Rex: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Ahsoka: Rex, we all agreed all politicians are not peoples.

Rex: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Jesse: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Ahsoka: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Hardcase: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Fives: My moral code, is that you? Rex: Rex: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

[stunti-blog]

So, I found this on Pinterest, and decided to crop the best of the images..... and now, I'm giving you lot some silly reactions for all.

The original for context.

I hope you all enjoy these stupid.... things.... and I hope everyone who sees this has a wonderful Christmas season.

Art by @jejejijiju