full time fiancee

who else obsessed with their fiancee/future wife?

[sexygaywizard]

You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[just-sans-things]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it was a bad pain day yesterday so i was using my cane and i said to my bf “when i use my cane it makes me feel like i should be prescribing mouse bites.” and bf did not know what i meant so i sounded malignantly insane

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[poppific]

Americans trying to explain that they don’t want to see long text posts: so imagine a burger

[segamascott]

[sugarpiehoneybee]

I know people do it to confirm they understand and shit but it low key annoys me when I tell a patient that all their lab results come back normal and they follow up by asking whether a specific blood result was normal. Like, damnnnn you got me. I decided to lie and say it was normal when we found something fucked up and evil in there.

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[wintersoldierfell]

hang on i gotta google something

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I am so sorry.

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

68.

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[iwilleatyourenglish]

so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[saltedume]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[sugarpiehoneybee]

Diagnosed as vitamin D deficient in the year of our lord 2026 like some sort of victorian street urchin on the brink of developing rickets is such an insane skill issue.

Yet here I am