Will You Ever Understand Yourself?

“Since you’ve decided to curse me like this would you like to do me a favor of ripping me a new mouth”. Hi I’m sugar!over 18 other pronouns won’t kill me

[bitchautism]

(stands up in crowd) no I'm pjackk

[radio-jupotter]

No, I'm pjackk!

[foxgirlmindcrank]

No, I am pjackk

[virtualgirladvance]

helped crack my housemates egg like 6 months ago. their cis gf just put on i saw the tv glow. lets see what happens lmao

[strawberry-crocodile]

it will be a full decade this october and will still never forgive them for calling a yaoi "yuri on ice"

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

the touch starved traumatized tgirl would like to awkwardly sit near you and not initiate contact

[maja-paja]

[melodies-stereo]

[melodies-stereo]

this is my masterpiece. my magnum opus

[alice-on-strings]

A porcelain doll stares at its cup of tea.

Is the tea cup made of it? Or is it made of tea cup?

It awawas, for it does not know.

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Witch that makes sure to only buy plastic tea sets from now on.

[people-i-shouldnt-be]

Awa this one is made of plastic… it begins to babble nervously

[alice-on-strings]

Witch very insistent that her doll and its new friend shouldn't step into the kitchen. "I'll help you two prepare the tea today; you two should just go relax!" She says, while making a conscious effort to block either of them from looking into the cupboards.

When she comes out of the kitchen later, she's carrying two glasses of iced tea. She can only hope her doll doesn't make a new friend made of glass in the future.

[alice-on-strings]

@virtualgirladvance cause your tags were kinda on topic c:

[foxgirlmindcrank]

We need to give children guns

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I got a gun when I was 10 and I turned out so good

[foxgirlmindcrank]

every 8 year old should know how to shoot a target at 100m

[foxgirlmindcrank]

By 11 they should be about to take apart the bolt and reassemble it by reflex

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Not like a crazy caliber we don't want kids to get hurt just like .22 or maybe a 25-06. They can get a govt issue 308 of their choice at 14 though at that point they're grown enough

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Ammunition is one nickel. And comes with a stick of gum.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

If you can't hit a target at 300m 7/10 times on a zoomless scope by 16 they push you down in the locker room and you have to bark like the stupid mutt you are you have to wear the ears and tail and go awroo? whenever the girl who plinked 600m on irons walks in and lick at her heel.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

We need to give children guns

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I got a gun when I was 10 and I turned out so good

[foxgirlmindcrank]

every 8 year old should know how to shoot a target at 100m

[foxgirlmindcrank]

By 11 they should be about to take apart the bolt and reassemble it by reflex

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Not like a crazy caliber we don't want kids to get hurt just like .22 or maybe a 25-06. They can get a govt issue 308 of their choice at 14 though at that point they're grown enough

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Ammunition is one nickel. And comes with a stick of gum.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

If you can't hit a target at 300m 7/10 times on a zoomless scope by 16 they push you down in the locker room and you have to bark like the stupid mutt you are you have to wear the ears and tail and go awroo? whenever the girl who plinked 600m on irons walks in and lick at her heel.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

This is the future liberals want.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

We need to give children guns

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I got a gun when I was 10 and I turned out so good

[foxgirlmindcrank]

every 8 year old should know how to shoot a target at 100m

[foxgirlmindcrank]

By 11 they should be about to take apart the bolt and reassemble it by reflex

[greatwyrmgold]

[necromancelena]

the good thing about getting princess carried is that when one partner does it the rest get jealous and start princess carrying more to prove they can do it so i just get carried a lot

[salmaciansalix]

Can't keep a bitch down

[wearyfoxcosplay]

idk how to use tumblr but hi! this is me i cosplay and this is me as a fox at a renfaire

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Loser

[ammi-delta-document]

Got inspired

[c0ulrophilia]

I try not to be the twitter reposter but like. yeah.

[demilypyro]

if you're a man and you consider your imagined female version to both be more likeable and have "more personality" I have incredible news to share with you. I think you know what it is