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Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

jelloapocalypse

That is flawless

kayforpay

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

kayforpay

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

unclebeanbag

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time.

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine.

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s.

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming.

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charlesoberonn

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

fallen-gravity

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

naryrising

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.) Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

thebestoftumbling

mrlovenstein

Secret Panel HERE!

feedmerightmeow

I walk into the bedroom and I see Kattie being the little spoon. There is no room for me.

relishboi

BREAKING NEWS: Peace Treaty Finally Cast By 3 Warring Kingdoms After Their Rulers Realize They Have Much in Common (They’re All Cute).

tkowl

Is he allowed in too???

relishboi

Update: Continential Peace Achieved After King Dedede Joins The Peace Treaty And Starts The Cute Boy Political Union

sixpenceee

Louder for the people in the back tbh.

life-in-the-freefall

let that sink in

whenyavoguingfem

who is responsible for this chant 😂

pure

when i die i want this to be my eulogy

thablackrecluse-deactivated2020

“I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH. I CAN’T STAND YOU, BITCH. I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH. I CAN’T TAKE YOU, BITCH! I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH. I DON’T SEE YOU, BITCH! I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH. AYE, DON’T COME FOR ME, BITCH. I GOT CRAMPS. I GOT CRAMPS. I GOT CRAMPS. IT’S MY TIME OF THE MONTH, NOW. DON’T FUCK WIT ME… BITCH!”

chessys

what hasnt killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive

mrharristweed

glassbonespaperskin

nikest

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theundergod

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humansofnewyork

“I raised my niece as if she was my own daughter. We were very close, but she fell in with a bad crowd and left my home at a young age. She had six children in six years. But then she got very sick with cancer. Right before she died, she asked me to look after her children. At the time I had no income. I’d been retired for years. But I didn’t hesitate because they were my own blood. So now I have six children at home—the oldest one is eight. All of them call me ‘Papa.’ I really love them. I’ve gone back to driving a taxi because there’s nothing else to do. I’m seventy-five but my eyes are still clear. I can work long hours. I don’t need much sleep because I get my strength from the children. If I get tired, what will happen to them? I also have a lot of help from my wife and siblings. If I get too worn down, the children will take a ‘vacation’ at their auntie’s house. But that never lasts long. Because I miss them too much and want them back.”

(Manila, Philippines)