Sad Life Of A Multifan

Cyn | 20 | I love my babies | Too many groups

[gatorix1]

HES BABEY

[xieliian]

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians.....but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[hurricanesunny]

i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

[bobo-razzmatazz]

I want to go to my grave not knowing what this post is about

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

hey can somebody explain why the webpage for the texas roadhouse location opening near me has nothing on it except an upside-down peanut overlaid over what i believe is hebrew text?

[booklovertwilight]

TL;DR: I asked my mom who’s fluent in hebrew what this text means, and the best translation I got was “(adjective) car belonging to (feminine person)”. which definitely raises more questions than it answers.

<grammatical geekery/supporting evidence>

There’s more than one language that uses the Hebrew alphabet (notably, Yiddish), but the words here look much more like Hebrew than Yiddish, so we’re assuming it’s that. (Although, interestingly, the only complete word we have is a word in both languages, and means the same thing.) The first word has the right letters to be the word for “car”, as in automobile, and the second entirely covered word has an adjective ending. After that, the fully uncovered short word at the end of the first line is “shel”, which means “of” as in belonging to. That last word starts with a letter pair that’s super common (like “ch” in English - there are millions of words that start with them), but it does have a feminine ending, so it’s a female person or maybe a place.

There are a few other things that the first word could be - notably, the first three letters make up a prefix that often means “bad” or “rotten”, which sounds like it makes sense (”the peanuts are bad so we won’t be serving them” or something), but actually doesn’t because of the “of”. Hebrew grammar doesn’t work that way. I couldn’t get a complete sentence from this lead.

I’m interested to know if there’s somebody with a bit more time on their hands, or fluent in Yiddish, who could try to solve this unnecessary mystery.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

i finally have an actual lead into this mystery and now i have more questions than answers. thank you for this new insight

please does anybody know yiddish. i'm at the edge of my seat

[unidentifiedsquare]

I visited the specific location’s site, and sure enough the peanut is still there. I inspected the html to see if the peanut was an overlay on top of the text and it could be removed, or the text could be extracted from the html, but no avail - the peanut and text seemed to be a combined image.

I ended up being able to extract the peanut via modifying the html in an admittedly creative way (considering that I have little-to-no HTML experience) and view the underlying text:

[image description: a screenshot of the website of the Texas Roadhouse location described in the original post, but without the peanut obscuring the background text] The text itself reads “מיקום מדויק של פתח המערה“. Plugging that into Google Translate yields “Exact location of the cave opening” or “Exact location of the entrance of the cave”. I was able to verify with a Hebrew speaker that this is an accurate translation. Hope this helps solve the mystery of the Texas Roadhouse peanut. Additional information: - The png file of just the peanut, without the text, is named map-marker-peanut - The area where the peanut/text resides seems to be a type of location map (references to mapbox API) but with no data - I removed the peanut by using Inspect Element on it, and changing the map-marker-peanut url *in the url in the “background-image” value* to use a transparent png from Wikipedia instead

[image description: the same screenshot of the Texas Roadhouse website, but re-cropped to show the firefox html inspector tool on the bottom half of the screen. on the left of the tool, an html element referring to what was the peanut is selected. on the right, the background image value of that element is shown] If you’d like to verify for yourself, you can try to copy what I did here shown in this image. Sorry if my image descriptions or HTML jargon aren’t accurate - I’ve never written an image description before, and again I am not experienced with HTML. @toastpotent​

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

what cave??? what fucking cave?????&#&#,$

[straightpeoplereceipts]

i will never leave tumblr because now that im not in high school where else am i going to find people who believe hannibal lecter was a real serial killer? what other site can i find someone who kins griffin mcelroy and in their kin memories was in love with nick robinson? this is the only place i wake up to messages telling me being in a monogamous relationship is problematic! i fucking live for this! i am thriving! if you cant deal that is literally your problem but me? im alive

[straightpeoplereceipts]

ugh none of you get it people roleplay the game grumps on this website where the FUCK else is that going to happen

[jonbutter]

Oh my god, the Ten Rules of Comedy

Punchline does not mean hit the child.

Don’t howl at your own jokes.

Tentacles funny. Razor sharp claws not funny.

Multiple heads should speak one-at-a-time.

No claws for tickling.

Scared kids don’t laugh.

Try not to hurt the audience.

Always keep sharp spikes in!

You won’t get a laugh if you don’t take a bath.

Never let them see you slobber.

[bogleech]

okay but how many children had to be eviscerated before this was all figured out

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[christopher575]

[unluckysword-deactivated2019031]

[sindri42]

So hey you know how the whole Bode meme came from somebody’s dream in which they saw a tumblr meme from the future with no context? And how they assumed it was short for ‘foreboding’ or something, but that doesn’t even make sense because there’s no bode in foreboding? This is the actual origin of that prophetic vision.

[pigcatapult]

The version I saw claimed it was sort for “bodacious”

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’m so glad bode is back

[alaska-omelas]

encouraging boyfriends

[flatwood-mac]

[bromgah]

[corvidsnatcher]

[unholy-hands-and-hymns]

[roach-works]

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

[did-you-know]

Source 

[norahmayberry-deactivated201712]

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

[catbountry]

“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

[thesocratease-deactivated201510]

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[ultrafacts]

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[1017sosa300-blog]

baby elephants are so CUTE

[ultrafacts]

Adding more elephant facts to the compilation!

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[vinsmokesbitch]

ANIMAL FRIENDS

[frost-skirted-deactivated201507]

my fucking heart tho

[mishiamona]

princejuston

just for you buddy

[drayofsun]

Baby elephants😍

[kanyeshrugtae]

I want a pet elephant so bad

[nessanotarized-deactivated20200]

My favorite animal!!! 😍😍😍

[gennyescsecsemo]

[jewmanji]

goodbye

[fauxmoux]

The Giver, Lowis Lowry, 1993.

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

current mood is playing messenger between an ex-theatre kid and an ex-warrior cats kid trying to decide who would win the most important battle of our generation

[milkbishop]

i’m still right that the warrior cats would demolish the jellicles while they’re busy being sensual and singing

[destroytheart]

You’re just mad none of the warrior cats are as sexy as Macavity the Mystery Cat

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

[bestof4chan-lel]