[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[heathcliffbot]

07/16/2026

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[easily-evi]

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

[sweaterkittensahoy]

A companion:

[hotvampireadjacent]

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[transfemininomenon]

ronald reagan has been dead for 22 slutty, slutty years

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Scientists Make Sourdough from Yeast Found Inside the stomach of a 5,000-Year-Old Mummy

Scientists have kept his body frozen since he was found in 1991, which led to some surprising discoveries of ancient and modern microbial life inside his stomach.

“What we didn’t expect to find was yeast,” lead study author Mohamed Sarhan of the Eurac Research institute told Reuters.

"If you tell anyone you have yeast, they immediately ask: Can we use it for bread?" Sarhan said.

"Initially it didn't work," the microbiologist admitted.

But after three months of effort "we had a very, very good sourdough," Sarhan said with a laugh.

When asked if the scientists were considering using the yeast to brew beer, he responded: "It's on the list."

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/oetzi-the-iceman-yeast-mummy-sourdough-bread/

[pissvortex]

Girl snooping on a guy's phone after he has sex with her and sees "Pussy lore" and "pussy ending explained" in his search history

[girldraki]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lostsometime]

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

[hotgirlcastiel]

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 16.20 - Home Away from Homer

[fortbailey]

ginger's werewolf tail as worn by katharine isabelle in ginger snaps (2000). made of silicone and attached to an elastic belt.

[fortbailey]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[rikaklassen]

Image description #1: Presented on a red fabric for a product photography shoot, a werewolf tail made of silicone with black electrical tape binding the white, bloodied gauzes to the tail. There is a black elastic belt.

Image description #2: Screenshot of two Tumblr tags, "#god i thought this is some fucked up strapon #😳😳"

Image description #3: Screenshot of a Tumblr tag, "#if her strap don't look like this....i don't want it🤣"

Image description #4: Screenshot of a pair of Tumblr tags, "#god #the fucking strap"

Image description #5: Screenshot of two Tumblr tags, "#i bet the strap game was crazy #ginger snaps"

Image description #6: Screenshot of two Tumblr tags, "#my strap #ginger snaps"

[corpsebanger]

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

[cybelusreverie]

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

[cybelusreverie]

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

[space-party]

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?