[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[zordonmlw7]

Warrior: You're ugly, you're disgusting, no one loves you, drop dead, give me $2000 😡

Devotee: I can play music

Warrior:

[effira]

just finished chants of sennaar. here's my review.

[superducky800]

also i’ve been listening to the cat from impanema on repeat for an unknown amount of time

[superducky800]

sometimes i really wonder about my fellow fans of tadc because what do you mean you ship jax with a character that hasn’t even been officially introduced that we have virtually no lore on????

[superducky800]

i want audible (or anyone) to make an audiobook version of harry potter but with rainn wilson narrating the whole series in the voice of dwight schrute like in season 4 episode 7 of the office

[burnt-breadtoast]

Beach day!

[spadelynnne]

Wet cat 🫵

[goatsandgangsters]

an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc

and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean

and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere

horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.

and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader

I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight

language is amazing

[glitteringpoet1685]

Me, after finishing Gideon the Ninth: "wow that was so good, I can't wait to start Harrow the Ninth :)"

Harrow the Ninth:

[asha-mage]

I can't believe no one ever told me that the Locked Tomb is about Tamsyn Muir working through her grief from Pluto being de-canonized as a planet.

[superducky800]

god is a man named john and he’s kind of a little bitch

[mehamang]

imagine you have three dads. one is your biological father. one is your uncle. one is a 500 year old spirit that resides in your head whom you call Nightmare. now guess which one's the least bad

[superducky800]

i’m gonna have to read a LOT of fluffy shit after this one

[superducky800]

sometimes when i read gory or scary scenes in books i wonder how i would handle the situation if i were in the characters shoes as if i dont gag when the toilet seat is warm from someone using it before me

[superducky800]

my obsession with necromancy magic has only been made more outrageous by reading gideon the ninth

[coffe3witch]

Me reading Girl Serpent Thorn at the part where soraya and parvaneh kiss