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random as fuck but i love ur writing so much

thank u this made me decide to continue this blog (if i ever get any ideas)

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“don’t puke yet, lemme get a better angle!”

“kiss it better? fuck off, knoxville.”

the dickhouse chick

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please do some headcanons for knox and the crew member oc from your recent post!

sorry its so late xx

it’s .. complex because

on one hand, johnny knoxville is a giant asshole and does everything he can to mean flirt with her the way kids do where he’s just messing with her

on the other hand, he’s a sweetheart and likes her smile so he wants to do things to see it

its a healthy mix ! theyre also hella close to begin with because theyre half of dickhouse

he knows her family and her friends and obv everyone sees it (how much they like each other) but he

or maybe she does see it but loves her life the way it is and doesnt wanna ruin a friendship

so its kind of knox making moves and her being a brick wall but who doesnt like a challenge?

he’s probably drunkenly confessed his love to her on multiple occasions

speaking of drunk! whenever she gets drunk, he makes sure he’s (mostly) sober

he’s hovery! all the time tbh, he tends to hover around her, trying to get her attention, trying to get her to watch the stupid shit he does

it’s a victory whenever she cracks a smile

i imagine a big ol height difference between them

i also imagine them unintentionally matching their converse or dickies or shit like that

he’s a total gentleman, pays for her, offers his jacket, holds the door.. shit that makes EVERYONE roll their eyes LOL

jeff and spike are sick of them, especially jeff

“i’ll pay you to take him on a date and shut him up”

“shut up, tremaine”

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can you please do my headcanons for the cky girl!?

yes! super late tho whoops 🫣 i’m out of practice so these might suck !

-> her breath always smells like smoke and mint gum. either cig smoke or weed smoke and then the sharpest minty shit and it still cant cover up the smoke smell. its yucky

-> somehow, she’s never been in a fight. i mean shes kinda a wuss……..and do you think shed be able to fight someone without the guys jumping in too?

-> appearances from her in anything pre-viva la bam was like a rare fun thing cuz like she was always there! however she avoided the camera like the plague

-> as far as jackass goes, she can be shy .. so shes an easy target for getting fucked with, especially with bam as the ringleader

-> bams not as bad to her as he is to like novak for instance, but he could be pretty horrible LOL cuz he views her as a legitimate sister

-> dunn also loves messing with her but he has an actual heart so he’s generally nicer. hes a big softie and cares abt her somewhat LOL

-> knoxville LOVES her and is all gentlemanly but WILL join in if they decide to shave part of her head when shes sleeping

-> her big jackass debut was the golf carts in the first movie

-> (she only got to drive once because she totaled the cart she was driving smh)

-> she only appears in the west chester bits. she’s a homebody

-> she’s the worst best skater because she’s great, she could go pro, she just falls a LOT

-> hates getting recognized in public so she doesnt like going out with bam and them—but when she did go, she went HARD

-> shes like girl darf, which was REALLY interesting when she met darf

-> bam thinks its funny so he tries to get her to party with them often. it is .. an unpopular opinion

-> has to smoke like thirty bowls a day to actually feel something LMAO

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so glad you’re back!! hope everything’s okay 🤍🤍

ahh tysm <3 gonna write summ tonight (dunno what but it’ll be there)

i have a few things im in the process of finishing but i have hella writers block so someone needs to send me ideas asap as possible pls n thanks i desperately need to get out of my writing funk

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do your jackass/cky/dickhouse girls coexist? and if they do, what's the dynamics between them?

HI sorry this is so late im bad at maintaining shit + life is rough lol

but yeah they do! not all of them tho—dickhouse girl nd main cast member are independent in their own lil universes (as of rn .. i have a few more ocs i havent posted ab that might chill w/ them) but dunn’s sister + cky girl coexist!!

their relationship is very much golden retriever x strange untrained mutt

dunn’s sister knew all the guys + cky gal growing up ofc but during those teen years she wasnt as present with them as she is in adulthood

she just had her own friends outside of them. she only decided she liked hanging w/ them AFTER high school, espec cuz she was a lil younger than bam & co

she always saw them tho & picked up lil things from ryan cuz she adores him so certain mannerisms we’re just collateral

then she kinda (easily) assimilated into the actual group nd instantly knew cky girl was meant to be her best friend

now our cky girl lowkey had a crush on her LMAO

even tho theyre VERY different nd lady dunn was oblivious af. it lasted for a good year or two nd ended some months after she got closer with their group

but circa jackass eras, theyre finally besties

we got cky gal wearing lady dunn’s lil bracelets nd always having an extra hair tie for her

meanwhile dunn always makes sure she has food for her & leaves notes/reminders for her all the time

and tbh theyre useless but cky girlie saves every single one nd reads them when shes down

they share clothes too! like usually its just stuff like i said that she’ll be wearing dunns bracelets but at sleepovers she’ll take her clothes too or accidentally swap something and then forget it wasnt theirs to begin with

speaking of, lots of sleepovers! theyre always at dunns apartment because tbh we dont know if cky girl even has a permanent residence

so dunn used to always try nd convince her to move in her spare room. she gave up when she realized 1.) no use cuz she wont and 2.) if she did, shed probably let bam and them in when she wasnt home soooo yeah no

they have so much fun getting high together. its either super chill nd cky gal is jamming on her bass while dunn just vibes or theyre silly af

dunn is the best wingwoman ever but also ppl confuse the two of them as a couple a LOT

cuz theyre too close nd dunn is a touchy clingy person and even tho cky girl isnt, she is completely desensitized to dunn hanging on her arm or being up in her face because thats just how she is

but they dont gaf nd roll with it when someone thinks that. usually they laugh so much that ppl realize their mistake

and whenever she remembers dunn simps over knoxville she wants to gag

but finding out dunn used to have a thing for bam? oh she LAUGHEDDDD and didnt stop .. ever tbh

theyre just the cutest gfs besties ever nd i’ll probably post more about them in the future mayb even a moodboard

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all of your oc’s are so real and with dickhouse chick i was blown away felt immediate connection (also why do i feel like she’d end up with spike) but cky!sis is also just so perfect and characterization omg i love love love your writing!

i needed this cuz am having kinda a rough time rn thank u so much this means more than youll ever know

in the early days of dickhouse girl i imagined her looking like sophia coppola mayb that’s why you get the spike vibe LMAO but no unfortunately she cannot be with spike cuz while hes a dreamboat she is intrinsically attracted to extreme chaos and spike would be too chill for her (nd ik hes wild af i know that but our girl needs Very wild .. worth mentioning tho that steve is TOO insane tho .. thats her limit)

nd im glad you like cky sis!! i just think dunn having a sunshiney sister who is also batshit is such a good concept.. the fact that u compliment my characterization is amazing thank you cuz i feel like its Bad.. im so happy u can connect with and love them tho it literally makes my heart soar im so grateful tysm for this

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another jackass girl from my brain (part one here)

sister of a cast member :

-> dunn’s lil sister! doesnt look too much like him & theyre very different but u can def tell theyre related when youre around them for a while. doesnt skate and wasnt too involved in cky stuff but after a few appearances on jackass & vlb she became apart of the crew more. ryan isnt that protective but gets that way over shit like her smoking. shes idolized her brother since she was little. super sweet and bubbly so she seems like the golden child. (shes not). ((shes a menace)). clingy asf + loves hugs. has lots of girl friends. picked up mannerisms from the dudes. manspreads worse than any man. amazing cook. scared of bugs. lowkey irresponsible. eggs everyone on. had a crush on bam as a teen and has been teased about it ever since. says dico is her favorite. plays with her hair. talks fast. cant wink. has great reactions. cracks her knuckles and every other thing that is possible to crack. optimistic asf. down HORRENDOUS for knoxville. seems like the girl next door until she opens her mouth. loves everyone and is loved by everyone. has a loud voice. laughs very similarly to ryan. always smiling. uses her pretty privilege shamelessly. super genuine person. will both be a huge asshole and call out people for being huge assholes. wears cute lil bracelets every day. can actually be MAD annoying but she knows it and is endearing enough that ppl let it slide. will sometimes nag the cky crew out of care but also from the sisterly urge to annoy them. she refuses to do pranks—gets second hand embarrassment & cringes whenever anyone does them. doesnt like when the guys come to her place because they (bam) try to fuck her shit up. gets hot really easily. shes everyones biggest fan. does SOME stunts but is picky with them because she doesnt want to get hurt to the point of tears (theyd never let her forget it). doesnt cuss that much. talks her way out of tickets. loves reality tv. is THE golden retriever girlfriend

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i think johnny for the dunn’s sister oc!

maybe pontius but prob not another cky guy

imma post about her soon but i agree that its gotta be knox. like .. its gotta be. for many reasons but also because do you think dunn would approve of anyone else?? probably not even tho i don’t necessarily see him being overprotective or anything especially because she can handle herself but would you approve of them for your baby sister?? probably not

def not any of the cky dudes though .. cuz like .. gross. they’re like .. weird uncle cousins. she might have had a crush on bam when she was a teenager but it is her greatest source of shame.

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anytime I read your jackass girl oc (or any other one where the character isn’t girly) it immediately makes me think of tank girl. jackass girl would be just like tank girl! tank girl with the humor of deadpool 😮

— I love your oc’s and mood boards so much btw, seriously the best ones I’ve seen!!!!

ngl this is my fav thing ever im so honored to have been told this .. i love tank girl. lik cant lie, dont know MUCH about tank girl im a very casual fan and its mostly because i love jamie hewlett but yeah tank girl has def been a creative inspiration for me in many aspects, espec the jackass girls!!

this makes me so happy i appreciate it and ily .. and thank you extra for saying such nice things feedback is EVERYTHING to me and it’s most of what gives me motivation to put any content out so this has really boosted me. tysm again and ily 🫶

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not an ask but i wanted to lyk i absolutely adore your writing ❤️ literally get so excited when i see new posts from u in my notifs

tysm <3 my week has been insanely busy but imma get more stuff out & reqs this weekend <3 might drop a lil summ tonight tho!

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so uhhh if i had an oc that was dunn’s lil sister .. who do we envision dunn’s little sister with . any of the guys are fair game but that is my problem cuz i cant decide which would be perfect and who would dunn approve of while also being so pissed about it

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stinkabutt im on my hands and knees begging for somemore dickhouse chick content (if you want to<3)

yes i always want to i love getting asks nd reqs !! its like christmas nd i love dickhouse chick i have so many thoughts about her ! im horrible i promise i will think of actual headcanon things soon idk if these random things i do are okay or if y’all like them but im bad at thinking of specific scenarios/prompts so i am very open to reqs for that <3

i’ve said this before, but she goes by her last name almost exclusively. so much so that dave actually forgot her real name for a while

to casual fans she is the jackass girl .. but she prefers dickhouse chick

ik all my jackass girls are a mess, but she’s a mess in a different way. the mess that looks put together and has a nice, clean apartment but is one of those ppl who neglects herself. dry lips and doesn’t use chapstick, sleeps in her contacts, doesn’t brush her hair .. but she showers religiously and smells good

also shes that bitch to forget to eat :/ and when she does she’s picky .. loves soup tho. any kind. mostly she lives on caffeine and vodka

she’s fun and fits in but she is SO serious when it comes to work. as serious she can be working on jackass and big brother, anyway. when she’s focused writing or trying to get good footage, she does NOT want to be bothered

aside from that though, she’s surprisingly patient when everyone messes with her. especially because she can give it back even worse

she’s lowkey bossy LMAO

practically tremaine’s little sister. not in a sweet way, though. he will make her life hell if the mood strikes him. they’re just on the same wavelength and equally horrible. she’s better than him at persuading people to do stunts, though. and she’s smug about it.

not only one of the dickhouse founders, but a jackass founder. it would not be what it is without her because she is almost more horrible than the guys—but always has the solutions and irons out the kinks

skates casually but is more into the bmx stuff.

was always into photography, even when she was younger, but she was also always Herself so she didn’t focus on pretty things to photograph and just captured gnarly shit

but she WILL take photos of the guys. never posed or anything, always candids. she takes photos during filming and stuff ofc, but she has a stash of happy smiley photos of everyone because she cherishes them.

always says she’s too busy to have a pet and can’t even keep fish alive but she took in a stray cat who’s honestly kinda really mean but she always put out food for him and eventually he just walked into her apartment and refused to leave. he is her baby. she takes care of him more than she takes care of herself.

she ensures that all bits that could include costumes have costumes. she loves a good costume

in my brain, she has these giant hazel doe eyes that can melt people and by people i mostly mean mr pj clapp but he would never say that out loud (pontius, tremaine, dave, and preston totally see it tho)

not close to her family, they don’t really like what she’s doing with her life .. she doesn’t really give a shit, though.

thinks everyone is too hard on ehren and always sticks up for him. he might be a lil in love with her but she’s oblivious and thinks of him as a brother. poor guy

she’s kinda shy with new people tbh. it takes a lil bit to adjust to them—especially bam. she doesn’t like how he treats people and it took her a while to acknowledge that he can be alright sometimes

stephanie is her bestie. they’re like sisters <3

she had the idea for the valentine bit and it’s her favorite one

the best gift giver ever

loves the pacific northwest and lowkey wants to move there .. the downside is she would live in the same area as dave england

she once got very very drunk and cried because of how much she loves them all. she never heard the end of it. she also kissed steve that night. she REALLY never heard the end of that.

but usually when she’s drunk she’s just really chatty and fun and will try to do stunts .. a few of them were used in the show and movies.

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“nobody’s wilder than the wildboyz—bullshit.”

wildgirlz do it better!!

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omgg im so obsessed with your jackass oc’s. i dont have a specific headcanon request but could you write more about a main cast girl?

yesssss yes !! & thank u sm that means the world <3 i have many more ideas and am gonna post actual headcanons and stuff but for now take this very random and very specific shit

her nickname is pissbaby. i have said it before but i must say it again so everyone is aware. she got it growing up and tbh there isn’t a real reason for it other than the fact that she has pissed herself a few times

went to the met gala with knox (was def invited before he was tho)

braids pontius’ hair a lot. does his hair in general. she’s good with hair styling nd even cuts her own

was the one to receive the off road tattoo

is always paired with knox (and tremaine sometimes) for press shit

has a lot of modeling/movie offers but tbh she just wants to skate and do stunts and travel and hang out with her guys

ik i said she cant cook but i changed my mind. cooking is lowkey her love language. she’s a vegetarian but doesn’t mind cooking meat if someone wants it. a long day filming? invites everyone over and cooks for them.

doesnt cook for herself tho. the queen of struggle meals. buys a lot of cereal

also always let’s ppl crash at her place. pontius is there a lot cuz the whole living in his van situation. he and steve were in her (iconic) cribz ep

present for most of the wildboyz trips even if she didn’t appear in the episode. she loves animals and traveling and learning about other cultures so it was like heaven for her

CRAZY stupid .. like, almost as bad as knoxville. she somehow was able to get in the bullpen and it scared the shit out of everyone (especially steve o)

honestly she doesn’t like fucking with animals and doesn’t wanna do anything to hurt them. she feels bad for certain things they do and regrets stressing them out

and she can be really sweet, but with animals? she is practically a different person. she turns into such a softie

has a few doggies. all rescues and with disabilities because she gets sad when people don’t want them

probably closest to the wildboyz, especially pontius. but knox too, and dunn <3

super fond of preston too. he’s so sweet and she can’t help but adore him

ppl swear either chris or pj is her soulmate (myself included nd i cant decide who pls help me)

always down for skate sessions

is sponsored by powell peralta (and is kinda at war with bam because he thinks his element sponsorship is better)

very fashionable. an it girl. (again, i picture her as devon aoki)

super scrappy and will fight a grown man

she knows how to fall because she’s a skater but she also has gotten some GNARLY injuries. usually to her head. always has bruises

knows first aid and she isn’t a medic obv but she has been SUPER helpful in certain situations

literally unable to drive, and yet, she drove for part of the gumball rally .. she managed to genuinely scare the guys. she doesn’t have her license for a reason.

one of those ppl who genuinely does not need deodorant but unfortunately the smell of jackass clings to her

has a lot of girl friends. she is a girl supremacist. we don’t blame her.

she can be really mean sometimes but most of it is on accident. she just doesn’t have a filter. the guys don’t really care tho, she fits in

ska music enthusiast. and a deadhead

so she doesn’t puke and doesn’t get grossed out HOWEVER she refuses to take part in that yucky shit. hell no. that’s what crosses the line.

once the guys collected a cup of their mixed sweat and poured it on her and she has never been so mad. like, she gets mad, she has a temper, but she lost her shit in a way that she never has before. made them turn off the camera. knoxville was the one to pour it—no one else was brave enough. tremaine was even on the fence about it. she ended up breaking knox’s nose. he was a good sport about it. they didn’t fuck with her in that way ever again

she can be kinda mean but it’s usually on accident cuz she has no filter. but for the most part the guys don’t give a fuck and it’s funny

interviewers and paps can be really really rude and sexist and the guys can’t help but get pissed and say stuff because they love her. BUT they also know that no one is better at defending her than she is. don’t fuck with her. ever. she will practically end someone’s career. she does not give a shit

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for the 2 ppl who sent asks ab my ocs .. ily the most and i will post them soon i had run out of my adhd meds for the last week but we back on them today so i can get stuff done

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that cky girl

“do you ever get tired of eating shit?”

“do you ever get tired of being a bitch?”