Neverland

25 I’m not a regular mom I’m a cool mom

[miggylol]

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

[achievement-hunter]

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

[clickholeofficial]

[beardedmrbean]

[thatsbelievable]

[incorrectchoniberonicaswangs]

I need the gay beronica subtext please, it’s for science. The science of entertainment.

[datasoong47]

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[9710144]

[marvelsmostwanted]

Me waking up in the morning: Mm bed soft and comfy

Me refusing to go to bed at a reasonable hour at night: Mm screen bright and funny

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[ginazmemeoir]

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

[preciseprose]

I could spend the next four years attempting to distill my thoughts into a perfect reflection of my current emotional state but it wouldn’t be sufficient to explain how happy—how grossly overjoyed—I am that my country is no longer led by a vile, narcissistic, corrupt, mysoginist, queer-hating, fascist, revolting slag of an excuse for a human being.

[preciseprose]

I’d never thought an inauguration would actually bring me to tears, but here we are. I guess I forgot what it felt like to have hope for the future.

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A lumberjack once told me he’s cut down 27,572 trees.

“How do ya know exactly how many?” I inquired.

“Easy. I keep a log.”

[onelonelystory]

Happy new year

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ishipitlikeups]

This is modern poetry

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[laurbyboom]

a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on