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Kiana Khansmith
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
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@supernatastic101
Where you can find me!
Since I can't add more than one link to my description I figured I would add them all here!
My ao3 and my ongoing fic!
Main blog (Supernatural)
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Jensen in the Destiel conversation in 2026.
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He’s a mess 😂
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Heard we were talking about giggly hollanov sex and I would like to submit for the panel:
Neither Shane nor Ilya have really ever experienced sex as play before? Maybe Ilya has a little with Sveta, but otherwise that’s not usually something that happens with a one-night stand. Besides, Ilya has a reputation to uphold; the kind of play he would have engaged in with relative strangers is very different than the stuff he feels comfortable doing with Shane.
So it’s kind of a revelation, when they stumble into sex as play. And that kind of sex can be more or less intense, but it’s always fun… and kind of dumb? It’s not all roleplaying and play wrestling; a lot of the time it’s stupid fucking jokes? Just riffing off one another until they’re trying to kiss through their laughter and their rhythm almost falls apart. Ilya is losing it so bad one time he slips out, pressing his dopey fucking smiling face to Shane’s neck as Shane squirms through his own laughter, trying to, “Ilya, oh my god, get back in—Ilya—”
A few other particularly memorable moments include:
When Ilya, years later, is shown the SNL sketch “Dick in a Box” and decides to try it. The box is wrapped very badly. He’s mostly soft and playing keep away as Shane tries to grab the box to open it, trying not to laugh as he explains, “no no, Shane just open it. You’ll like it, I promise. I have to hold it like this.” When Shane “just opens it” it’s to Ilya singing, off-key and badly through his giggles “is my dick in a boxxxxx.” Shane taking +20 damage as he is suddenly hurled back to 2006 when fucking everyone was talking about that stupid video but Ilya is so fucking pleased with himself Shane can’t help grin. “You’re such a fucking loser.” And tackles him to the couch.
Another time, both drunk at the cottage, Shane and Ilya are talking about what superhero they’d be. The specifics don’t matter, but it does turn into a competition of who can put together the best superhero outfit out of shit in the house. They have five minutes. Ilya’s is good (underwear pulled up into a thong, garish designer shirt tied into a bikini top, blanket cape, bucket helmet, wielding the toilet brush from the guest bath that has never seen any use) but Shane’s is better: his tiny slutty workout shorts, white socks, pink kitchen gloves with a dish towel cape (“I’m not gonna get choked or sucked into a jet engine, are you fucking crazy”), Ilya’s biggest, most obnoxious sunglasses, his hair stuck up in a shitty fauxhawk with Ilya’s mousse. Ilya needs to fuck him immediately.
Please add your own submissions!!
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Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
I’m thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way
I’m dead serious when I say my favorite salmon dean moment is when Sam finds that horrible taxidermy animal with the costume on and holds it up for Dean to look at.
Forget dying in your brother's arms or whatever THIS is peak siblingism.
IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE
examples:
And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:
Corsi is not real
John William Waterhouse official site
John William Waterhouse wikipedia
Your fighting your insurance company because they say what happened wasn’t an act of god, and is therefore not their problem. All of a sudden a booming voice says “Sorry, that was totally me. My bad.”
“You mean to tell me, after a worker died; instead of hiring someone new … you summoned the previous worker from the afterlife?” “Yes.”
I relate this to a… WORRYING degree.
As a seasoned old summoner, you wake up in a daze as a puff of smoke is dissipating around you. You are in someone else's house. A young woman with an embarrassed expression is pointing a wand at you. "Oh my god I'm so sorry. I must have had the wrong number."
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr
the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound
Wei Wuxian's Guide on How to Fuck Without Feelings (Failed)
Today is the day!! My fic for the @mdzsbigbang has finally gone live!!
You can check out the fic HERE!
My wonderful artist @feistybun created the most amazing art for this fic! Check check it out on twitter (X) or bluesky (BSKY)!!!!
Thank you to my awesome beta @eclipse888 for being so patient with me and going thru so much at the last minute!
Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-con Pairing: Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian Summary: Wei Wuxian laments about not having a job where he can pick his own hours and be his own boss. Wen Ning jokingly suggests Wei Wuxian should try porn. Wei Wuxian takes him completely seriously.
I had so much fun working on this all year! Special thanks to the bang mods for being so wonderful during this entire process. You guys made being a part of this so worthwhile.
since it’s midnight here already, happy november 5th, can’t believe it’s already been 5 years
