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Just a random human exploring the internet. Just passing through please don't hurt me | 26 | Twitch: Sup_Im_Just_Here

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[greelin]

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[enba-and-luka]

[themagicforest]

Little things that feel like spells:

the sound of wind in trees like they're whispering secrets

old keys with no doors to open

puddles that look like portals if you stare long enough

half-finished poems tucked into coat pockets

dusty attics where forgotten memories nap

candlelight flickering like it’s trying to talk

tea leaves swirling like they’re casting fortunes

cloudy days that turn the world into a watercolor

finding feathers in strange places like a bird witch left them behind

[hotvampireadjacent]

[the-punforgiven]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

the P in HP stands for PISS

[homunculus-argument]

I don't want to get all "hur hur that's not realistic" to amateur writers, but I want to make sure that everyone knows this: in a medieval or medieval-ish setting, someone who's seen an archer before would definitely be able to tell whether someone's an archer just by looking at them.

Archeologists can't tell for sure whether someone was assigned male or female when alive from bone structure, but they can tell whether someone was an archer. Longbow archer, anyway. The way their arms and shoulders were strongly muscled in a very asymmetrical way is pretty much unmistakable, and they were muscled enough that it's visible in their bones. If someone's seen what archers look like, they can tell whether a stranger they've never seen before can shoot a bow or not.

Finding an unarmed and unconscious, soft-bodied and narrow-shouldered stranger in the woods, the first clue that this mf is not a ranged nor melee fighter is not by whether his fingers are calloused in the right places for a bowstring. A medieval bowman was built like a brick shithouse.

[pnglove]

STAINED GLASS LAMPS ♡˚₊⟡‧₊

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[kiwi]

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

[softness-and-shattering]

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

[headspace-hotel]

thats science for ya

[qqchurch]

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[not100bees]

You know I just thought about it and isn't it so fucking weird to shower with music? I was about to get in the shower and was like oh I haven't set up my music and then I thought about it and for most of human history unless you were an actual emperor you couldn't demand music be played while you were bathing. And even then you'd probably be remembered as that crazy degenerate emperor that demanded music be played while you were bathing. "Emperor Sileneas the Opulent was known for his insane demand for a quartet of musicians to be playing every time he bathed. He also would only eat off of plates of silver one time and then the plates would have to be buried in the earth so that nobody could ever use them. He was assassinated by the praetorian guard when he invited them into his bedroom to fuck."

[sourcreammachine]

500ml can of soda is like a canal experience

[sourcreammachine]

drinking a 250ml can of pop: i am enjoying a perfectly portioned drink. how wonderful! i am refreshed

drinking a 500ml can of pop:

[sourcreammachine]

wait that’s meant to say carnal. water navigation infrastructure typo

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[langernameohnebedeutung]

it's so funny to read "and there was just one bed :O" fanfiction set in time periods where sharing a bed was entirely normal. Guys, just be glad it's only the two of you.

[ineptshieldmaid]

Hmm.

Proposition: There’s only the two of us in this bed (which makes it uncomfortably intimate). We’re usually three abed with Snoring Steve the footman between us. We kind of expected to bunk down before the fire or in a hayloft, but our mysteriously gracious host has given us a room, and this bed, and there’s only two of us in this bed.

[wordfather]

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn