fuck I left mine in the jar by the door
it’s ok! I keep extras in my purse

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fuck I left mine in the jar by the door
it’s ok! I keep extras in my purse
To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.
Tumblr users who didn't leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter
this whole situation is very funny
credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!
Hey so JK Rowling went full mask off and is advertising an explicitly terf store now.. Also sure is weird how TERF talking points usually consistently leave trans men out of these conversations and usually always direct their hateful rhetoric toward trans women.
Oh, no. They didn’t leave trans men out of the conversation, take a look at this bad boy!
GROSS WTF I must have missed this one, and I’m sorry for not including this in the original post jfc this is so nasty and hateful
Fuck JK Rowling. What a pathetic person.
Just another reason to not watch the hp series that wb is planning to do
DON’T SUPPORT JK
YIKES ONCE AGAIN. Rowling really be out here somehow managing to lower my opinion of her even further. I didn’t think that was even possible at this point. She gave up using a shovel and has straight up switched to a pickaxe at this point.
She never stop disappointing me
Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
I’m an ant biologist and I’d like to point out that ants also spend a significant percentage of the time doing nothing.
Turns out sometimes the most evolutionary useful thing you can do is chill and not wear yourself to shreds, whether mammal or insect. It helps you deal with emergencies and adapt to change. Plus, you can act as living food storage!
That last part is probably more an ant thing than a human thing, but hey, live your dreams.
it’s also a bear thing, which absolutely explains me
Doing absolutely fuck-all is how antarctic sea sponges live to be over 10,000 years old, so live your best, longest, laziest life.
Remember lions? Fellow apex predators?
Yeah, they spend 16-20 hours of the day laying around, socializing, raising Cubs and napping.
The last 4-8 hours are spent hunting.
Wait wait, they’re not a primate so they don’t count.
How about Orangutans?
Well, they spend 90% of their time awake just hanging out in food-rich areas, eating fruit and leaves, socializing, raising children, and chilling.
Well, they’re not people so it doesn’t-
How about Stone Age people in Europe?
They probably worked 3-5 hours per day, every day. (Though seasonal changes in food scarcity could change that)
Laborers in ancient Egypt worked 8 hours, with an hour break at lunch. They did this for 8 days, then rested 2 days. That sounds familiar. Except… they also had regular time off for festivals and holidays, and only worked for about 18 out of every 50 days.
Artisans in imperial Rome generally worked from 6am to Noon, and then had the rest of the day off… and only worked for half the year, due to all the holidays and festivals they got off.
But that’s too easy, what about a Peasant in medieval England?
6-8 hours per day, with Sundays off, Farm workers put in longer hours at harvest time but worked shorter days in winter when there are fewer hours of daylight. Economist Juliet Schor estimates that in the period following the Plague they worked no more than 150 days a year, due to the long holidays and many festivals.
Ugh, let’s go poorer. 17th century France. Starvation was afoot for the working poor!
During the reign of King Louis XIV, the workers of France had it tough, and hunger for the poorest was a fact of life. The typical working day was as much as 12 hours long, but two hours were set aside midday for lunch and perhaps an afternoon nap. Nevertheless, the Ancient Régime is said to have also guaranteed peasants, labourers and other workers a total of 52 Sundays, 90 rest days and 38 religious holidays off per year, meaning they worked just 185 out of 365 days.
So what changed?
The industrial revolution, baybe~~
New factory owners could work their employees to the bone due to a lack of regulation and abundance of cheap labour.
The typical factory worker in mid 19th-century England toiled away for a soul-destroying 16 hours a day, six days a week, 311 days per year!
THAT nightmare became the standard by which western society began to judge “work-life balance” and anything gentler than the industrial factory’s unfettered brutality is considered “softness”
(So many people died being mangled in those machines. Hair handkerchiefs went into style during American industrialization because working women would otherwise get their hair caught in the machines, and be either scalped or be bodily pulled inside to die…. But that’s a horror for another time)
Americans in 2020 worked an average of 8.5 hours per day on weekdays, plus another 5 hours on weekends.
Taking out federal holidays and weekends, we work 262 days per year. Most of us get 5-9 sick days to take per year. (Yes, a fixed number, no matter how sick you really are), and usually either no paid vacation, or 7-15 days paid vacation, depending on seniority and the company. Unpaid vacation doesn’t have a max, but taking it often risks you getting fired.
Even comparing against the poorest laborers in ancient history the current working structure for humans is, frankly, inhumane.
We are mammals. Let us rest. Let us celebrate holidays and attend festivals. Let us attend to our homes and families.
Even the ultra wealthy folks who got their heads chopped off gave us more time off than this!!!
Someone in the comments said something like “humans are instinctively industrious and productive, as social creatures!”
Buddy, that’s a lie fed to you by capitalism.
In our default state, we attend to our families yes, but we also party like hell, lounge around, and make fantastic works of art just to be proud of ourselves. We made beautiful things for the joy of creating them.
Stone Age humans may have spent a couple hours hunting and gathering, but DEFINITELY spent loads of time painting every available surface. Time and weather washed most of it away, but some places like Arizona and Colorado still preserve a few of the endless murals made by ancient hands.
Evidence shows that the ancient world was COVERED in paintings and etchings - just saturated with images of birds and beasts and humans, sunsets and cool weather. We invented mythologies and painted about them. We did something impressive, and painted about it. We taught our children how to paint and lifted them into our shoulders so they could mark the ceiling.
In our most base state, humans will work enough to survive, but our instincts demand we use all other time to create art. We want to communicate. To make connections.
“Working” or “being productive” is not on that list.
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Hrngh, Hollow Knight meme
Based on this^
Me: *getting ready to throw out an empty jar*
Goblin brain: “No!!! *Keep*.”
Me: “What?”
Goblin brain: “kEeP tHe JaR.”
Me: “…what for?”
Goblin brain: “mmmmmmmfff… its purpose… shall be revealed to us… IN TIME!”
Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.
“We stuffed this pumpkin full of live goats for the T. rex watch him try to get them out with his little fingers.”
“Turns out the raptors are cage breakers, so we’ve gotten them a series of door handles to manipulate. Little guys just love it.”
"The Rexes are incredibly affectionate pack animals, so we were careful to breed multiples. Be sure to come during spring time to watch them go broody over anything even vaguely egg-shaped." "We put the Raptors through target training and now if they are bored, hungry, or just want a scratch under the chin they go to spot near the bars and ring a little bell for attention." "Imprinting after hatching was so common that we now have keepers under contract to care for the animals well into adulthood to prevent them from pining." "The Gallimimus turned out to be just giant Canada Geese, and so fear nothing. Their keeper regularly has to stop them from trying to attack fences, guests, feeding buckets, and the now traumatised pack of Ceratosaurs in the next paddock."
"We also fired Dr. Henry Wu."
I have questions for OP either about how big they think a pumpkin is or about how small they think goats are.
In a fictional genetic theme park, we play by Roger Rabbit rules. They’re however large they need to be to make my joke work.
I respect that. Question withdrawn.
WAIT! It’s been ME spending MY money?
The Slytherin second color is silver, because royalty would use pure silverware to eat, if anything was poisoned the silver would tarnish Black before they could eat it. Most royals would sneak their own silverware when eating to make sure it truly is silver.
Gryffindor second is gold, because even the best of people cannot help but glorify bravery. Bravery is what has caused so many to win against all odds. Winning usually means rewards which can be traded for a high price, usually gold.
Ravenclaw second is Bronze, because even those who are lower class can outsmart a higher class, with their wits alone. It doesn't matter if they've lived in any specific way, they make every bronze earning count.
Hufflepuff is not black, like everyone says it is. It is burned Iron. It is permanent change that can never be undone, like their determination. A perfect symmetry to their loyalty. because standing as their loyalty, it takes more then most, if any, are willing to put in to break it. Once you have it, unless you do something Really fucked up, you have it for life.
And honestly, I don't see why I'm the only one that sees this.
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#woah loving the blasphemous vibes from thos hats
hey pun what the FUCK does that mean
Blasphemous vibes
Pun I thought you mean blasphemous in the biblical sense and nearly flipped my goddamn lid trying to decipher what about gnome hats was an affront against god
Gnomes are, themselves, an affront against god
has anyone suggested that rich people keep writing shitty articles about millennials because the only millennials they know are their rich shitty children
Ngl I met a rich millenial once and so much clicked into place.
This guy literally inherited millions of dollars of property, but considered himself a self-made man because he also worked a job that was practically a hobby, completely unnecessary for him.
He also complained that “our generation is so entitled” - because all of his stinking rich friends just got cushy jobs at their parents’ companies. He seriously had no fucking idea that this was a thing exclusive to the rich.
So yeah, I definitely think this is 100% true. Explains the bizarre counterclaims, too, where some millenial acts like all Boomers are wealthy power brokers and no poor Boomers could possibly exist - again, it’s the filthy rich complaining about their own parents. The reason all their millenials vs boomers bullshit is so fucking out of touch with reality is that it’s all rooted in the capitalist class bickering about each other from their own incredibly insular, clueless perspective.
already knew landlords were bastards but reading that landlord tell fuck knows how many people to sell their cars, spend all their retirement savings, borrow from friends and family, and pay their rent before they fucking FEED THEMSELVES because “it’s more important to have a roof over your head than buy groceries” and “your money goes to pay my mortgage” really hit differently this time ……im pretty sure the guillotine jokes are 99% jokes but bro if you’re going to extort money from people who cant work without risking them and their children’s lives and threaten them and their families with homelessness during a worldwide pandemic? you honestly can fuck around and find out
So I can only find shit about this guy on tumblr (if you find out its misinformation please lmk), and apparently the guy who posted it apologized and quit when his business partner confronted him, but this is what I’m referring to:
hey landlord buddy that sucks btw where’s that (1) of the places of living you own that you actually use, which I’m also supposed to starve and risk my life and the lives of my family to pay for, while you sit on your ass and throw my neighbors on the streets to almost certainly catch and spread COVID-19 and die+cause untold other deaths? Thoughts of peace and courage for you too asshole turn on your fucking location
well sometimes life just isn’t fucking fair to the idle rich who get their livelihood for contributing nothing to the economy and controlling a basic human right, is it
It really shouldn’t be illegal to kill your landlord.
#RentStrike
Also be sure to reach out to your local tenants union to organize the strike, doing it by yourself is incredibly difficult. If you’re in LA like me, go here https://latenantsunion.org/en/, if not look up your city + tenants union, or the largest city near you + tenants union. If that fails, reach out to a tenants union that you can get into contact with and have them send you advice. Good luck and happy organizing :)