Sunshine and Sarcasm

Sup my fellow youngsters. Welcome to a blog where you'll see mostly dogs, elephants, sunflowers, and anything I find funny. Please enjoy, send me a message if you wish, and keep on smiling.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

[babygladiatorstudentviemarfefur1]

Join for FREE today and you could be having sex tonight!!

[dewey-desu-system-deactivated20]

Sex tonight, you could be having! HRMMMMMMM!!

[infernal-dinosaur]

Across the bar we did see you, your vibe we dig mmmmm

[agentromanoffsir]

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

[officialbabayaga]

toured mark twain’s house today and it was really cool and fun and i think we should keep painting geometric designs with metallic paint on walls to reflect more light

[officialbabayaga]

i’m also completely obsessed with the metallic gold Candace Wheeler bee wallpaper that was in one of the rooms. the bees & leaves were on the walls and the webs were on the ceiling

[bourneblack-deactivated20240910]

i’d rather have rainbow capitalism then living in constant fear of discovery. the woman in the pride flag disney t-shirt might be missing the nuance, but at least i know i can be myself. a street full of rainbow flags makes me more comfortable holding a mans hand. look. corporations aren’t your friend. they will sell to whoever will buy. but kids seeing gay everything every year is only ever a good thing, and a massive improvement in history

[balaclava-trismegistus]

If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out

[garbage-empress]

This is like the best admission I've ever heard that prison sentences are about fucked up torture rather than keeping dangerous people out of society.

[oldnewsisgoodnews]

There's literally an entire Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode about how effed up this concept is.

[worlddominationofcourse]

[dogposts]

my dog was sleeping backstage and wandered out during the encore to sing with the band (via)

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[phantomrose96]

Babygirl I go through spoons faster than you can even imagine

[phantomrose96]

Everyone tagging this "I thought this was about spoon theory": that works too. Here, you can have this post. It's yours now. If you need me I'll be emptying my ungodly overfilled cutlery bin from the dishwasher.

[afeelgoodblog]

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

[pea-gravel]

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

[durnesque-esque]

Article here | Organization here

[unpretty]

#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[secretkittendetective]

Excuse me while I crack up because Lidl has now jumped onto Swedengate and created ads that says "Stroganoff for everyone. Even for the friend in your room".

[Rough Translation: Did you also have to wait in your friends room while they had dinner with their family? At ours, the money will last so everyone can join. That is Lidl]

[sprachgefuehle]

Me, a German: Oh a Lidl Sweden ad

Lidl Sweden:

Me, a German:

[weirdsimsinhistory]

I think one of my Sims is just trippin' in the middle of a hang out session!!

[cheekywithcullen]

[weirdsimsinhistory]

PERFECT

[baejax-the-great]

Seven years after Trespasser, Bioware has boldly revealed that DA4 will be about Solas

[geekandmisandry]

Sending us on a real egg hunt.

[capricornpropaganda]

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

[witchoil]

@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////

[adhoption]

PvP areas

[thyrell]

hey why the fuck is the map like that

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

alternate timeline where america is run by bees

[avaluablefriend]

[byjove]

I think England should have its Stonehenge privileges revoked. I think we need to put another power in charge of Stonehenge. Nobody asked themselves “Is a sacred Neolithic burial site really the place for tacky holograms of a woman everyone hates?”

[stackableskates]

[nyabbycat]