Somehow You Kicked All My Walls in @sunflower2804 - Tumblr Blog

TELL ME WHO IS PLAYING BOOD

i need more fics to play with shane boasting about his ability in private vs acting super hockey player humble when he's on camera

kaijuerotica

shane texting ilya after a metros game like: im so fucking tired of carrying this entire team on my back like fuck sure we won tonight but i'd have had a goddamn hat trick if stevens hadn't been off fucking sides like at what point is it easier for me to be the only guy on the fucking ice at least then no one is gonna miss my fucking passes

shane 2 minutes later to the media: oh for sure it's a team effort, we all do our best to contribute 🙂

voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

romancedawning-deactivated20210

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

atlaheritageposts

atla heritage post

cryoverkiltmilk

“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”

“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”

lucylehane

"He hadn't even been here for two days yet and already he had no idea how he was going to be able to go back to the real world."

Heated Rivalry, p. 281

barbie-verse

actually need a role model episode in s2 solely so we can have this interaction

like its fully giving

barbie-verse

GETTING THIS ON OUR SCREENS NEXT YEAR EVERYBODY SAY YAYYYY

military-newsboys

Ilya: God, I need some serotonin Shane: *stands up* Shane: Shane: *sits back down* Shane: I forgot what that was for a second. I was gonna go get you some

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

bitchass97

Have we stopped and considered the DEVASTATING two man chirping that could happen when Shane and Ilya are on the same team. I’ve always liked to imagine Ilya is a gossip and loves bringing shit up on ice from players personal life (within reason). Combine that with Shane “I can recite any and all nhl statistics from the last 30 years” Hollander and we have a truly lethal combination.

PLEASE IMAGINE

Ilya: (speaking to Shane very loudly about a player on the other team) Yeah I think his wife is leaving him. He cheated so I don’t feel bad for him.

Shane: oh good for her then.

Ilya: yes good for her. She is way to pretty to be with him anyway

Shane: He’s also not scoring enough points to cheat on anyone. His average goals have been going down drastically in the last few years. He really should focus more on that

Ilya: (now shouting across the rink to said player) MAYBE IF YOU FOCUSED LESS ON OTHER WOMEN AND MORE ON HOCKEY YOU WOULD SCORE A GOAL

pandy-landy

When the foxlings ask about where Neil got his scars, Neil always gives them some funny, made up story.

“I was cursed by a witch and the spell left this.” Or “I saved a baby kangaroo from a burning building. These are warrior scars.”

It always makes the kids laugh, and keeps them innocent from Neil’s past. One day, Dan and Matt’s kid asks about a scar on Neil’s side. Neil says “I got into a fight with a bear.”

After the kid giggles and runs off, Matt smiles and says “these stories you make up are hilarious.”

Neil stares at Matt for a second and goes “Thanks. But that one wasn’t made up. I really did get attacked by a bear.”

Matt: what

Neil: yeah when we were in Montana.

Matt: are you fr

Neil: yes??

And then Matt has to wonder if the stories he hears Neil spin for the kids have any truth to them after all.

mutinsfromthemoon

it’s a random day on their honeymoon and ilya is at the pool with shane when he notices he’s without his sunglasses. so he heads back to the hotel to grab them from their room. he’s on his way to the elevator when the receptionist calls out “mr. hollander?” and ilya stops and is about to correct her when it hits him. he’s in fact mr. hollander. and he’s just standing there grinning like an idiot in front of the receptionist who is explaining something to him that he’s not listening to at all. and when the receptionist says again “mr. hollander?” ilya goes “i’m sorry, can you explain again?” with the sappiest grin on his face.

omtai

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

letmetellyouaboutmyfeels

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

wyatthazy

shane: 🩷🥰😍💕🫃

hijackedhoneybeeez

Neil, after learning that Jean has a motorcycle: Hey Andrew, why don't you ride a motorcycle? It seems more your speed.

Andrew: They’re for freaks who are just looking for attention. 'Oh, look at me, I'm balancing on two wheels and committing several traffic violations.' Fuck off. Join the circus if you wanna be a freakshow and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

The Foxes, who have barely heard him rant about anything like that before :

Andrew:

Neil: You don't know how to ride a bike, do you?

Aaron: its completely fine to not know how to ride a bike. It's an arbitrary benchmark set on kids for little to no value. Knowing how to ride a bike doesn't benefit or hinder anyone in the long run, anyways. And do you KNOW how many people have life-altering accidents while riding a bike? Its practically lethal.

The Foxes:

Andrew:

Neil: you too, huh?