Vengeance looks damn good.

Roleplay blog for Tristan McFord, A.K.A Killian, written by Torn. (Under construction.)

[peaky-arthur]

[foxofninetales]

More like

[sabertoothwalrus]

australians were so correct for coming up with funny nicknames for occupations

[sabertoothwalrus]

see? perfection

[ohziland-deactivated20230625]

Badness level.

(릴로와 스티치 트레?)

대물은 마음씨도 좋다고 하던데...

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[paint-it-dead]

he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[mapsontheweb]

Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.

[faeiri-tft]

fond of the average by county version of this:

also the world version:

[redfagdiver]

Australia is really out there doing her own thing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You’re just jealous of our apocalyptic arse sand

[sage-mcgavin-main]

Why is the ground made of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It rusty

[t-mcford]

The funniest thing about this blog is that Killian wouldn't answer any of these questions, but I force him to anyway. I make him look at memes and tell people what his favorite food is. It's what he deserves.

[t-mcford]

Have you ever smoked weed? And if so, what's your munchies food of choice?

"Never been much of one for smokin'. Doesn't mean I haven't once or twice. This one time, my mate rolled a blunt and challenged me to smoke the entire thing myself. I... wound up passed out on the couch surrounded by Chinese takeout containers."

[t-mcford]

"Norway? Norway. Nooooorwaaay."

"Norway!"

"...God damn it."

[mapsontheweb]

Most popular swear words by state in the US

[sugarmountainspring]

Finally some useful research being done

[hoiist]

im just gonna add something here

[t-mcford]

Maybe that robotic hand of yours can be used for more good than bad this time? I mean, it doesn't have to be a weapon. I think it can help you just as much in good as it did in bad, being a useful tool n all.

"I have considered installing a vibrator."

[t-mcford]

How do you do it? How do you manage to seem so confident despite everything that has happened? Every mistake, every accident, major or little. How do you not spiral?

"As far as I know, I haven't made any mistakes so major that I would lose confidence. Haven't really had any accidents either -unless you're somehow referring to what Sterling did to me and my mates. Hmm. It doesn't really feel like an accident. I'd say it was pretty deliberate."

[t-mcford]

What is that one food that you just cannot fucking bear? the taste, the smell, or something, you just cannot eat it?

"Licorice. If I wanted to taste the underside of a shoe, I'd join the military."

[the-conquest-of-shred]

this joke makes me so mad because I 100% bet you we already have

[the-conquest-of-shred]

oi mate what's ya fuckin gendies

[freebeeftea]

[freebeeftea]