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unreliable narrator | they/them | 27

[satanfemme]

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[dogpuppy]

Friday morning

[raylangivins]

[tockthewatchdog]

[virtualgirladvance]

youre not gonna fucjing believe this

[the-phant0m-cat]

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[shadowthian]

when they What

[memorydatas]

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

[justsomeguycore]

the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet

[crazy-brazilian]

[f85o-deactivated20230618]

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[achillieus]

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[fuyupersimmons]

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles