Sunnysidefluckup

A Girl and Her Dane

[perrfectly]

[bringforththelight]

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[theserpentempress]

one time i was walking behind three boys on my campus and we passed a bed of flowers and one of them goes “what kind of flowers are those?” and another goes “those are mums I think, my mom really likes them and has them in her garden” and the first boy was like “yeah mums! i really like them too they’re so pretty” and i had to work really hard to not say “awwwww” out loud

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

how do i tell my psychiatrist this is the only thing that will ever make me laugh anymore

[tastefullyoffensive]

“You’re probably wondering why I’ve gathered you here tonight…” (via fendix)

[redditfront]

[crazydiamonds]

reach into your local vending machine and you may find A Friend and A Boy

[lagenas]

@lawfulswampy

[ceilingninja]

@frogspears

[meanplastic]

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc they’re one of the few things that bring me genuine joy 

[p-arker]

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

[nightcoremoon]

aliens: [slide nasa $40]

nasa: lmao what aliens

[slitherpunk]

nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

[hashtagloveloses]

not all heroes wear capes

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

link her donation page

[backdoorteenmom]

[prophet-of-tesco]

You guys are fucking insane.

[mr-cappadocia]

Domestic Violence is Funny When it Happens to Men.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

How Progressive!

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I think it was more politically motivated, but yes, if the genders were switched, tumblr would consider this a feminist issue.

[ferrousxenon]

fucking psychopaths

actually disgusting

[babyanimalgifs]

more baby animals here

[7cry-deactivated20190123]

why do people… drink beer… I don’t understand why do u hate yourself that much … it tastes like floor?

[iamaprettylittleliar]

[givemeinternet]

This Is How Koalas Run

[fuck-benedict-cumberbatch]

thank you

[sunnysidefluckup-blog]

Reeeeginald, he used to be nothin'

[inactiveuser-042019-deactivated]

christ is watching

[sunnysidefluckup-blog]

What an epic tale

[herrfivehead]

being in denial about your favorite character dying

[baara]

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is a work of art.

[eziocauthon89]

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

“wHOA W H AT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK”