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♡ K ♡ If I ever stop posting it's because I finally got locked out of my account! 😭 My new account is moenieandissy.tumblr.com twentyfive | blasian There's no real rhyme or reason to the content on my blog, just a mishmash of quotes, fashion,photos and general cute things! ♡ ♀ Proud feminist ♀ ♡

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[renovation]

[amelia-pond-inthe-tardis-blog]

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

[laurenmichelle310]

i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

[sexwitsockson]

me to the student loan collectors

[thebootydiaries]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice

[despazito]

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

[despazito]

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

[jokers-coffee-scented-booty]

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

[shadovvlurking]

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

[hobgoblinhero]

Every time I saw a new image I begged for it to stop, and it just kept going. Milk chicken only brought me back to life because I swear it’s in Always Sunny joke

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[yarky]

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

[yarky]

maybe im the bad boy

[marisatomay]

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

[xtltokio]

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

[sandersstudies]

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theholleywoodsigns]

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

[wolfwars]

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

[heavenhillgirl]

36 fillette (1988), dir. Catherine Breillat

[daughterofkerberos]

[imposer]

unknown

[elithebarrowboi-deactivated2020]

“but we need to eat meat to survive”

“cows need to be milked”

“horses like being ridden”

“if we didn’t eat animals they’d overrun the earth”

“not everyone can afford to be vegan”

“my friend tried to go vegan once and almost died”

“but vegans don’t get any protein”

“plants have feelings too”

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[kdramafeed]

[screemcat]

[jeza-red]

not all heroes wear capes

[digitaldiscipline]

Big sit energy

[shirazade]

Alia Shawkat photographed by Columbine Goldsmith