Super Sentai Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect quotes for Japan's Super Sentai Series Submissions: Open No, we are not a Power Rangers blog

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Racules: Lady Justice came to me in a dream.

Kaguragi: Lady Justice, eh?

Racules: She was wearing her robes.

Kaguragi: Ah... so a boring dream.

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Somethingn I wish had occurred in the baby episode of King-Ohger

Jeramie: coughs Yanma: I think Jeramie has corona! Jeramie: No I don't, he got it! Yanma: Then I got it from you. Jeramie: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE AN STD! Yanma: Test was negative Jeramie: He lying! Yanma: Am not! Jeramie: webs Yanma Yama: Ew! tackles him to the ground and the two start fighting

Racules: Y'all better stop. Look if I gotta get my belt, it's gonna be an issue. You hear me [Racules gets hit in the face when Yanma tries to suplex Jeramie] Ah hell no. So who wants the ass-whooping first, huh?!

Yanma: Let me whoop his ass for you!

Jeramie: Well do it then hoe.

Yanma, tackling him. I'M NOT A HOE! BITCH!

[Racules pulls him off of Jeramie, pulling them both by their shirts]

Racules: Hey! That is enough! Go to your room, pick out a belt, and don't say shit!

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Gira: I’ve only known Jeramie for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him, I will kill everyone in this country and then myself

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Taro: Don’t tell me. There’s another Hitsouki coming.

Haruka: Yep.

Taro: It’s Tsuyoshi again?

Haruka: Most likely.

Taro: Bring it on.

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Gira: Rita, what do you have there?

Rita carrying a giant Moffun: A smoothie.

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Racules: sneezes

Kaguragi: Hey! Racules sneezes like a girl!

Racules: And how about I pound you like a boy!

Kaguragi: …

Racules: That didn’t come out right.

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Rita: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Rita: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh.

LOL!

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Yanma, in a fight: Are you ready for round 2?

Kaguragi: Are you ready to be a goblin?

Yanma: Everyday! I mean c'mon, I'm a hacker, I have to be a little bit of a goblin—

Kaguragi: Goblin on these nuts!

Yanma: … GOD—

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Jeramie: I think Gira is upset with me?

Himeno: How do you know?

Jeramie: Because when I asked for a glass of water, he gave me a glass full of ice and said wait.

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Jeramie, letting Gira beat him at arm wrestling: Aw, darn it! You won!

Rita, slamming Himeno's hand down at full force: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, HIMENO?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!

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Gira: What time is it? Yanma: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Yanma: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Himeno: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Yanma: It’s 2 am

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Gira: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you Yanma: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Gira: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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[Facing off against Love-Sick Ninja Chupid]

Yousuke: Ah rats! Get it?

Ikkou: For the fourteenth time, YES!

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Mikoto: One day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.

Ranru: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

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Yanma, to his teammates: Guys, guys. You’re both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable. Like Gira.

Gira: WHAT?!

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Yanma, to his teammates: Guys, guys. You’re both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable. Like Gira.

Gira: WHAT?!