[joliemutt-deactivated20240109]

[sunshlny]

THAT PARADISE IS IT REACHABLE?! <3

HELP ME.

IT IS REACHABLE. I'M ALIVE.

[suhperjohnny]

According to this great quiz I am 56% dateable, which is a pretty good score if you ask me, I thought I’m gonna get like 4%, so why am I not dating anyone 😔

[pokerset-deactivated20241123]

fuck zodiacs I’ll judge people by their birthday playing card if ur a three of clubs I’m blocking you

[pokerset-deactivated20241123]

just wanna flex

[greensaberluke-deactivated20190]

tag yourself: childhood books edition

[sunshlny]

Dark Wood Cirus Series are Vocaloid’s edgiest songs. Change my mind.

[literallyaflame]

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the struggles of the zillennials 

[kehinki]

to me, a person’s favourite white noise is really interesting fact about them. is it a hot tub, ocean waves, rain, a fan, a shower, a humidifier, highway traffic, a thunderstorm?

[yikes-zodiac]

[theocseason4]

does anyone agree that we do not have enough heart emojis

[lifeschanges]

There are eleven heart emojis why do you need more

[theocseason4]

Because I want more

[senritsu]

hey reply to this with your dipping sauce of choice

[senritsu]

[dykeoutboy-deactivated20180824]

a chart

[scum2000]

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked

[sunshlny]

$99 Paaanasonic Blu-Ray~

[sunshlny]

Okay so today at work one of the registers were down so  we only had one register working (the one I was on) and the receipt printer was currently broken so I would tell customers before I rung them up that ‘’My receipt printer is currently broken so I can’t print any receipts.’’ Which was fine with most of my customers because most of them don’t want a receipt in the first place and the little card reader lets you see what rings up for what price. So I get the guy who’s getting a phone card and tell him about the receipt printer and he’s fine with it.  The phone card he is getting requires him to put in the number that he wants the minutes to go to so that they go straight to his phone instead of it being printed out on a receipt anyways. So he puts in the number and pays for the phone card.

And then he goes ‘’Where is my receipt?’’ And I say ‘’Well sir, I already told you that there is something with the receipt printer.’’ And he goes ‘’Well that is unprofessional! And I need my money back because I have no proof that I paid for the thing and you need to get the manager on the phone!’’ And the thing is, I am the manager!’’ And I tell him I can’t return it at the moment because the machine is down but if he comes back in the morning, he can speak with the other manager and see if he can’t return it then. I never said he couldn’t return it at all, I just couldn’t do it tonight! 

So he goes ‘’Well, I’m gonna call the police and I need my money back! I’m gonna get Birmingham Police down here on you!’’ And eventually, security ended up kicking him out. But like, what was the point in that? It’s not like you didn’t receive the minutes! They went straight to your phone and was already on there and ready to be used! You were upset because of a receipt printer that was broken BEFORE I EVEN CAME TO work? And, I even told you it was broken before I rung you up?

I wanted to laugh and scream at this man at all the same time. What a mess.

[sunshlny]

I think it is time I sleep