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[cupidslament]

The Batman review

[wishchip106]

whats up with him and doing that lesbian arm pose i used to see people go on about

is he lesbib? 🙁

i had to steal this but DUDE

hrmm magneto lesbian confirmed‼️

now we just need his wife Professor Charles Francis Xavier 😔

[mimimar]

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the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!

this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).

pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.

prints of individual pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

flower meanings in order of appearance:

[angelicguy]

you need ANYTHING you just tell me. My boy Lucario will hook you up. *gestures to lucario*

[sleepy-bebby]

I feel like, we as a society, don't talk enough about people messing up needle felting.

[tenyai]

Wind down #TheBatman doodles. Some Robert Pattinson studies and silly batcat shenanigans 🦇 🐈‍⬛ stylizing humans is hard 😭

[sylvmeka]

battison!bruce wayne uses this, 100%

[sylvmeka]

Me, talking about dano!riddler: He's just a little scrungly guy. I could just toss him through a hoop and yell Kobe :>

Bestie 1: Kobe is died he dead in helicopter helicopter with one of his child

Bestie 2: True!

Me: ...

[thiingamajiig]

liked the new batman movie

[sylvmeka]

we all know that selina would 100% have to order for bruce. he's just a little skrungly, greasy man who can't talk without his fursuit

[broosepayne]

Alfred: You know it’s been a year since you went to the dentist. Last time was right before the Riddler business.

Bruce:

Alfred: You need to make an appointment for a cleaning.

Bruce: can you do it

Alfred, exasperated after finding out Bruce had Chef Boyardee for dinner the past five nights: No. I’m not doing it for you. You’re thirty years old.

Bruce: *curls up into a ball*

—

Cathy: Hello, this is Gotham Smiles Dentistry, where we put a smile on every client’s face! Cathy speaking, how can I help you?

Bruce, staring at his phone, heart pounding:

Bruce: *end call*

—

Alfred: Have you made the appointment yet?

Bruce: too busy

Alfred: If you don’t make that appointment I’m not covering that investor meeting for you.

Bruce: don’t like talking on the phone, Alfred

Alfred, frustrated: Just make the bloody appointment, Bruce!

Bruce: *shrivels up*

Alfred, who did not mean to snap at his skrungly bat son: …I’m sorry. But you need to do it.

—

Bruce: *Googles dentist, sees they have online appointment requests. Quirks a teeny tiny microscopic grin*

> Choose Date and Time

>Input personal information

>Send Request

Bruce: Alfred I did it

—

The next day, Bruce looks at his phone and sees three missed calls and a voicemail.

It’s Cathy.

She’s calling to confirm the appointment and get his insurance information.

Bruce:

Bruce: I can probably wait another month-

[hetteh-spegetteh]

BatCat BatCat BatCat BatCat 👌😔💕

[businessbois]

having cc’s on tumblr is a bit like seeing a teacher at the supermarket? like i guess you can come to the dairy aisle but i don’t have to like it