私は怪物です。

Victoria

[i-am-a-fish]

you're so pretty. you're an intelligent and caring person, and you have a lot that you should be proud of. can you please drink a glass of fucking water

[skylargoesbark]

using "pack" instead of "chat". pack is this real.

[elkpoint]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The screaming 20s are here, are you screaming?

this is actually my favorite ask

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this post is from january, it’s become my very least favorite ask

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this post from January 2020 is singlehandedly the worst thing that's ever happened to me

[only-cat-memes]

[alessandriana]

[making-friendos]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[emwheezie]

Formation of a black hole

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

How are you feeling?

I won’t play your psychological games

[rvieskie]

girls just wanna have fun an academic year with a ridiculously small class that might be considered essentially a cult in a field that’s tragically pretentious and consists of only the best of the best - the elite in their particular field where everyone is hot, evil and gay, everyone fucks everyone but they all hate eachother and hurt eachother yet are bound together with this inexplicable need and entanglement up in eachother, someone prophecized to die, power and knowledge driving each of them to a state of madness, found family in a sense but the family is fucked up and the chemistry and connection between all of them is so bright that it might burn all of them alive and they’d be happy to burn because this was the precipice they were reaching for anyways, so much power and so much obsession and so much passion and mania with the academia and even more so eachother and they fuck eachother up and fix eachother all at once and ohmygod GIVE ME IT

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[secondlina]

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

[certifieddudette]

My luck levels have been rigged since the new year started and it seems to be infectious… reblogging for yall’s sake

[longnuts]

Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

[shingojira]

[beatlesweatles]

Why did he name his son that

[dinogirl-dongs]

Is short for Yogurt Matthew.

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

I can’t breathe

[brawltogethernow]

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.

[gleefully-macabre]

It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music.

[gleefully-macabre]

Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony.

[thestraggletag]

DUUUUUDE

[transmadotsuki]

Call that a death note

[moonybyte]

That entire thing could also be used brilliantly for foreshadowing!

Like, you suddenly notice a string instrument in the background music and you haven’t seen a few of them in a while. And the more musically versed you are, the more you figure it out (like in a mystery novel if you happen to have in-depth knowledge about the current riddle) while the “normal” people can get fooled into twists.

The non-musically versed audience hears a new brass instrument and is like “Oh shit, the dude with the tenor horn is probably dead!”, but then he suddenly appears perfectly fine and one minute later they find the body of the Euphonium player.

And if the orchestra members can hear it as well, then it’s of course another layer cause THEY would probably recognize who is playing. And depending on the director, they could go full ‘Tomato in the Mirror’ and imply they know but Just. Not. Say it. (cause why should they, they all DO KNOW). So they are like “Oh no…. No…!” and start looking for the corpse while the audience is still stuck at “Ok, a violin player, but which???”

[whetstonefires]

immediately after dying you get a brief solo

[blueshelledbastard]

And since absolutely no music at the beginning would be kinda estranging, I’d suggest one singular instrument and it’s revealed early on that a member of the orchestra recently passed, leading into the reason why they visited the castle in the first place, yaddayaddayadda, the plot commences

[coalmine301]

The first guy who died played the triangle

[spaceshipoftheseus]

It is absolutely essential to me that the orchestra remains Bolivian.

[akascribblefox]

Hades Boons, but as potions

[nessa007]

[nessa007]

[peachmarch3]

maybe they shouldn’t have wandered into that pizzeria…

[catchymemes]

[nessa007]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃👻🕸 Abbott Elementary (2021- ) Parks and Recreation (2009 - 2015) Friends (1994 - 2004) Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013 - 2021) Stranger Things (2016- ) The Office (2005 - 2013) Derry Girls (2018 - 2022) Ted Lasso (2020 - 2023) New Girl (2011 - 2018) Modern Family (2009 - 2020)