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many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they donât tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and youâll love it
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . theyâre both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the
PLEASE read this
bankston is my HERO heâs tearing these people apart
damn
HE LEFT
????
oh my god
KILL HIM
he is DONE.
HELP ME .
wow. ok.
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks benâs lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
doing a reread now this is so cunty
goddamn .
fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.
how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar
Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
Itâs like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.
five dollar foot long
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we donât even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless
No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to
It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!
And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
developers moving all their bug tracking and suggestion management to discord is like if you could only access customer support if you joined a facebook group. we need to start shaming people who use discords as a replacement for an actual proper repository
you cant hope to do ANY good progressive work as a feminist if you think that body shaming is a valid tool at your disposal. yes, even against men. any trait you can insult a man's body for there exists a woman with that trait who knows you arent in her corner. there are women who are fat and women who are hairy, women who are balding. women with penises and testes. women with acne and neckbeards. these traits are not exclusive to the misogynistic creep cishet men who you are trying to insult.
 âhi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?â
âyeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?â
âabsolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?â
âuuuuuh hold onâ
*fishes something out of my pocket*
âmikey what do i do?â
âget the fries. youll need the energy in the coming daysâ
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
âuhh yes please  the meal would be greatâ
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodingerâs fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half itâs visible
I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.
i couldnt resist her Enchanting Shape
itâs actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you donât realize it if youâre someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why itâs so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this countryâs median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who arenât their coworkers or people they met on dating apps
saw a post on instagram that was literally someone citing statistics saying public transit is one of the safest travel options out there and the comments were literally just âummmmm op this is so ableist and misogynistic of you :) donât you know the average public transit user is a dangerous violent criminal who wants to set you on fire :)))â
it must be so terrifying and sad to go through life convinced if you set foot outside your car in public or interact with people outside your nuclear family youâll instantly be raped and robbed by the Evil Poors no wonder so many of these people are reactionary tar pits
important points which I did not address but should be appended âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸
ITT:
- people giving their life story to explain why they have a special secret valid trauma reason to be a reactionary tar pit
- white true crime women assuming I donât know what itâs like to fear rape
- fascists calling me a euroslave
- cybersmith, for some reason
- white true crime women
assuming I donât know what
itâs like to fear rape
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Iâm often in public more than Iâm not (because itâs very boring to sit in my room by myself all day) and Iâm a very fem presenting trans guy AND Iâm severely disabled. I do take ubers sometimes but thatâs only if the buses near me canât get me close enough to where Iâm trying to go. And like, yeah, thereâs gonna be creeps in public and on public transit. Because there are ALL KINDS of people in public. Which also means that there will be very very nice people, and children, and homeless people, and men and women and literally whoever you can imagine.
If you live your life never experiencing other people then youâre going to not only be scared, but youâre going to be bored. Being bored also make it very easy to believe bullshit rhetoric.
i am no longer fucking asking
for all your no longer fucking asking needs
also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying âno fun allowedâ âno one can ever enjoy thisâ you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you donât even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really donât give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! youâre allowed! even if itâs MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!
i love you friendship and qprs and best friends and friends with benefits and mentorships and roommates and found family and surrogate parents and chosen siblings and rivalries every single specifically and actively nonromantic dynamic that exists