#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
One Nice Bug Per Day
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Noah Kahan
Interview Vampire Daily
Jimmy Eat World
roma★
cherry valley forever
No title available
PR's Tumblrdome
No title available
bliss lane
pixel skylines
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Show & Tell
Kiana Khansmith
ojovivo
EXPECTATIONS
seen from United Kingdom
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Mexico
seen from Italy
seen from Austria
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Indonesia
seen from Austria
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Kosovo
seen from Italy
@sungsingsanguine
My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Happy ten years to my surprise appendectomy and happy almost ten years to this post I made from my hospital bed.
*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*
[id: a colored, digital drawing of midoriya izuku if she were a fat black woman. she raises her right fist and flexes with a confident grin, cradled in full cowling. her costume is altered for better function: she has a fullbody compression layer, and her short sleeve jumpsuit is tucked into her knee braces. her high ponytail is tied back with a red bow that mimics rabbit ears. end id]
these are the woke headcanons the conservatives like to tell you about
I love everything about this.
@headspacedad Is this true? Because I love the concept of bunnies practically flipping the bird
this is TRUE!
Rabbits rely on body language for the majority of their communication. They also rely on manners in a way that would make the Heian Era aristocrats look uncultured. And you don’t get manner dictates like that without ALSO knowing how to be passive-aggressive with them.
Rabbit flops are super vulnerable for a bunny. Their stomachs are exposed and they’re in a position that means if danger shows up they have to waste precious seconds getting up before they can sprint for safety. A rabbit flop means both ‘I’m so happy I can’t contain it’ and ‘I feel so safe I am going to be vulnerable and really let go’. Rabbit owners love seeing it. It means that your bun really does feel that safe around you. It’s a pretty high compliment from an animal that knows everyone’s out to kill them.
However -
it can also be used passive aggressively in the ‘you mean so little to me you’re not even worth acknowledging as existing’. It’s right on the same level as walking into a room and greeting everyone but one person. An enemy rabbit would be a threat. This rabbit? This rabbit isn’t even important enough to be a threat. They’re a nobunny and so I will flop because there is nothing in the area worthy enough to bother being aware of.
To humans it can look very much the same but trust me, the bunnies know exactly which is which.
Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:
A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs
I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke
Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly
Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.
So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?
MA'AM.
[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.
Superman: Red And Blue #05
This is great.
Superman is a man, raised by humans as a human to be a good person and moved by compassion and the need to do good in the world.
I wish this interpretation appeared more in movies and such
BEST TAG EVER:
tgck doodle page
that was your boyfriend? oh haha oopsies...
do you wanna kiss covered in blood? can we kiss covered in blood? when are we gonna kiss covered in blood?
"puppy butch" is such a transcendent combination of words
knife, spain c. 1700s.
has YOUR favorite fictional woman over the age of 30 experienced fandom misogyny from people who are mad at Their Mom From Real Life? call our offices, toll-free, day or night. we're the nation's #1 law firm that specializes in defending adult women who make choices and have character traits. if the prosecution has started calling her a selfish bitch, pick up the phone today!!!
Excuse me, does your firm also represent women under thirty who experience fandom misogyny from people who are mad at That Girl From College/Work/High School?
we take those cases pro fucking bono
“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”
*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting
you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature
@todayintokyo @shoku-and-awe I wonder what kind of mochi is that 🤔
Everyone, I am so happy to see Adriana Varejão in my dash??
She is a brazilian sculptor and artist who is probably one of the best creators of gore in formal art I've ever seen. Here's some more of her work.
She loves exploring portuguese tiling, and her work includes eras that are solely focused on tiles.
She has also went through phases where she explored cracks in ink and in tiling
And of course that evolved into bloody cracks and slashes on tiles, like the walls are living beings
Which then became her iconic meat walls, but I also love her pool paintings, it's a completely different kind of unsettling more akin to liminal spaces
I can't add more images because tumblr sucks but ADRIANA VAREJÃO. Pride of my fucking country I tell you
