Has Anyone Got Me A Capri Sun?

Tommy | they/ him | Official Carl Grimes x Capri Sun shipper | I’m adopted by @xxqueenofdragonsxx and @slytherclaw2005 :D Transphobes/ terfs/ pro-shippers DNI

[chaoticace2005]

~Wedding 2.0~

Brides: @xxqueenofdragonsxx and @slytherclaw2005

Flower Boy: @sun-ny-flow-ers

Ring Bearer: @imapala67-aka-baby

Person Marrying Us: @mr-coral-grimes

Guests: @friendly-chaotic-stuff, @shortstackof-pancakes, @glennifer, @dumb-bunny, and the rest of the Carl/Caprisun Cult

Cake: @imbiandimintoomanyfandoms

Tree: @sovietfool

To my tumblr wife, I love you sm 😂 Honestly can’t believe this all started because I was simping for your fics so I rejoined tumblr to simp for you on there. We have gone through Carl/Caprisun, Sambucky, and have a mutual hatred for Snape. Ily

[glennifer]

it’s an honour to have been there 😌😌

[sun-ny-flow-ers]

HI GUYS LIVING INTO THE OLD BLOG TO TELL YOU IM MOVING BLOGS

@primsi

I’m hoping to get my mutuals onto the other blog :(

[heythereofficerfriendly]

i was tagged by @starla-deluna! thank you <3

1. why did you choose your URL?

because officer friendly is definitely a pet name, you guys

2. any side blogs?

err just this and my main blog @thatdoodlebug

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

2011

4. do you have a queue tag?

sometimes queue music on main

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

because i needed an outlet for this tiny ship before i went mad talking to myself about it.

6. why did you choose your icon?

because i love them together

7. why did you choose your header?

because its my favourite scene between them <3 

8. Which post has the most likes?

no idea. i can’t be bothered to find out

9. how many mutuals do you have?

quite a lot and i love you all <3

10. how many followers do you have?

on main i have just over 5000.  166 on this blog specifically ! …which is a surprise. I never expected to hit double figures even :O 

11. how many people do you follow?

i don’t know specifically relating to twd stuff. i follow 591 blogs on main.

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

mate this entire sideblog is one big shitpost. and i love it. 

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

its always kinda there in the background 

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

no, i try to stay out of fandom drama…

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

i ignore them

16. do you like tag games?

they are fun

17. do you like ask games?

sometimes 

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

you’re all famous in my heart eyes 

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

well that would be telling and i don’t do that :) *is annoyingly mysterious*

  20. no pressure tags: @eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon @bakedcrispss @avleegil @im-immortal  @merlexxdixon   @th3-mandalorian @the-space-junker @ @phoenixblack89  @mr-coral-grimes @dumb-post-cowboy

[mr-coral-grimes-deactivated2021]

1. why did you choose your URL?

I find it funny :)

2. any side blogs?

yes @240calories-but-incorrect-quotes, my main blog was originally 240calories but I changed it.

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

I joined in 2020

4. do you have a queue tag?

I literally have no idea what this is

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

I found ‘incorrect quotes’ of twd and I really liked them, so i made my own twd incorrect quotes blog but it slowly just became me posting anything

6. why did you choose your icon?

It was random, I’m pretty inconsistence so I might change it when i’m bored.

7. why did you choose your header?

Because I think it’s a great picture

8. Which post has the most likes?

I think it’s the: 'which one is more gay?’ post- i’m not sure.

9. how many mutuals do you have?

No idea, but I love all of them :)

10. how many followers do you have?

On this blog: 113

On my side blog: 93

11. how many people do you follow?

233

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

Search up 'shitpost’ on my blog and you’ll see quite a few

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

I use it all the time

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

nope.

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

I don’t reblog them so then my followers don’t have to deal with it.

16. do you like tag games?

Yeah, sure. A fun thing to do

17. do you like ask games?

yes!

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

good question

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

I rarely talk with any of them- but I do develop crushes really easily. So if I started talking with them I would probably develop one, oof.

tags: @sun-ny-flow-ers @xxqueenofdragonsxx @slytherclaw2005 @sovietfool

[sun-ny-flow-ers]

1. I like gardening :) sun flowers are my favourite <3

2. I used to :)

3. Since 2019 baby

4 I don’t use queue

5 I wanted new friends :) I might make another blog though

6 it’s my friend :)

7 I don’t have a header

8 I’m not sure..

9 No idea but I love them all especially @mr-coral-grimes

10 uhh 27ish

11 a l o t

12 yea

13 like way to much

14 yeah, a racist in another fandom

15 I used to do them, now I don’t

16 YES!!!!

17 YE!!

18 @mr-coral-grimes

19 maybe.. 💖

[practicallycorrectquotes-deacti]

The fact that this pops up:

@mr-coral-grimes

[mr-coral-grimes-deactivated2021]

@glennifer @xxqueenofdragonsxx @sun-ny-flow-ers @eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon @shortstackof-pancakes @slytherclaw2005

(everyone else)

[hadleyfrasergender]

can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are polyam-safe blogs

[afeelgoodblog]

One for the lads

[riot-dog]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[usenetsheep]

Also!! Disabled boys and boys who are pre-hrt/surgeries are all wonderful handsome lads!!

[transmattrs]

I basically need this reminder every day

[anou-yes-deactivated20220524]

fuck toxic masculinity 

[hedwigprewett12]

This one’s for you, lads

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[caleblucas-blog]

Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.

[babyxdyke]

Reblog the shit out of this.

[maraudevrs]

Reblog !!

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

!!!!!!!!!!++

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

*violently smashes reblog button*

[grape-nonny]

*JUMPS ON REBLOG BUTTON*

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

PLEASE IF YOU NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS MY LESBIAN-ASS IS HERE FOR YOU—

[veryblushyswitch]

[isopodbug]

Absolutely!

[pjobroadwayslut14]

:)

[mikie-the-kiddo]

Reblog!! :D

[k1bst3r]

[askstuff-forstella-andfriends-d]

Absolutely!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[somerandompokemon]

All are welcome

[thehugwizard]

Here we go!!!!!!!

[captainstormpilot42]

🌈

[jay-bee-me]

🏳️‍🌈

[theepicwaffleman12]

Always! :D

[thejamdergod]

I almost broke my mouse slamming that reblog button

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[glitching-moth-deactivated20210]

im gay

[thefuture-itsshitbytheway-deact]

I’m aro-ace

[junebug-is-bugging-you]

I’m bi

[audi-draws]

I’m homosexual

[grauntiemotersblog]

I am pan

[pun-pkindude-deactivated2024123]

I support all of you. :D

[dreamys-mess]

I’m Bi and agender lol(probably demisexual too but I’m not sure)

[onryosweetheart]

I am bi and nonbinary

[gumi-megpoidd]

Pan and maybe poly

[i-are-stoopid-deactivated202106]

I’m a lesbian 😄

[lord-wellesbrook-ix]

saw it again, reblogging it again, am I stupid? maybe. 

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

im pan

[awesomewizard-deactivated202606]

Aromantic and accept those who identify as anything else (:

[chaoticnerdsstuff]

I’m trans and bisexual

[sokkabeifong]

I’m straight but I support

[officialgayeliza]

Panromantic and Asexual

[thejamdergod]

I’m bi!

[cappuccyno-inactive]

I’m asexual and I support everyone in the LGBTQIAP+ community!

[18th-century-bitch-deactivated2]

I’m asexual

[drakenhert]

I’m aroace and non-binary :)

[bisexualshitwholovesshakespeare]

Lots of love from your bi friend ( ◜‿◝ )♡

[chaoticace2005]

Bi :)

[sun-ny-flow-ers]

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Pennylemonnbooks?ref=search_shop_redirect

I just need to save this lmao

Completely Bespoke Handmade Journals by Pennylemonnbooks

You searched for: Pennylemonnbooks! Discover the unique items that Pennylemonnbooks creates. At Etsy, we pride ourselves on our global commu

[mintyfreshmichonne-deactivated2]

TWD groups for y’all who are lost

Alexandraian’s/ Ricks group: The cool kids TM, super popular, act tough but cry a lot.

The Hilltop: the fucking pushovers, think they’ve got this whole thing figured out but only have 12% of a plan

The Kingdom: fUcKING nERds, L.A.R.P is life, giant kitty, basically theater kids in the za

The Saviors/ Negan’s group: 50% Jock, 50%Greaser, 100% assholes, basically hopper from bug’s life but worse 

[featheredcritter]

tag yourself

i’m probably The Kingdom and The Hilltop 

[mr-coral-grimes-deactivated2021]

Im 100% the hilltop

[sun-ny-flow-ers]

I’m the kingdom lmao

[bookishdiplodocus]

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

[redeadepression]

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

[dramatic-squirrel]

I hope this works for school essays as well. 🤞

[alwaysachorusgirl]

Why not? I need all the help I can get 😩

[mxlti-fand0m-imaginess]

i wanna be able to write again 😭

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

They are going to pass all of their finals

[socialistwaluigi-deactivated202]

who?

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

the student reading this ❤️

[zaynschickens]

I mean thanks for the support but idk…

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

[pearlieswines-blog]

CAN I JUST SAY I REBLOGGED THIS WITH ALMOST ALL MY CLASSES IN THE DUMPS

AND NOW I’M GETTING STRAIGHT B’s????

THIS WORKS YOU CAN DO IT

[sun-ny-flow-ers]

I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY SIDEBLOG HAHAH

@froggywastaken :)

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[alexander]

How Animals Eat Their Food

[pastelvirgil]

this video is fuckin ancient and i honestly forgot how funny it was

[fivefingers-through-fire]

Oh my god

[sleep-evil-sleep]

I USED TO RECREATE THESE VIDEOS WITH MY OLD FRIENDS AT THE YOUTH CENTER I USED TO GO TO

THE MEMORIES-

[pieces-reeses]

I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

do they smoke weed?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Yes, actually.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

[gccgrimm-deactivated20160818]

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

[madamekagamine]

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

[19leahjade96]

Well that escalated quickly……

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

[jackaxed]

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

[anemonequeen-moved]

this dude playin omg 

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

[anemonequeen-moved]

happy 4/20

[anemonequeen-moved]

happy 4/20 again