#well, Cas, your future boyfriend is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed #i know Gabe #you know you’ll have to save this idiot from hell in a few years right? #I KNOW GABE SHUT UP

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#well, Cas, your future boyfriend is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed #i know Gabe #you know you’ll have to save this idiot from hell in a few years right? #I KNOW GABE SHUT UP
can you imagine how f***ing relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
I personally avoid talking about anything that happened before 2000 for that very reason…
From beginning to end — perhaps the greatest five years and three months of my entire life.
everyone ends in romance but wade’s big finale was going outside
wade is me
wade is us
DELETE FEELINGS
He actually told the time
me me me me
this is SO me 😂😂 destr0yandcreate
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH AMETHYST HAS MATURED???
AMETHYST FOUND OUT THAT PEARL WAS DOING SOMETHING WRONG, AND WITHOUT GARNET KNOWING.
BEFORE, SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO TATTLE ON PEARL TO GARNET, AND WATCH PEARL GET IN TROUBLE, RIGHT??
BUT WHAT DID SHE DO THIS EPISODE?? SHE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING UNTIL THEY NEEDED TO RETURN TO THE TOWER, WHERE SHE TOLD PEARL THAT PEARL HERSELF WAS THE ONE THAT NEEDED TO TELL GARNET WHAT SHE DID.
AND EVEN WHEN GARNET SCOLDED PEARL, AMETHYST TRIED TO JUMP IN TO DEFEND HER WHEN SHE SAW THAT GARNET WAS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. WHEN GARNET INSISTED THAT THEY FORM SUGILITE, AMETHYST WAS RELUCTANT TO FUSE RATHER THAN EXCITED LIKE SHE WAS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE!!! HUGE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WITHIN A SINGLE EPISODE!!!!!
PROTECT AMETHYST !!!
Is this a TV show about rocks?
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Seriously, the idea that Sherlock values intellectual stimulation above all else is RIDICULOUS. Like. It’s established that Mycroft is even more intelligent than Sherlock is, and Mycroft annoys Sherlock to no end. He’s not inviting Mycroft around for little verbal sparring matches; he actively avoids Mycroft.
And he easily acknowledges Irene’s intelligence, but that doesn’t stop him from ignoring Irene for months. After he breaks into her place to recover the phone the first time, he never seeks out her company again. He ignores her texts, too.
And of course there’s the time Sherlock describes the “most perfect locked room murder of which I am aware” AND in the same breath says that the only feature of interest was John Watson’s involvement. John Watson, “the bravest, kindest, wisest man I’ve ever known.” That’s what Sherlock cares about. Human decency. Kindness. Integrity.
“The Great Race Debate”. Macklemore discussing Racism, White privilege, and Cultural appropriation in new Hot 97 interview. [x]
this is for all you self righteous jackasses on this site so quick to jump on the macklemore witch hunt wagon. His music might be weaker than most every black man’s in the game but you CANNOT put him in the same box as Igloo Australia. The man cares.
macklemore has always acknowledged his white privilege from the beginning of his career to now. he was out protesting for mike brown and eric garner just like the rest of us. in this same interview, he mackled about how he didn’t think same love should be praised as the equality anthem because there were black rappers who rapped about equality before he ever did and didn’t get the recognition he did. his mackling even went so far as to talk about about how he didn’t deserve his grammy because he thought kendrick had a better album. when has a white celebrity not only acknowledged their privilege but also apologize to the black celebrity they unintentionally benefit from?
i like macklemore a lot, and i really hate that this website convinced me he was a bad guy before i knew anything about him.
Reblog this post if you’re comfortable with transgender people using the bathroom that best matches their gender identity.
As long as they flush.
And wash their hands
And goddamn I don’t care who you are just put the toilet seat down when you’re done
i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”
People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut
Dear people learning German
please be aware that the correct way to replace ä, ö, ü, ß is turning them into ae, oe, ue, and ss, not just taking the dots away or typing “B”.
Otherwise you can get things like,
“Das Wetter ist sehr schwül heute.” = “The weather is very hot and humid today.”
“Das Wetter ist sehr schwul heute.” = “The weather is very gay today.”
well I now know how to call the weather gay
So, it’s like in Polish.
“Zrobić łaskę” means “Do mercy to someone”
but
“Zrobić laskę” means “Make a blowjob”.
I cannot think of a case where removing the dots of ä and ö in Finnish would result in something naughty (if you can, please contribute) but the same thing applies, ä and ö are completely different from a and o, and one does not simply remove the dots.
Finnish:
Näin appelsiineja = I saw oranges.
Nain appelsiineja = I fucked oranges.
its even worse in turkish doe cus like
Sık dişini?? Hang in there/Endure
Sik dişini?? Literally just fuck your tooth
that’s it
amazing
Even in Spanish: Feliz año nuevo = happy new year Feliz ano nuevo = happy new butthole
Irish:
Tá mo chroí briste = My heart is broken.
Tá mo chroí bríste = My heart is trousers.
Danish:
Bølle = thug
Bolle = fucking
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a language that uses diacritics must have a minimal pair with and without diacritics that means something rude.
I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair
One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better.
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.