hoes cant keep off this dick

jet fuel cant melt steel beams

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[dogpuppy]

[argumate]

“I’m looking for a friend, and, maybe… more?”

“two friends?!”

[argumate]

"you looking for a friend?" she leans in, "or perhaps... more?" your eyes widen; two friends?!

are you shitting me did I make the exact same post twice in the same year

[slythernim]

are you looking to make a post? or perhaps... more?

[toastedpotatoes]

two posts?!

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[jame7t]

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

[demilypyro]

the FN P90

[jame7t]

oh fuck yum the FN P90

[cryptotheism]

Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab

[benk625-blog]

Hold on, I gotta look something up.

[benk625-blog]

Yeah, this is funny.

[jame7t]

sorry did you have to google crabs

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[nuisett3]

[just-out-of-range]

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[sinick]

ONE MILLION NOTES, LET’S GOOOOOO!!!

[rosenkranz-does-things]

x files studies but this time I tired to achieve that VHS feeling. I very vaguely remember watching some episodes as a kid, and I think this is as close as I've ever got to recreating that memory of a small, grainy tv in a dark room

[beardedmrbean]

[tonyzaret]

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[splendidland]

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

[slowspinningredemption]

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[splendidland]

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.