Somehow You Kicked All My Walls in

25. Some people have lives, I have music

[deletiaclementine]

It’s actually so funny that in the Tampa hotel room Ilya says it’s simple and Shane’s like shut the fuck up Pinocchio and come sit next to me

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya mic’d up talking with his teammates about recipes he’s been trying recently and tricks he’s been trying to teach anya. and shane mic’d up barely having something that producers can actually use because of the amount of swears

[minyard-05]

"its rikos fault" "its kevin's fault" it's fucking TETSUJI'S fault okay that man created a sport with his friend and then his family fucking KILLED HER when he mentioned he wanted to take it further, and he STILL decided to turn a COLLEGE exy team into a fucking CULT, abused his nephew and enabled the abuse of his players through his nephew, told his nephew that he and his best friend (the son of tetsuji's friend who, again, he inadvertently had killed), that they were going to be the faces of this new sport, the princes, the sons, funnelled both those kids into 2000s Disney-channel level child stardom, TOOK ON A RANDOM FRENCH TEENAGER BECAUSE HIS DAD TOLD HIM TO and allowed his nephew to do whatever he wanted to that kid (again, whilst also physically and psychologically abusing said nephew), pitted his two best players (TEENAGERS) against each other and made the media play it up into this huge face off, having destroyed these kids to the point that when his nephew lost he broke his best friend/brother's hand and then almost murdered the aforementioned french teenager when he found out he was gone

Like at least all Nathan did was kill people. jesus fucking Christ

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[onedirection]

So pleased to tell you that our new album is called “take me home” can’t wait for you to hear it! More news soooon! Louis :) x

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

you ruined my life

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[stabthroughme]

Ilya is the white woman who rescues "kitties" and "puppies" from the sides of roads only to bring them to vets who go "this is a mountain lion/coyote/cougar/lynx pup" and on one occasion that Shane will never let him live down "this is a bear cub".

Shane has the nearest wildlife sanctuaries/rehabs at the Cottage and in Ottawa on speed dial. They're on a first name basis with Ilya and most of them don't even know Ilya or Shane play hockey they're just "the Russian with the white woman animal whispering powers and his long suffering husband"

[toppingilyarozanov]

[writingdose]

genuine writers getting wrongly accused of using ai because of witch hunt and proper grammar/structure in their works must be what being a woman in the 1600s who is wrongly accused of being a witch because she can read and is intelligent feels like

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[tothecottage]

i would sacrifice all of you to be connor's hag

[doctoralhashimi]

(insp.)

[haydone]

One of my favourite things about Exy is that it's a co-ed sport. They really out here like 'we do not give a fuck what your gender is. Can you take a punch?'

[pikslasrce]

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

[fulcrumstardust]

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[amayahstyles]