might be a shitpost

i hyperfixate on stuff all the time. currently we’ve gotten silksong so there’s a bunch of that going around [she/her]

[nepofledgling]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[papayajuan2019]

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

[anxeious]

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[guinevereteef]

I'm trying to sleep and the bugs outside are buzzing at a certain cluster of wavelengths that reads to my brain as a human voice and whenever I let my focus shift it jumps to trying to hear what the gnat king has to say

[guinevereteef]

I closed my window

[maniculum]

Refusal of the Call - TV Tropes

The character, typically the hero, receives a Call to Adventure but at first refuses for some reason. Events then conspire to force them to

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[placeholdername-1]

[real-horse-facts]

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[minxitsy]

[dumbpuppyfag]

we cannot live in chains

[oobbbear]

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

[oobbbear]

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

[sidecast-text]

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[kupalinka6]

i needed to connect the two posts. these are @throwupgirl’s tags.

[manicpixieshitpost]

I’m so happy to see one of my favorite posts back

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[swan2swan]

The fear in the second one is like someone realizing that the Russian Roulette game is being played with Real Bullets

[fredersen]

🖇️

^ exploring each other’s bodies?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

in the Hollow Knight universe, there are three reasons a bug might attack you on sight:

possessed by evil

generational trauma from the long deterioration of an ancient and proud civilisation

they're just like that

[mysillyium]

you should open the door

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[memorycycle]

killer still at large

if any of you see this woman call us