Merry Christmas everyone. I hope that even if you're stuck with a family who doesn't love you for who you are, to can find a way to be happy this year. Sending out love to those who need it and even those who didn't know they did
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
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Merry Christmas everyone. I hope that even if you're stuck with a family who doesn't love you for who you are, to can find a way to be happy this year. Sending out love to those who need it and even those who didn't know they did
You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much
this makes me laugh every year
i’m always too busy losing my shit at baby jesus with the lighter that i never registered “HEY-SUS” oh my goddd
Who wants to fall in love with me and take my affection
Dreams are so strange. Little episodes of immersive imagination that are sometimes mistaken for memories
you cannot gender me in a way that matters
No gender forged against me shall prosper
this is not a place of gender
gender exists as an extant form of life
Removing my gender to reveal a second, smaller gender underneath
Abandon all gender, all ye who enter here
We’ll burn that gender when we get to it
september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone
Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.
His dad is dead, just don’t.
In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.
He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.
It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.
reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.
Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.
screw being a cowboy, I wanna be a cowman
Would anyone like to help me find a weird caption/over text for this?
How do you fall in love with yourself?
The same way you fall in love with someone else. Acknowledge the bad, embrace the good, and grow.
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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so
Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123
last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:
so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.
Check the notes, some people have added hotlines that aren’t listed here.
Does anyone have tips on how to get back into a locked Instagram account? It just keeps being weird. I'm not against hacking into it
I just realized that I really am the side character in my life. My girlfriend gets hit on all the time, one of my co-workers managed to find herself a sugar daddy, another one was asked by some random dude to get him followers. One of my friends is in a dnd group and gets to chill a ton, another friend goes to church all the time and hangs out with her family. Everyone I know went to Florida over the summer and the most interesting thing to happen to me is that one time my manager told me I did a good job
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
This this fucking terrible thing just killed me
I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.
They are scared of me i think
HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ
this needs to be on yalls dash
me: starts crying
someone else: what's wrong
me: this is just something that happens
my gender is that one experiment you used to do as a kid where you mixed every mixable thing you could find in the house into a single cup
How do you know aliens are not vegan?
Because they haven’t contacted us to say it.