Swords & Slime

Hello everyone, nice to meet you! You're fully allowed to leave or block if what I like ever makes you uncomfortable. I just hope that you'll extend that offer to me, if I ever had to. | He/Him

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[ace-trainer-alice]

If someone I'm talking to agrees with me like five or more times without qualifying in one conversation I start worrying they're not really engaging with my ideas and are just rotely agreeing. I used to get really anxious about it but now I channel these thoughts into fantasizing about using their automatic agreement as the base for a conversational induction.

[effiecalvin]

The council has decreed that it is time for a nap.

[dioritenumber1943]

@funnier-as-a-system

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Hearing my grandpa talking about how he thinks things are going downhill because they let nonwhite people into the city and trying my best not to tell him he’s a piece of shit

[jdoeseverythingwrong]

I'm sorry I forgot the day I figured out I was transmasc everything fem about me disappeared. I forgot it completely erased how girly I was in my childhood :/ I forgot it got rid of my uterus and menstrual cycle :/ I forgot it got rid of the boy on the bus I've never met who randomly asked for my number :/ I forgot it got rid of the fact I got derogatorily called a lesbian by a person I'd never met for wearing a hoodie with a fandom I liked at the time :/ I forgot it got rid of the boy who knew my gender and chose to say he didn't "believe in non-binary people" :/ I forgot it got rid of the boy who knew my chosen name and intentionally called me only my deadname and “corrected” himself when he accidentally used the right name and thought that was chill :/ Mb :/

[vexatiousvic]

Block this moron:

@/bunabyte

Guess misogyny doesn't affevct the people that are viewed and treated like women. Pack it up, lads. We're free!

Anyway I've wanted a hysterectomy since I was 16 and was told to forget it, no doctor would do it until I was at least 30 and had at least one child. Let me just travel back time to teenage me, who didn't even know that trans men fucking existed, and tell them that they don't experience medical misogyny.

[solvershost]

it cracks me the fuck up that TRFS on this site act like transmascs are evil monsters stealing words from transfems for using terms like transandrophobia/transmisandry/etc when the WOMAN WHO COINED THE TERM 'TRANSMISOGYNY' HAS THIS TO SAY:

[clown-avian]

I’m exhausted about the constant topic of trans-infighting on other social media like Twitter

I wish those terms didn’t exist, I wish 4chan trans women were never a thing, I wish the hatred and lack of understanding about transgender people in comparison with transsexual people didn’t exist

I wish all those transmeds met other trans people irl and got grossed out faces once they say the horrid things they think and find out “yeah I’m dumb”

I wish trans binary and trans nonbinary or trans fluid individuals weren’t constantly fighting for who is more hated by society when cis people look at us like a whole thing

I wish trans people didn’t enforce repackaged misogyny with their whole “theyfab” bullshit

[swordsnslime]

Can we... not say shit like this?

The post from the original poster was about her experience in a queer server, where she was harassed by a trans man over her opinions on a character (Jax from TADC, but that's not what this is about) being transfem, while the guy believed the character was transmasc and being a jerk to her about it. That is a simplification. I don't agree with what the guy was doing, but can people not make comments about wanting to kill an entire group of people. Do they not see how fucked up that is? No hate to OP, this was not their comment

[ace-trainer-alice]

now perhaps it was a bad idea for any number of reasons, but i think it was actually really really funny to make "snap out of it!" and "remember who you are!" deepeners so the whole time its friends were trying to free it, it was locking the fuck in even harder and getting excited about being rewarded by me later.

[misscammiedawn]

Convince the hypnotee that their true self is the deep and compliant hypnotized thrall. Remind them of all the wonderful things they used to be before they were convinced to take on the responsibility and burden of personhood, remember who you are, you used to be so free of thought and worry, snap out of it, you don't need to be so weighed down by doubts and stresses, fight it, you don't have to let that nagging reflex that tries to make pull you out of this reverie.

Come back to me.

[jan-liliten]

happy middle of july (not quite the first)

[apolladay]

Hello Mod H! Do you have a favorite (traditional) artist? Have a good day!

Not sure what you mean by traditional artist?

[apolladay]

Comments say this meant artist as in artwork and not musical artist which I assumed (maybe you did mean that??).. anyway I do have a favourite artist but saying her name would likely dox me as she's not a well known name (though she is very talented and quite popular in the local area and has an amazing art shop and I luckily have a few of her beautiful pieces) and I don't feel like doing that today 😌

[vee-dmsr]

[am1vf]

Not leaving this in the tags

[gvtbvsterisback]

"As long as it's a harmless ship"

All of the ships are harmless because they're all completely fictional characters.

[comic-sans-chan]

Ace Al in a relationship is forever amusing to me, because I can so clearly see Vel dressing Vox up in sexy outfits and Al having no reaction to it at all, up until the point that someone else has a visible, loud, unacceptable reaction to it and suddenly there are tentacles flying and blood splattering because no. No, no. He may not want to do anything about Vox's huge tits and tight ass, but that doesn't mean anyone else gets to. That is his picture box, thank you. He likes to dress up pretty and you will treat him and his relationship with Alastor with respect or you will become a memory. Simple as that.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

under US law, it's illegal for anyone who's not a member of a recognised native tribe to own an eagle feather. the penalty is a $100,000 fine.

14 years ago when I had recently moved to Alaska, I went hiking with an Aleut friend, and she pointed to a feather lying on the ground and said "hey that's a bald eagle tail feather, you should grab it!" and I was like "uhh I'm very white and that's very illegal" and she went "they're fuckin everywhere up here man. I have 20." so she grabs it off the ground and hands it to me and says "there, now it's a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person."

and I'm like, okay, cool, I guess this is how we do things in Alaska. nice.

so I keep this bald eagle tail feather around for years. display it in my home among other cherished memorabilia from places I've lived and visited, etc.

on a whim, I have just now looked it up. there is no exemption to that law for a ceremonial gift from an indigenous person. the last 7 years I lived in the US, I was technically a bald eagle poacher.

probably a good thing I don't intend to move back there anytime soon. I wonder what the statute of limitations is on bird crimes.

[alex-and-nova420]

Is weed like dangerous/damaging and if so how much

Not really! I mean smoking can cause mucus buildup in your lungs, so obviously do it in moderation and take some lung health supplements + do breath work + take tolerance breaks. But it's not too damaging on the brain as long as you aren't smoking like a huge ass amount.