Ashley Leddy

[gothhabiba]

lesbian culture is staying up way later than is wise so you can talk to a girl

[barnacle-butch]

Truer words have never been spoken

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[mellueminate]

"Oh can I see what stuff you see on Tumblr?"

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[rivkann]

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[wilwheaton]

Honestly? They had me at "Trump dies".

[ashleyleddy]

tag yourself - i’m 13

[vangoghcore]

by saviourmifsud

[everythingfox]

“A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain”

(via)

[alexisthenedd]

Omg they’re all so small and thirsty and they know where to go to get a drink why am i crying

[gay-a-natior]

Cottagecore Stimboard for Anon Want your own? Send me an ask

[fuckyeahyoga]

[girafacong]

i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks

[adamsmasher]

i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[ashleyleddy]

Mr doggy

[pukicho]

your ligaments

[pukicho]

damn girl, your ligaments

[ashleyleddy]

Oh yeah, they do that sometimes

[vyeoh]

I'm being 100% serious one of the worst things stan culture has done is making suicide jokes commonplace again

[vyeoh]

Anyways, alternatives to saying "I'm gonna kill myself":

I'm going to throw my phone out this window

I'm going to move to the wilderness of Arkansas

I'm going to go sit in a creek

I'm going to bite and kill

I'm about to go feral

I am going to challenge ___ to a fistfight

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[redscharlach]

Going to stupid bed at a stupid reasonable hour for my stupid mental health.

[ashleyleddy]

and then big mad when it stupid helps

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[only-tiktoks]

[3liza]

when you see me say stuff like "yeah doctors make me mad sometimes but they deal with a lot of bullshit too so not everything is their fault" this is what I'm referring to. thank you to the doctors who will send the authorization back as many times as it takes

[kristina100000]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ultimashadowx]

Still one of the greatest Pokemon GIFs of all time:

[witchyautumns]