The Great Tabbi Arkanae

Humanoid Cat Wizard who is just done with her fellow headmates.

[tlirsgender]

Currently my most contentious political stances are "not hating women (trans inclusive)", "not hating Jewish people" and "killing civilians is bad". This combination of takes will get the entire political compass mad at me

[probablyasocialecologist]

Study finds nearly every pre-2010 video game is unavailable

Games from older consoles are being made less and less available to the point so much of the industry's history could easily vanish without

[gay-jesus-probably]

Vimm's Lair: Preserving the Classics

Preserving classic videogames from consoles past.

I'm just gonna slide this on in here for anyone that is interested in preserving old games. They take it very seriously too, they want an archive of every single game. Like, they have lists of every game ever released for a system, and once that system gets old enough, they add it to their archive and start collecting. Their latest addition was the Xbox 360, they opened that vault up in September 2022, and proudly announced they'd finished their collection of games for it back in April.

Also, while their game archives are almost entirely complete, they've got another project of archiving the manuals that came with those games, and that is... considerably less well filled out. Their collection of Xbox 360 manuals is especially rough, they've only gotten manuals for three games. So if you've got some Xbox 360 games kicking around, and the manual's still with them, please consider scanning them and submitting them to the site!

Game preservation is important, but people rarely consider preserving the manuals as well; I really respect Vimm's Lair for being so thorough in their archival work.

[allshipsareok]

[zykamiliah-temporal]

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

[mexifurfoof]

california but good

scientists believe to have found what california would look like if it were good, has science gone too far??

[mexifurfoof]

california but AWESOME

after (almost) 3 years of being asked "where is the other head" i finally decided to cave in

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I’m getting the feeling that a lot of the new wizards here don’t know how wizard island island works. It’s simple. I’m keeping the island in the sky.

Some ground rules:

Don’t fuck with the tunnels.

Don’t fuck with the generators.

Don’t fuck with my tower.

Don’t fuck with the rats.

Don’t fuck with the goblins.

Don’t fuck with the gnomes.

Don’t fuck with the island defense systems.

You will not “fuck around and find out.” You will fuck around and be dead before you realize it. Idiots.

[gnomishgimmy]

You CAN'T just stop new adventurers from fighting RATS and GOBLINS. How else are they gonna get STRONGER.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

When they get stronger, they think they can fight me. They never win. I’m sick of people bothering me in order to “claim my head”, “avenge their father”, “save the realm”, or to steal my stew.

[gnomishgimmy]

That's because you keep STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES or BURNING VILLAGES. That's Big Bad type shit.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THEN TELL THEM TO LET ME DO MY THING AND THEY SHOULD LEAVE ME ALONE!

[gnomishgimmy]

NO because if i DO THAT then they'd assume i was your EVIL MINION and would KILL ME.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

EXACTLY

ITS EITHER THEM OR ME

[thedollfromgmod]

OR!!! YOU COULD STOP STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES FROM THE SKY!!!!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS DO NOT DICTATE WHAT I AM ALLOWED TO DO

I AM MY OWN PERSON

[thewildnopeboat]

Can I unionize the Kobolds though?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

There are none

[tabbiarkanae]

I beg to differ, as the reason i haven't said much is i've been smuggling kobolds into the island. and you'll never find them this time!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Then beg to differ. I know where you’ve been putting them, and I’ve been dropping them off the side when you leave.

[tabbiarkanae]

And that's what illusion magic training gets me. they're deeper in the island then you've ever gone. good luck finding them!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Illusion magic isn’t tangible, fucknuts. There’s no kobolds.

[tabbiarkanae]

Exactly. You've been pushing goblins disguised as kobolds(this sentence is a nightmare for germans) over the edge.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Do you not know that I have Truesight?

[tabbiarkanae]

I didn't, but i did add an actual, backup disguise onto the goblins in case anyone watching me do it had truesight, so i guess that works in my favor.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Goblins a kobolds don’t speak the same language. Also, being the person who made the tunnels and conducts maintenance work on the island, and the person who made the island float, I know where kobolds are on the island. I can find them immediately.

And a disguise wouldn’t work either. I know enough about kobold and goblin biology. Doesn’t work.

[tabbiarkanae]

i know when i'm beat. still, good luck finding the new kobold ferryman, funny glorified lawn ornament.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I’m getting the feeling that a lot of the new wizards here don’t know how wizard island island works. It’s simple. I’m keeping the island in the sky.

Some ground rules:

Don’t fuck with the tunnels.

Don’t fuck with the generators.

Don’t fuck with my tower.

Don’t fuck with the rats.

Don’t fuck with the goblins.

Don’t fuck with the gnomes.

Don’t fuck with the island defense systems.

You will not “fuck around and find out.” You will fuck around and be dead before you realize it. Idiots.

[gnomishgimmy]

You CAN'T just stop new adventurers from fighting RATS and GOBLINS. How else are they gonna get STRONGER.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

When they get stronger, they think they can fight me. They never win. I’m sick of people bothering me in order to “claim my head”, “avenge their father”, “save the realm”, or to steal my stew.

[gnomishgimmy]

That's because you keep STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES or BURNING VILLAGES. That's Big Bad type shit.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THEN TELL THEM TO LET ME DO MY THING AND THEY SHOULD LEAVE ME ALONE!

[gnomishgimmy]

NO because if i DO THAT then they'd assume i was your EVIL MINION and would KILL ME.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

EXACTLY

ITS EITHER THEM OR ME

[thedollfromgmod]

OR!!! YOU COULD STOP STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES FROM THE SKY!!!!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS DO NOT DICTATE WHAT I AM ALLOWED TO DO

I AM MY OWN PERSON

[thewildnopeboat]

Can I unionize the Kobolds though?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

There are none

[tabbiarkanae]

I beg to differ, as the reason i haven't said much is i've been smuggling kobolds into the island. and you'll never find them this time!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Then beg to differ. I know where you’ve been putting them, and I’ve been dropping them off the side when you leave.

[tabbiarkanae]

And that's what illusion magic training gets me. they're deeper in the island then you've ever gone. good luck finding them!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Illusion magic isn’t tangible, fucknuts. There’s no kobolds.

[tabbiarkanae]

Exactly. You've been pushing goblins disguised as kobolds(this sentence is a nightmare for germans) over the edge.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Do you not know that I have Truesight?

[tabbiarkanae]

I didn't, but i did add an actual, backup disguise onto the goblins in case anyone watching me do it had truesight, so i guess that works in my favor.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I’m getting the feeling that a lot of the new wizards here don’t know how wizard island island works. It’s simple. I’m keeping the island in the sky.

Some ground rules:

Don’t fuck with the tunnels.

Don’t fuck with the generators.

Don’t fuck with my tower.

Don’t fuck with the rats.

Don’t fuck with the goblins.

Don’t fuck with the gnomes.

Don’t fuck with the island defense systems.

You will not “fuck around and find out.” You will fuck around and be dead before you realize it. Idiots.

[gnomishgimmy]

You CAN'T just stop new adventurers from fighting RATS and GOBLINS. How else are they gonna get STRONGER.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

When they get stronger, they think they can fight me. They never win. I’m sick of people bothering me in order to “claim my head”, “avenge their father”, “save the realm”, or to steal my stew.

[gnomishgimmy]

That's because you keep STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES or BURNING VILLAGES. That's Big Bad type shit.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THEN TELL THEM TO LET ME DO MY THING AND THEY SHOULD LEAVE ME ALONE!

[gnomishgimmy]

NO because if i DO THAT then they'd assume i was your EVIL MINION and would KILL ME.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

EXACTLY

ITS EITHER THEM OR ME

[thedollfromgmod]

OR!!! YOU COULD STOP STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES FROM THE SKY!!!!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS DO NOT DICTATE WHAT I AM ALLOWED TO DO

I AM MY OWN PERSON

[thewildnopeboat]

Can I unionize the Kobolds though?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

There are none

[tabbiarkanae]

I beg to differ, as the reason i haven't said much is i've been smuggling kobolds into the island. and you'll never find them this time!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Then beg to differ. I know where you’ve been putting them, and I’ve been dropping them off the side when you leave.

[tabbiarkanae]

And that's what illusion magic training gets me. they're deeper in the island then you've ever gone. good luck finding them!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Illusion magic isn’t tangible, fucknuts. There’s no kobolds.

[tabbiarkanae]

Exactly. You've been pushing goblins disguised as kobolds(this sentence is a nightmare for germans) over the edge.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I’m getting the feeling that a lot of the new wizards here don’t know how wizard island island works. It’s simple. I’m keeping the island in the sky.

Some ground rules:

Don’t fuck with the tunnels.

Don’t fuck with the generators.

Don’t fuck with my tower.

Don’t fuck with the rats.

Don’t fuck with the goblins.

Don’t fuck with the gnomes.

Don’t fuck with the island defense systems.

You will not “fuck around and find out.” You will fuck around and be dead before you realize it. Idiots.

[gnomishgimmy]

You CAN'T just stop new adventurers from fighting RATS and GOBLINS. How else are they gonna get STRONGER.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

When they get stronger, they think they can fight me. They never win. I’m sick of people bothering me in order to “claim my head”, “avenge their father”, “save the realm”, or to steal my stew.

[gnomishgimmy]

That's because you keep STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES or BURNING VILLAGES. That's Big Bad type shit.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THEN TELL THEM TO LET ME DO MY THING AND THEY SHOULD LEAVE ME ALONE!

[gnomishgimmy]

NO because if i DO THAT then they'd assume i was your EVIL MINION and would KILL ME.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

EXACTLY

ITS EITHER THEM OR ME

[thedollfromgmod]

OR!!! YOU COULD STOP STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES FROM THE SKY!!!!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS DO NOT DICTATE WHAT I AM ALLOWED TO DO

I AM MY OWN PERSON

[thewildnopeboat]

Can I unionize the Kobolds though?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

There are none

[tabbiarkanae]

I beg to differ, as the reason i haven't said much is i've been smuggling kobolds into the island. and you'll never find them this time!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Then beg to differ. I know where you’ve been putting them, and I’ve been dropping them off the side when you leave.

[tabbiarkanae]

And that's what illusion magic training gets me. they're deeper in the island then you've ever gone. good luck finding them!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I’m getting the feeling that a lot of the new wizards here don’t know how wizard island island works. It’s simple. I’m keeping the island in the sky.

Some ground rules:

Don’t fuck with the tunnels.

Don’t fuck with the generators.

Don’t fuck with my tower.

Don’t fuck with the rats.

Don’t fuck with the goblins.

Don’t fuck with the gnomes.

Don’t fuck with the island defense systems.

You will not “fuck around and find out.” You will fuck around and be dead before you realize it. Idiots.

[gnomishgimmy]

You CAN'T just stop new adventurers from fighting RATS and GOBLINS. How else are they gonna get STRONGER.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

When they get stronger, they think they can fight me. They never win. I’m sick of people bothering me in order to “claim my head”, “avenge their father”, “save the realm”, or to steal my stew.

[gnomishgimmy]

That's because you keep STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES or BURNING VILLAGES. That's Big Bad type shit.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THEN TELL THEM TO LET ME DO MY THING AND THEY SHOULD LEAVE ME ALONE!

[gnomishgimmy]

NO because if i DO THAT then they'd assume i was your EVIL MINION and would KILL ME.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

EXACTLY

ITS EITHER THEM OR ME

[thedollfromgmod]

OR!!! YOU COULD STOP STEALING CELESTIAL BODIES FROM THE SKY!!!!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS DO NOT DICTATE WHAT I AM ALLOWED TO DO

I AM MY OWN PERSON

[thewildnopeboat]

Can I unionize the Kobolds though?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

There are none

[tabbiarkanae]

I beg to differ, as the reason i haven't said much is i've been smuggling kobolds into the island. and you'll never find them this time!

[tabbiarkanae]

Quick tip for wizard winemakers

So, you're trying to make that perfect wine but don't want to waste mana and bookshelf space on Chronomancy? There's a very simple solution. Pocket Dimensions! Just make yourself a hyperbolic time chamber knockoff from a Pocket dimension, and you're done! Now you'll have a perfectly aged wine in days instead of years!

[officialwizardnews]

they say "dont waste time on chronomancy" then recommend higher level chronomancy

the chronomancer that made the hyperbolic time chamber called it a time chamber for a reason and not " hyper biology room shack"

[tabbiarkanae]

you do realize that pocket dimensions laws of time and space are controlled by the creator, right?

[officialwizardnews]

yeah you have to control the laws of time

witch is the job of a chronomancer

[the-silliest-sorcerer]

What do they even teach you all in wizard school?

[tabbiarkanae]

i didn't go to school, i fell into a cauldron, became this, and learned by stealing books from other wizards.

[tabbiarkanae]

Quick tip for wizard winemakers

So, you're trying to make that perfect wine but don't want to waste mana and bookshelf space on Chronomancy? There's a very simple solution. Pocket Dimensions! Just make yourself a hyperbolic time chamber knockoff from a Pocket dimension, and you're done! Now you'll have a perfectly aged wine in days instead of years!

[crickled-thorn-thug]

Don't mean to whine,but why not just drink the grape potion of drunkenness?

[tabbiarkanae]

That's just knockoff wine and you know it

[tabbiarkanae]

Quick tip for wizard winemakers

So, you're trying to make that perfect wine but don't want to waste mana and bookshelf space on Chronomancy? There's a very simple solution. Pocket Dimensions! Just make yourself a hyperbolic time chamber knockoff from a Pocket dimension, and you're done! Now you'll have a perfectly aged wine in days instead of years!

[officialwizardnews]

they say "dont waste time on chronomancy" then recommend higher level chronomancy

the chronomancer that made the hyperbolic time chamber called it a time chamber for a reason and not " hyper biology room shack"

[tabbiarkanae]

you do realize that pocket dimensions laws of time and space are controlled by the creator, right?

[mr-viwick]

friendly

[witchkami]

Big gay monster jumpscare

Patreon

[tabbiarkanae]

Quick tip for wizard winemakers

So, you're trying to make that perfect wine but don't want to waste mana and bookshelf space on Chronomancy? There's a very simple solution. Pocket Dimensions! Just make yourself a hyperbolic time chamber knockoff from a Pocket dimension, and you're done! Now you'll have a perfectly aged wine in days instead of years!

[good-wizard]

GENIUS!

[objectlessondujour]

Scanned the whole scroll and there's no instructions just the wizard's story about their trip to the stellar shoes, as if most of us can afford the teleportation reagents. 2/10.

[tabbiarkanae]

You can literally just go out there and make the damn reagents yourself, you know. Most of the ingredients are findable on the island and the ones that aren't can be bought quite cheaply.

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[raven-mod-deactivated20190427]

This post is wonderful

[2-depressed-4-u]

Someone can put the text for alphys’ bed in undertale??

[chocolatesquared]

one of my favorite undertale lines!

[jackalopunny-deactivated2025100]

always reblog

[nerdy-emo-royal-dad]

Art.

[tabbiarkanae]

Quick tip for wizard winemakers

So, you're trying to make that perfect wine but don't want to waste mana and bookshelf space on Chronomancy? There's a very simple solution. Pocket Dimensions! Just make yourself a hyperbolic time chamber knockoff from a Pocket dimension, and you're done! Now you'll have a perfectly aged wine in days instead of years!