Swords & Slime

Hello everyone, nice to meet you! You're fully allowed to leave or block if what I like ever makes you uncomfortable. I just hope that you'll extend that offer to me, if I ever had to. | He/Him

[gvtbvsterisback]

"As long as it's a harmless ship"

All of the ships are harmless because they're all completely fictional characters.

[comic-sans-chan]

Ace Al in a relationship is forever amusing to me, because I can so clearly see Vel dressing Vox up in sexy outfits and Al having no reaction to it at all, up until the point that someone else has a visible, loud, unacceptable reaction to it and suddenly there are tentacles flying and blood splattering because no. No, no. He may not want to do anything about Vox's huge tits and tight ass, but that doesn't mean anyone else gets to. That is his picture box, thank you. He likes to dress up pretty and you will treat him and his relationship with Alastor with respect or you will become a memory. Simple as that.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

under US law, it's illegal for anyone who's not a member of a recognised native tribe to own an eagle feather. the penalty is a $100,000 fine.

14 years ago when I had recently moved to Alaska, I went hiking with an Aleut friend, and she pointed to a feather lying on the ground and said "hey that's a bald eagle tail feather, you should grab it!" and I was like "uhh I'm very white and that's very illegal" and she went "they're fuckin everywhere up here man. I have 20." so she grabs it off the ground and hands it to me and says "there, now it's a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person."

and I'm like, okay, cool, I guess this is how we do things in Alaska. nice.

so I keep this bald eagle tail feather around for years. display it in my home among other cherished memorabilia from places I've lived and visited, etc.

on a whim, I have just now looked it up. there is no exemption to that law for a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person. the last 7 years I lived in the US, I was technically a bald eagle poacher.

probably a good thing I don't intend to move back there anytime soon. I wonder what the statute of limitations is on bird crimes.

[alex-and-nova420]

Is weed like dangerous/damaging and if so how much

Not really! I mean smoking can cause mucus buildup in your lungs, so obviously do it in moderation and take some lung health supplements + do breath work + take tolerance breaks. But it's not too damaging on the brain as long as you aren't smoking like a huge ass amount.

[satan-offical]

in a cathedral right now no one here knows im satan

[apolladay]

Tumblr doesn't like billionaires but what about batman?

He's a exception

Frick batman 😈😈😈😈

What's a mat ban

Tumblr doesn't like billionaires but what about batman?

He's a exception

Frick batman 😈😈😈😈

What's a mat ban

Voting ended onApr 23

[pumpkin-padparadscha]

i have a journal entry from like 2018 where i was super depressed and miserable and sometimes i look back at it and how convinced i was it would never get any better and i think "you were wrong. isn't it great, that you were wrong?"

[were--ralph]

minors seeing "18+" in a bio and following anyway

[were--ralph]

that's not really the point but i mean ok

[renstrapp]

uninstall your ring doorbell cameras, smoke a joint and actually contribute to society. don't let the robots take your job of neighborhood watch. people don't want to work anymore i swear 🙄🙄🙄

[were--ralph]

wait. brain blast incoming.

[were--ralph]

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[were--ralph]

Adult restaurant/Play Place where you all play on the toys and jump around naked and have sex and all that fun stuff but if you dont want to you can sit and eat pizza and watch the other adults have sex and do fun things

and its called

Cuck E. Cheese

[were--ralph]

Even if its a flop post you can at least pretend its a good post

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Looking at the sexy man submissions:

Perry the Platypus: 21 submissions

Stanley Pines: 21 submissions

Doofenshmirtz: 10 Submissions

Tenna: 138 submissions

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Also Jax 31, Caine 29, Kinger 13

[supescarsinureyes]

how to vote for all sexy people contest

Go to @sexy-people-contests-2026 and vote 2. Never vote who is sexier! Vote only for the most out there and hilarious option! Like pearl vs scrub mommy. Don’t vote for pearl. Vote for scrub mommy. It’s funnier!

3. Propaganda. Make art to promote who you want to win! I’m working on a scrub mommy portrait rn to bring people to the right side. Doesn’t matter the quality! As long as it’s not AI, it’s good! (Especially if it scrub mommy propaganda)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Are you the person who started submitting Scrub Mommy?

[supescarsinureyes]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I wheezed out loud in the middle of class when I saw this omg

[line-and-ink]

New painting - ‘howl’ acrylic on canvas

[my-dailydreams]

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[obsessedwiththeobsessedhesmy-guy]

Me when I'm a 'bisexual and in love with my best friend challenge' and my opponent is THE Michael Queerler so I know I'm LOSING also

FUCK ICE BTW! NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND.

Fuck Donald Trump he's a pedophile baby eating man.

Fuck AI it's destroying our planet.

In case anyone's confused on where I stand on any of that shit.

[samagonas]

I LOVE how in talk to me dirty talk to me sweet mike gets a taste of his own medicine. like he's so confused if will likes him or not, if actually wants the things he says he wants. you know thats karma for you sending so many mixed signals before and during ttmd,ttms