[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[never-tell-me-what-to-do]

I hate your stupid ass world cup. the USA women's team won 4 world cups, and nobody gave a shit. now y'all suddenly care when the men play, and they don't even win yell put so much attention to watch a whole team win by just pretending to fall and cry. someone barely fucking touches them and they fall to the ground screaming. Very typical men's sport, they win by screaming, falling to the floor and sobbing. at least the WWE is scripted the women actually win, and they play to win, you dont see them complaining or faking injuries. the opposite, they hold back tears when they're hurt, because the woman knows that if they actually show they're vulnerable on camera, then the world will say she's exaggerating. It's as if letting herself cry in public while playing a male dominated sport will end in immediate devaluation of you and all female athletes. women have to be 2x as good just to receive 1/10th of the praise meanwhile men:

[punishedagenttorture]

Be better at the game and interesting to watch. Maybe then you'll get some recognition.

[never-tell-me-what-to-do]

i'm sorry, which team has 4 world cups, and which team has 0? the US women's team or the US men's team?

[punishedagenttorture]

Which team do people give a fuck about and tune in to watch, and which team would the layman fail to name any of its players?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[girlnumbers]

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

[mammalidentifier]

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

[lilu-the-almighty]

now you know who you are messing with

[chronivore]

With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?

[darkpaladin]

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

[not100bees]

that is roo

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[knifefightscene]

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[sldghmmr-archive]

you are a disgusting little whore for objectifying and sexualising hardworking athletic men like you do, go to hell

daily affirmations

[fairycosmos]

every time my hair is greasy it’s like you might as well just take me out back and shoot me honestly

[simply-a-dream]

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

[headoverharrington]

how i feel reading smut in the morning like it’s the newspaper

[cuntgirldyke]

The woman of your dreams is an autistic pervert on tumblr.com

[bearwithh]