weird, strange and wonderful

A bit of everything and anything *side blog of mylifeisashes*

[youbeautifultropicalfishy]

the 🍆 magician

Another one thank you! Before it disappears into the caverns of Google Drive

Go show some love to Margs on X for creating another beauty of an edit

[inkskinned]

it isn't that i can't do it alone - but sometimes i feel it more, you know? i come back to an empty house. i have no one to text hey the flight got delayed, just letting you know i'll be a few hours late.

most of the time this is okay, and i bask in the quiet. i make myself a new and fancy recipe. i bake treats for my dog. i take environmentally-shameful-length showers. i often like being alone. i like to sit and have the world hold me in a palm like a mercury spill.

but then the small things. i kind of want to see one of the touring broadway shows. or a particular movie. i just want to tangle my legs into someone else's while we eat popcorn and talk about our favorite types of tea or something. it's not that i can't handle any of this by myself - i do, i am happy doing so - but i sometimes cut the orange in half and wish i could peel it for a second person.

i am cheerfully and chipperly informed that all things can be fun and exciting by yourself. i am reminded that loving myself should be the first and foremost goal. i am jokingly informed that if i just hold out, my wife will appear in the clouds as if i wished for her - but that i shouldn't drive myself crazy by looking. i ground myself in my incredible friends and support. i do it all the "right" way.

it's just - i had a long day today. and i wish i had someone's hand to hold about it.

[sweetpitch]

I knew I wasn’t loosing my mind when I watched the episode. At first I thought it was a birth mark, but I guess they didn’t cover one of Hudson’s tattoos. Does this mean that Shane has a little gun tattoo on his hip too?

[wintvies]

sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home

[chaos0pikachu]

iyla is such a fucking funny ass character cause like his behavior be wildin out harder than contestants on family feud hosted by steve harvey like the fuck you mean iyla caught sight of some big brown eyes and freckles on the ice and was like "damn gotta get me some of that" calling up his agent to set up a foreplay commercial just to see shane in some makeup with the fenty gloss bomb on and then rolls up in the showers checking out shane's A++ tiddies and dick like this is the start of a queer as folk episode and not Canadian government co-funded yaoi then just starts straight CRANKING it right there in front of buddha, jesus, and the spirit of queen elizabeth herself THE SHAMELESSNESS

meanwhile shane can feel the spirits of his ancestors going "not this white boy, don't you dare" but then iyla struts up tyra banks top model style with his slut bones out and is like "how you doin?" the embodiment of the eggplant emoji irl and shane's big subby brown eyes are hungry like a wolf cause iyla's apparent 9 inch dick that he was literally stroking out is right there in front of shane's face and shane's ate nothing but baked chicken and white rice for the last two years he is STARVING and his ancestors are like "fuck, we lost him"

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

[uh-ohspaghettio]

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[cloud-hymn]

as a bi person I just have to say that the real emphasis they put on nick discovering and labeling his bisexuality had me in literal tears at 3 am. especially because at no point did anyone, especially charlie, question or criticize the idea of him being bisexual (a really unfortunate trope). media loves to either ignore or demonize us so this was just so refreshing and needed.

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

so much love for people with verbal stims, echolalia, who repeat sounds or make their own, who are mumbling or singing or making noises to themselves all the time when they feel safe,

<3<3<3<3 giving all of u a forehead kiss

[raccooninthedaytime]

My hot take is that actually food allergies are a disability and more people need to realize that. The amount of research people with food allergies have to do when they want to go visit places but arent sure if they’ll have access to any food there is insane. Allergy friendly food is almost ALWAYS incredibly expensive in stores bc of all those fucking fad diets that like yoga instructors and middle age soccer moms make popular. And on top of the price, it is so hard to FIND! Almost evrry grocery store ive been to has a tiny ass allergy section that is almost always near empty. Plus what about people who don’t have the money to pay 10$ for a loaf of bread? You go to starbucks and non-dairy milks are like 70 cents extra? People are definitely out there buying and eating stuff that is destroying their digestive systems because they have no other choice. I am begging people to stop pretending that catering to people’s food allergies is elitist and not worth is. We need to make these options openly available.

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[captainjonnitkessler]

The real mystery of Stardew Valley is WHO is harassing Linus? He's got all this dialogue about how people trash his tent and throw rocks at him . . . SOMEONE in this valley needs their ass kicked and I am ready and able

[corpsentry]

you’ve been here before, haven’t you?

[thoughtkick]

“Never let the memories of the way things were, blind you from seeing the reality of the way things are.”

— Unknown

[weonsinnombre]