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can't wait for an idol to fucking lose it and tell someone to shut the fuck up on weverse one day

hi. don't fucking tell me what to do. fighting!! 💪💪

#why do i feel like the8 has already done this but the forces of evil caught it before it could be released into the universe

circespigfarm

crittizen

The look on her face when she realizes

aegri-somnia-vana

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

lost-clause

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

iclimbtreestofeelalive

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

tricky-pockets

okay, idk where the clip was, but there was another bit where she was talking to this frat-boy looking dude:

bennett: so do you think we should put tampons and pads in the men’s restroom? dude: sure, I mean, I don’t really care. if a dude needs a tampon, he can have one. bennett: but would he need one? like, what would he use it for? dude, thoroughly unimpressed: I don’t know, that’s his problem.

and I just love that guy’s energy. So much of the trans bathroom talk is invasive and way too personal, and then there’s this guy like “yeah, why the fuck would I need to know? why do you need to know, you weirdo?”

moreforecasts-deactivated202208

whenever i start thinking this pops up in the lower right-hand corner of my vision

prime-tiktoks

magicallarynx

Absolutely obsessed with this reply..... oh, you mean those famous church rules: the 10 Amendments?

trveroman

I just thought it meant the cat was simultaneously Catholic and pissed about the unwanted quartering of soldiers in your home

whetstonefires

my cat would be outraged about the quartering of soldiers in my home

jupiter-on-the-compupiter

Every day I wake up, eat, imagine the lives of a bunch of mentally ill gay imaginary people, then go to sleep

#wow i come in here for the first time in forever and just get fuckin attacked ok i see

apolohgy

the united states is cursed and i would betray this country for a cold glass of water but one thing i’ll never do is pass up an opportunity to make fun of british people

metamorphesque

“Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.” ― Oscar Wilde

#the moment i saw the first quote i knew it was from le petit prince #it’s fine i’m fine #tenderness

notkatniss

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

heinousactszx

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

#omg wait this is incredible aldjskfjdk #the commentary too help

kettleworks

samiaelsaid

NeSpoon is a Polish artist, born in Warsaw, who mixes the delicacy of lace with the roughness and freedom of urban art

forcesensitive-mando

I fucking love when a song in a language I don’t understand is marked as explicit on spotify. I don’t know what the swear word is, but its in there somewhere